Opowieści z krypty - Tales From The Crypt - S05E11 (63) Well That Ends Well.txt

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{2028}{2156}TONIGHT'S TALE CONCERNS|A MAN WITH VOID BALLS.
{2157}{2201}WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
{2202}{2249}PAR FOR THE CORPSE!
{2250}{2303}10 KILLION POINTS.
{2304}{2351}IS THIS FUN OR WHAT?
{2352}{2397}OH, HELLO, KIDDIES.
{2398}{2484}{y:i}DON'T MIND ME|IF I'M CARRION ON,
{2485}{2554}{y:i}BUT I'VE REALLY GROAN|TO LOVE THIS GAME.
{2555}{2613}{y:i}I COULD GHOUL ALL NIGHT!
{2682}{2770}WHICH BRINGS TO MIND|TONIGHT'S TERROR TALE.
{2771}{2822}IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE|OF GAME PLAYERS
{2823}{2882}WHO ARE ABOUT|TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS
{2882}{2940}{y:i}WHEN YOU DON'T SLAY|BY THE RULES.
{2941}{2981}I CALL IT...
{2982}{3085}{y:i}OIL'S WELL|THAT ENDS WELL.
{3165}{3229}OIL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL
{3882}{3983}BABY, YOU ALWAYS WEAR|YOUR SEATBELT, RIGHT,
{3984}{4026}EVEN WHEN I'M NOT|AROUND?
{4026}{4077}OHH! EVEN WHEN|YOU'RE NOT AROUND.
{4104}{4165}YOU SURE?|YOU NEVER FORGET?
{4166}{4222}IT'S JUST THAT|I WORRY ABOUT YOU.
{4257}{4314}AND YOU EXERCISE,|RIGHT, BABY?
{4315}{4371}YOU DO SOME SORT|OF AEROBICS
{4372}{4404}3 TIMES A WEEK?
{4504}{4565}I DO ENOUGH. UHH!
{4566}{4616}BUT, BABY...
{4675}{4768}GINA, DARLING,
{4769}{4818}YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS!
{4818}{4850}I MEAN, HELL,|WE PORKED ONCE.
{4851}{4898}YOU'RE ACTING LIKE|WE'RE ENGAGED|OR SOMETHIN'.
{4899}{4954}I DON'T WANT TO|LOSE YOU.
{4955}{5001}WHAT IF YOU HAVE|A HEART ATTACK|OR SOMETHIN'?
{5002}{5077}OH, I AM NOT GONNA|HAVE A HEART ATTACK,
{5078}{5131}ALL RIGHT? I'M NOT.
{5132}{5183}UNLESS, OF COURSE,|YOU DRIVE ME TO IT.
{5184}{5291}OK, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN|PLANNING FOR|YOUR RETIREMENT?
{5292}{5324}DO YOU HAVE|AN I. R. A.?
{5325}{5379}WHAT THE HELL'S|GOING ON UP THERE?!
{5379}{5413}GET ME THE HELL|OUTTA HERE!
{5476}{5537}HUH! TAKIN' A HIT|OF THAT VOODOO JUICE
{5538}{5586}AND PRETENDING TO BE DEAD|IS ONE THING,
{5587}{5635}BUT IF I HAD TO LISTEN|TO THAT GOO-GOO TALK
{5636}{5662}FOR ONE MORE SECOND,
{5663}{5702}I WAS GONNA|KICK IT FOR REAL!
{5764}{5827}20 Gs.|THERE YOU GO, BUDDY BOY.
{5827}{5888}JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK.|HA HA.
{5889}{5960}AND YOU, PUT A SOCK|IN THAT LOVE TALK.
{6065}{6148}WHERE ARE HER|FRIGGIN' CLOTHES?
{6149}{6186}I'M BURIED 6 FEET UNDER|AND YOU'RE INTRODUCING
{6187}{6239}THE BEARDED CLAM|TO THE ONE-EYED WORM?
{6240}{6294}SHOVE IT, LARRY.|IT JUST SORT OF|HAPPENED.
{6295}{6328}OK. I SEE.
