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Interstellar Patrol
Christopher Anvil
Edited byEric Flint
 
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This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this book are
fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.
Copyright © 2003 by Christopher Anvil.
"Strangers to Paradise" was first published in Analog, October 1966. "The Dukes of
Desire" was first published in Analog, June 1967. "The King's Legions" was first
published in Analog, September 1967. (These three stories were later combined and
issued as the novel Strangers in Paradise , Tower 1969.) "A Question of Attitude" was
first published in Analog, December 1967. "The Royal Road" was first published in
Analog, June 1968. "The Nitrocellulose Doormat" was first published in Analog, June
1969. "Basic" was first published in Venture Science Fiction, November 1969. "Test
Ultimate" was first published in Analog, October 1969. "Compound Interest" was first
published in Analog, July 1967. "Experts in the Field" was first published in Analog,
May 1967. "The Hunch" was first published in Analog, July 1961. "Star Tiger" was first
published in Astounding, June 1960. "Revolt!" was first published in Astounding, April
1958. "Stranglehold" was first published in Analog, June 1966.
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any
form.
A Baen Books Original
Baen Publishing Enterprises
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ISBN: 0-7434-3600-8
Cover art by Mark Hennessey-Barratt
First printing, April 2003
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Anvil, Christopher.
Interstellar patrol / by Christopher Anvil ; compiled and edited by Eric Flint.
p. cm.
ISBN 0-7434-3600-8
1. Life on other planets—Fiction. 2. Space warfare—Fiction. 3. Space
ships—Fiction.
I. Flint, Eric. II. Title.
PS3551.N9I58 2003
813'.54—dc21
2003040348
Distributed by Simon & Schuster
1230 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020
 
Production by Windhaven Press, Auburn, NH
Printed in the United States of America
Introduction
by David Weber
I'm delighted that someone is making Christopher Anvil's work available once again. Especially the
Interstellar Patrol stories. Vaughan Roberts, Morrissey, and Hammell have always been three of my very
favorite characters, and I've always loved Anvil's . . . peculiar sense of humor.
I suppose, if I'm going to be honest, that Roberts' J-class ship is another of my favorite characters. In
fact, although I hadn't realized it until I sat down to write this introduction, I suspect that there was a lot of
the Patrol boat's computer hiding somewhere in the depths of my memory when I created Dahak for the
Mutineers' Moon series. After all, Dahak is simply another self-aware ship kidnapping itself a captain on
a somewhat larger scale. They even have a few personality traits in common.
The characters themselves are always a delight in an Anvil story or novel. Like most good character
builders, Anvil creates his memorable people for the reader through their interactions, and the edge of
zaniness which seems to creep into almost everything he writes only makes them even more interesting.
His pronounced gift for building larger-than-life planets and environments for them to interact in
sometimes seems to slip past almost unnoticed, yet it is a constant in almost all of his stories, and I think it
is one of his strongest building blocks. He also has more than a touch of the Eric Frank Russell school of
"poor aliens" in his work, because whoever sets out to oppose or overcome one of his characters has all
unknowingly set his foot on the first slippery step of the slope of doom. The only question is how big a
splat the villain is going to make at the foot of the cliff. This shows strongly in the first volume of Anvil's
work from Baen Books, Pandora's Legions , but it makes its appearance in this volume, as well. In this
instance, however, most of the "poor aliens" are actually "poor humans," with a sizable smattering of
unfortunate master computers, robotic police units, and nasty extraterrestrial fauna thrown in for good
measure.
In many ways, Anvil's storytelling style has always reminded me of the historical romance novels by
Georgette Heyer or Lois Bujold's Miles Vorkosigan stories. Like Heyer and Bujold, Anvil's characters
always have a perfectly logical reason for everything they do, yet they slide inevitably from one
catastrophe to another in a slither which rapidly assumes avalanche proportions. A Keith Laumer
character triumphs through an unflinching refusal to yield which transforms him, permits him to break
through to some higher level of capability or greatness. An Anvil character triumphs by shooting the
rapids, by caroming from one obstacle to another, adapting and overcoming as he goes. In many ways,
his characters are science-fiction descendents of Odysseus, the scheming fast thinker who dazzles his
opponents with his footwork. Of course, sometimes it's a little difficult to tell whether they're dazzling an
opponent with their footwork, or skittering across a floor covered in ball bearings. But Anvil has the
 