{6329}{6370}IF YOU WANT TO GO ON|PRETENDING
{6371}{6422}THAT THIS MORON WANTS|YOUR TIRED ASS,
{6422}{6487}AND HE WANTS|TO GO ON PRETENDING|HE CAN JUST HUMP GRANDMA MOSES,
{6488}{6553}I DON'T CARE.|BUT WHEN I'M IN THAT BOX,
{6554}{6648}YOU BETTER BE CONCENTRATED|100% ON DIGGING ME UP ASAP,
{6649}{6697}OR I'LL COME BACK|FROM THE DEAD
{6698}{6791}AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF|AND I'LL SHIT DOWN|YOUR FUCKIN' THROAT!
{6792}{6850}YOU GOT THAT,|YOU FLEA-BITTEN HOSE BAG?
{6851}{6883}DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
{7056}{7098}CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,
{7098}{7154}BUT I JUST DON'T THINK|THAT'S ANY WAY
{7154}{7209}TO TALK TO A LADY|WHO GIVES GREAT HEAD.
{7250}{7312}OH, BABY.|YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
{7377}{7437}WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY|WE DRIVE INTO VEGAS
{7438}{7498}AND DO A LITTLE|CELEBRATIN'?
{7499}{7526}UH-UH, BABY.
{7527}{7568}I GOT THIS MONEY|EARMARKED
{7569}{7608}FOR A KICK-ASS|MUTUAL FUND.
{7609}{7668}WHAT? COME ON, YOU'RE|SHITTIN' ME, RIGHT?
{7668}{7708}I GOT ALL|MY MONEY IN IT-
{7709}{7811}$82,000, EARNING 19%|ON EVERY PENNY.
{7812}{7859}AND DON'T LET ANYBODY|BULLSHIT YOU, BABY.
{7860}{7906}YOU GOTTA MAKE|YOUR MONEY WORK FOR YA.
{7906}{7957}AND I THOUGHT YOU|WERE JUST ANOTHER|PRETTY LITTLE THING
{7958}{7993}WITH BIG TITS|AND BLUE EYES.
{7994}{8039}I TOLD YOU|WHEN YOU MET ME
{8040}{8084}I WAS WORTH|KILLING FOR.
{8085}{8173}YOU KNOW, I THINK|THIS IS THE START|OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
{8173}{8256}BUT, UH, ARE YOU SURE|YOU AIN'T INTERESTED
{8257}{8296}IN JUST AN ITSY BIT|OF BLACKJACK?
{8297}{8355}VEGAS IS FOR CHUMPS.
{8356}{8397}I SAY WE GET RIGHT|BACK TO WORK.
{8398}{8472}WELL, ALL RIGHT.
{8473}{8546}BACK TO WORK IT IS.
{8547}{8592}AND I KNOW A PLACE|A FEW COUNTIES OVER
{8593}{8637}THAT SHOULD BE READY|FOR BUSINESS.
{8774}{8833}SURE IS YOUR NIGHT.
{8834}{8874}AW, THANK YOU|KINDLY, JO.
{8875}{8922}THAT'S RIGHT.|YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
{8923}{8979}WHEN YOU GONNA|SPREAD THEM WINGS,|HONEY BUTT?
{8980}{9055}HEY! DIDN'T YOUR DADDY|EVER TEACH YOU|HOW TO RESPECT A LADY?
{9055}{9129}BEING HIS FATHER, I MIGHT|TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT,|DARLIN'.
{9130}{9160}I TAUGHT MY BOY GOOD.
{9160}{9219}AND I DON'T WANT PEOPLE|THINKIN' OTHERWISE.
{9220}{9278}SO YOU JUST GIVE HIM|THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.
{9279}{9338}AND WHEN YOU|SHOW US A LADY,
{9339}{9398}{y:i}WE'LL SHOW HER|SOME RESPECT.
{9440}{9496}HE JUST WANTED|TO GET A LITTLE TASTE!
{9608}{9632}WHOA. WHAT HAVE|WE GOT HERE?
{9705}{9739}WELCOME, FRIEND.
{9739}{9772}SAME TO YOU, SKINNY.
{9773}{9801}ANOTHER ROUND FOR THE HOUSE
{9801}{9841}AND A BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM|ON THE BAR FOR ME.
{9841}{9890}I'M BUYING,|SO KEEP 'EM COMIN'.
{9891}{9934}YOU GOT IT.
{10139}{10185}HEY, NOW, PRETTY LADY.
{10186}{10219}SHOVE IT IN YOUR|PANTS, HONEY.
{10219}{10275}THERE AIN'T NO CHANCE.
{10360}{10401}LESBIAN.
{10475}{10545}UMPH! HOH!
{10582}{10625}COME HERE!
{10626}{10662}I'M NO LESBIAN,|HONEY.
{10663}{10744}I DON'T MUNCH CARPET|AND I DON'T|STRAP IT ON.
{10744}{10784}BUT I DO HATE MEN.
{10785}{10856}AND RIGHT NOW,|I HATE 'EM|IN A BIG WAY.
{10856}{10884}AHEM. AHEM.
{10885}{10908}WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
{10909}{10971}UH-UH-UH-UH,|GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
{10972}{11033}DOESN'T|LOOK FULL TO ME, HONEY.
{11034}{11062}SIT DOWN.
{11062}{11097}WHAT KIND OF|CRAP IS THIS?
{11098}{11133}IF THE GUY|WANTS TO GO|TO THE BATHROOM,
{11134}{11166}LET HIM GO,|BITCH.
{11166}{11218}THERE WE GO!
{11219}{11261}THAT'S THE WORD I HATE.
{11262}{11284}BITCH!
{11285}{11320}I SHOW|A LITTLE AUTHORITY,
{11321}{11355}I STRESS|MY WILL A LITTLE BIT,
{11356}{11388}AND I'M A BITCH.
{11389}{11472}MEN.|YOU'RE ALL THE SAME.
{11473}{11521}YOU'RE JUST LIKE|THE GUYS I WORK FOR.
{11522}{11569}THEY WANT ME|TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT
{11570}{11600}AND DO A GOOD JOB.
{11601}{11672}AND AS LONG AS I DO IT|LIKE A GOOD LITTLE GIRL,
{11673}{11743}THEY CAN SCREW ME ALL OVER|AND TELL ME TO LIKE IT!
{11744}{11803}AND THEN|WHEN THE DAY IS DONE,
{11804}{11841}THEY CAN STOP SCREWIN' ME
{11842}{11883}SO THEY CAN FUCK ME!|WHOO!
{11884}{11923}WELL, I SAY SCREW THAT.
{11924}{11975}SCREW THEM.|SCREW THE COMPANY.
{12069}{12119}UH, EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,|MA'AM,
{12120}{12180}BUT JUST EXACTLY WHAT|KIND OF BUSINESS
{12181}{12225}ARE YOU IN?
{12274}{12307}OIL, BUBBA.
{12308}{12352}BUBBA?
{12353}{12429}THE DISCOVERY|AND DISTRIBUTION
{12430}{12472}OF BLACK CRUDE.
{12473}{12519}Bubba?
{12594}{12626}DAMN IT!
{12627}{12672}I KNEW|I'D FIND YOU HERE.
{12673}{12714}YOU NEED|TO GET ON THE PHONE
{12715}{12754}WITH LESTER|AND MALCOLM, PRONTO!
{12755}{12779}HEH HA!
{12780}{12814}I'M TELLING YOU,|IT'S DEEP,
{12815}{12882}BUT IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE|WE'VE FOUND...
{12883}{12912}WHAT?
{12913}{12941}FOUND WHAT, JERRY?
{12941}{13005}OIL?
{13005}{13059}I NEED TO SPEAK|TO YOU IN PRIVATE,|MS. STONE.
{13060}{13110}HE'S FOUND OIL, BOYS.|HE HAS FOUND OIL.
{13111}{13180}OIL?|VERY OBSERVANT.
{13180}{13230}YOU'RE SMARTER|THAN YOU LOOK.
{13231}{13257}ON WHOSE PROPERTY?
{13258}{13299}MAYBE ONE OF THESE|BRIGHT YOUNG MEN
{13300}{13331}HAS HIT THE JACKPOT?