technique and the skill to bring them out triumphant in the end, and watching them dance is such a
delightful pleasure.
The stories in this volume are science-fiction in the grand, rip-roaring tradition. Anvil throws around
powerful bureaucracies like the PDA, huge space navies like the Space Force, and deviously capable
guardians of the Right and Good (although said guardians may be just a mite tarnished around the edges)
like the Interstellar Patrol. He delights in creating obscure, complex, often many-sided conundrums for his
characters, and then taking us with him as they unravel the problem one strand at a time. I see a lot of the
Golden Age in his stories, echoes of Williamson's Legion of Space , or of John Campbell's Arcot, Wade,
and Morey in the scale and the sweeping, half-laughing scope of the problems he inflicts upon his
characters. And most delightfully of all, in our post Star Trek universe, there isn't a trace of the Prime
Directive. There are only characters with wit, humor, courage, and rather more audacity than is good for
them.
While it is inevitable that any volume which is going to deal with Vaughan Roberts & Co. has to start
with "Strangers to Paradise," that story—excellent as it is—was never really my favorite Interstellar
Patrol story. I'm not sure why. Perhaps it's because the "want-generator" is a bit too much like
Williamson's AKKA super weapon in the Legion of Space stories. Or perhaps it's because the
"want-generator" is a little too much of the one aspect of Anvil's stories which sometimes disturbs me on
a philosophical level. His characters, by their nature, are the sort of people who set out to fix problems,
yet sometimes the means they embrace fringe just a little too closely upon a sort of intellectual
totalitarianism. Not in terms of ideology per se, but in the willingness to manipulate and control in ways
which cannot be resisted. At the same time, however, Anvil is always careful to show the pitfalls of such
an approach, as in "Strangers to Paradise" itself, when the subjects of our heroes' "mind control"
stubbornly persist in doing something their controllers never counted on.
Yet whether or not "Strangers to Paradise" would make my own list of top five Anvil stories, it is
most definitely the direct and necessary progenitor of what undoubtedly are my two favorite IP stories:
"The King's Legions," which is included in this volume, and the short novel Warlord's World , which is not
but which I hope and expect will be along shortly. It's always seemed to me that, just as Laumer's novella
"The Night of the Trolls" captures the essential Laumer hero perfectly, "The King's Legions" and
Warlord's World capture the essential Anvil.
For those of us who have known Anvil for years, this book is a most welcome reunion with old
friends. For those not already familiar with him, it offers an introduction to a writer and to characters very
much worth knowing. In some ways, I rather envy the reader who is about to experience his or her first,
concentrated dose of Anvil-dom. If you're one of those newcomers, welcome aboard. Whichever Anvil
tale winds up your favorite, at least you'll have a rich and varied selection to choose from. This volume
contains many of my favorites, but there's a lot more Anvil out there, and I hope that Baen will bring
more of it to us. In the meantime, you hold in your hands an excellent starting point.
Buckle up tight. It's going to be an . . . energetic ride.
Editor's Preface
Without a doubt, Christopher Anvil's richest and most developed setting was what he and John
Campbell—who edited Astounding/Analog magazine where most of the stories originally
appeared—called "the Colonization series." Anvil wrote over thirty stories in that setting, ranging in length
from short stories to the novel Warlord's World.
At the heart of the Colonization series are the stories concerning the Interstellar Patrol, which are the
best known. But Anvil wrote a number of stories in the same setting, in which the Interstellar Patrol does
not figure directly. These stories often involved such organizations as the Space Force, the Planetary
Development Authority and the Stellar Scouts, the Space Navy—and a wide range of civilians, from big
 
businessmen to merchant spacemen to colonists on the ground.
Often enough, characters who appear in cameo or minor roles in the Interstellar Patrol stories are the
protagonists of other stories. An example is the ruthless businessman Nels Krojac, who is only mentioned
in passing in "The King's Legions" and "The Royal Road" but is a central figure in "Compound Interest"
and "Experts in the Field."
In this volume, we are reissuing the first two major episodes of Anvil's Interstellar Patrol adventures,
as well as—in Part III—a number of stories which give the reader a sense of the setting as a whole.
—Eric Flint
Part I: Paradise
STRANGERS TO PARADISE
Vaughan Nathan Roberts, captain of the fast interstellar transport Orion, stood in the huge room
amidst all the wheeled and antennaed metal shapes, large and small, and thought of his ship orbiting the
planet with its drive knocked out. The idea of coming to this place, he told himself stubbornly, was to get
repairs. Not to get eaten alive, mobbed, or bundled around by roboid functionaries, but to get repairs.
The question was, how?
Roberts was flanked by metal boxes nearly as tall as himself, much wider and thicker, with whip
antennas on top, bicycle wheels below, and the words "Law Enforcement" blazoned on them front and
back.
Directly in front of Roberts stood a far larger metal box, on low massive wheels, with a variety of
antennas sticking up, and mouthpieces, viewscreens, and receptor heads thrust out toward him under the
glowing letters: CRIMINAL COURT.
From this maze of screens and speakers, a voice was murmuring: " . . . Fingerprints, palm prints,
retinal patterns, total body index: not on record. Conclusion unavoidable that this individual is not native
to this planet."
"I've been trying to tell you," said Roberts, "we had gravitor trouble. We headed for the nearest
repair facility, got here crippled, couldn't raise any response on the communicator, and half-a-dozen of us
came down in the ship's tender. The tender cracked up in a forest forty miles from the spaceport. Three
of my men were badly hurt. One of us stayed with them, and two of us hiked out for help. When we
reached your city, here, we got garbage dumped on us, tin cans and chunks of cement slung at us, a gang
of kids went for us, and then your iron gendarmes arrested us for causing a riot."
 
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