{13332}{13361}WHO'S THE WINNER?
{13362}{13416}WHO'S THE LUCKY WINNER?
{13417}{13439}NOBODY.
{13440}{13487}THAT'S A LIE.
{13488}{13534}LOOK, UH...
{13534}{13586}I DON'T THINK|THE COMPANY WOULD APPRECIATE
{13587}{13638}THIS BREACH OF|CONFIDENTIALITY, MS. STONE.
{13639}{13721}FUCK 'EM JERRY.|I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
{13721}{13760}I THINK YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.
{13761}{13785}WE'RE LEAVING.
{13786}{13838}I THINK THE LADY|WANTS TO STAY.
{13839}{13888}WHAT'S IT GONNA|TAKE, JERRY?
{13889}{13931}WHAT WOULD IT TAKE|FOR YOU TO SELL OUT
{13932}{13972}THOSE BASTARDS|AT BAY VISTA OIL?
{13973}{14018}LOOK, I JUST|CAN'T DO THIS.
{14019}{14081}I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST-|IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY.
{14082}{14112}WHY NOT? I GOT 5 GRAND.
{14113}{14157}I'LL GO BACK TO|THE MOTEL AND GET IT.
{14158}{14200}5 GRAND FOR YOU|TO HOLD BACK|THAT REPORT
{14201}{14252}UNTIL WE CAN|WORK SOMETHING OUT|WITH THE LANDOWNERS.
{14253}{14308}$5,000 TO LOSE MY JOB?
{14309}{14351}I DON'T THINK SO.
{14394}{14474}I'VE GOT $5,000.
{14475}{14519}I WANNA BE A PARTNER.
{14520}{14564}ME, TOO!|THAT MAKES 15.
{14565}{14607}I CAN GIVE|5,000.
{14608}{14640}I GOT 5 MORE.
{14715}{14769}THAT'S $25,000, JERRY,
{14770}{14824}TO HOLD UP THAT REPORT.
{14824}{14860}WHAT DO YOU SAY?
{15039}{15110}OK. FOR $25,000,
{15110}{15171}I'LL HOLD BACK|MY REPORT FOR ONE WEEK.
{15172}{15231}BUT I WANT THAT MONEY|IN MY HANDS TONIGHT.
{15232}{15265}DONE DEAL!|YEAH!
{15266}{15301}HA HA HA!
{15302}{15332}OIL!
{15333}{15387}WHY, THANK YOU, DARLING.
{15388}{15434}GLAD TO HEAR IT...
{15435}{15491}'CAUSE YOU GOT|A BIGGER PROBLEM.
{15492}{15520}YOUR OIL?
{15520}{15590}YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?
{15591}{15656}IT'S UNDER|THE GRAVEYARD.
{16353}{16380}HI THERE.
{16381}{16411}HEY.
{16412}{16497}JESUS, THIS PLACE|GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
{16955}{16991}OOH, BABY,|YOU LOOK SO GOOD,
{16992}{17027}I CAN'T KEEP|MY HANDS OFF YOU.
{17028}{17066}JUST A LITTLE|BIT LONGER.
{17067}{17104}THEY'RE ABOUT|READY TO BITE.
{17183}{17221}YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT|WAITRESS BACK THERE
{17222}{17257}WAS PRETTIER THAN ME,|DID YOU?
{17258}{17290}WHAT WAITRESS?
{17291}{17337}I ONLY GOT EYES|FOR YOU, DARLIN'.
{17338}{17387}MMM. OH, I HOPE SO.
{17478}{17524}DID YOU RIG|THE PHONY OIL?
{17525}{17570}SURE DID.
{17841}{17880}IT'S BUBBLING.
{17880}{17926}THAT'S A SEEPAGE|HOLE, ALL RIGHT.
{17927}{17952}A WHAT?
{17996}{18058}WELL, IT'S YOUR DAMN|SUBSURFACE GAS
{18059}{18117}PROPELLING THE CRUDE OIL UP|THROUGH THE FISSURE
{18118}{18176}OF LEAST RESISTANCE|IN THE CUTANEAL|DERMAL CRUST.
{18322}{18345}SHEES...
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