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Copyright ©2001 Vernor Vinge
Reprinted from "The Collected Stories of Vernor Vinge", Tor Books, 2001
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Juan kept the little blue pills in an unseen corner of his bedroom. They really were tiny, the custom
creation of a lab that saw no need for inert fillers, or handsome packaging. And Juan was pretty sure they
were blue, except that as a matter of principle he tried not to look at them, even when he was off-line.
Just one pill a week gave him the edge he needed....
* * * *
Final exam week was always chaos at Fairmont Junior High. The school's motto was “Trying hard not to
become obsolete"—and the kids figured that applied to the faculty more than anyone else. This semester
they got through the first morning—Ms. Wilson's math exam—without a hitch, but already in the
afternoon the staff was tweaking things around: Principal Alcalde scheduled a physical assembly during
what should have been student prep time.
Almost all the eighth grade was piled into the creaky wooden meeting hall. Once this place had been
used for horse shows. Juan thought he could still smell something of that. Tiny windows looked out on the
hills surrounding the campus. Sunlight spiked down through vents and skylights. In some ways, the room
was weird even without enhancement.
Principal Alcalde marched in, looking as dire and driven as ever. He gestured to his audience, requesting
visual consensus. In Juan's eyes, the room lighting mellowed and the deepest shadows disappeared.
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“Betcha the Alcalde is gonna call off the nakedness exam.” Bertie Todd was grinning the way he did
when someone else had a problem. “I hear there are parents with Big Objections.”
“You got a bet,” said Juan. “You know how Mr. Alcalde is about nakedness.”
“Heh. True.” Bertie's image slouched back in the chair next to Juan.
Principal Alcalde was into a long speech, about the fast-changing world and the need for Fairmont to
revolutionize itself from semester to semester. At the same time they must never forget the central role of
modern education which was to teach the kids how to learn, how to pose questions, how to be
adaptable—all without losing their moral compass.
It was very old stuff. Juan listened with a small part of his attention; mostly, he was looking around the
audience. This was a physical assembly, so almost everybody except Bertie Todd was really here. Bertie
was remote from Chicago, one of the few commuter students. His parents paid a lot more for virtual
enrollment, but Fairmont Schools did have a good reputation. Of the truly present—well, the fresh
thirteen-year-old faces were mostly real. Mr. Alcalde's consensus imagery didn't allow cosmetics or
faked clothes. And yet ... such rules could not be perfectly enforced. Juan widened his vision, allowed
deviations and defacements in the view. There couldn't be too much of that or the Alcalde would have
thrown a fit, but there were ghosts and graffiti floating around the room. The scaredy-cat ones flickered
on-and-off in a fraction of a second, or were super-subtle perversions. But some of them—the
two-headed phantom that danced behind the Principal's podium—lasted gloating seconds. Mr. Alcalde
could probably see some of the japery, but his rule seemed to be that as long as the students didn't
appear to see the disrespect, then he wouldn't either.
Okay, platitudes taken care of, Mr. Alcalde got down to business: “This morning, you did the math
exam. Most of you have already received your grades. Ms. Wilson tells me that she's pleased with your
work; the results will make only small changes in the rest of this week's schedule. Tomorrow morning will
be the vocational exam.” Oh yeah. Be ready to learn something dull, but learn it very, very fast. Most
kids hated that, but with the little blue pills, Juan knew he could whack it. “Soon you'll begin the two
concurrent exams. You'll have the rest of finals week to work on them. I'll make the details public later in
this assembly. In general terms: There will be an unlimited exam, where you may use any legally available
resources—”
“All right !” Bertie's voice came softly in Juan's ear. All across the hall similar sentiments were
expressed, a kind of communal sigh.
Mr. Alcalde's dark features creased in a rare smile. “That just means we expect something
extraordinarily good from you.” To pass the exam, a team had to bring in three times tuition per team
member. So even though they could use any help they could recruit, most students didn't have the money
to buy their way to a passing grade.
“The two concurrent exams will overlap the usual testing in visual communication, language, and unaided
skills. Some of your parents have asked for more concurrency, but all the teachers feel that when you're
thirteen years old, it's better to concentrate on doing a few things well. You'll have plenty of time for
jumble lore in the future. Your other concurrent exam will be—Miss Washington?”
Patsy Washington came to her feet, and Juan realized that she—like Bertie—was only present as
imagery. Patsy was a San Diego student so she had no business being virtual at a physical assembly.
Hmm. “Look,” she said. “Before you go on about these concurrent exams, I want to ask you about the
naked skills test.”
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Bertie gave Juan a grin. “This should be interesting.”
The Alcalde's gaze was impassive. “The ‘unaided skills’ test, Miss Washington. There is nothing
whatsoever naked about it.”
“It might as well be, Mister.” Patsy was speaking in English now, and with none of the light mocking tone
that made her a minor queen in her clique. It was her image and voice, but the words and body language
were very un-Patsy. Juan probed the external network traffic. There was lots of it, but mostly simple
query/response stuff, like you'd expect. A few sessions had been around for dozens of seconds; Bertie's
remote was one of the two oldest. The other belonged Patsy Washington—at least it was tagged with her
personal certificate. Identity hijacking was a major no-no at Fairmont, but if a parent was behind it there
wasn't much the school could do. And Juan had met Patsy's father. Maybe it was just as well the Alcalde
didn't have to talk to him in person. Patsy's image leaned clumsily through the chair in front of her. “In
fact,” she continued, “it's worse than naked. All their lives, these—we—have had civilization around us.
We're damned good at using that civilization. Now you theory-minded intellectuals figure it would be nice
to jerk it all away and put us at risk.”
“We are putting no one at risk ... Miss Washington.” Mr. Alcalde was still speaking in Spanish. In fact,
Spanish was the only language their principal had ever been heard to speak; the Alcalde was kind of a
bizarre guy. “We at Fairmont consider unaided skills to be the ultimate fallback protection. We're not
Amish here, but we believe that every human being should be able to survive in reasonable
environments—without networks, even without computers.”
“Next you'll be teaching rock-chipping!” said Patsy.
The Alcalde ignored the interruption. “Our graduates must be capable of doing well in outages, even in
disasters. If they can't, we have not properly educated them!” He paused, glared all around the room.
“But this is no survivalist school. We're not dropping you into a jungle. Your unaided skills test will be at
a safe location our faculty have chosen—perhaps an Amish town, perhaps an obsolete suburb. Either
way, you'll be doing good, in a safe environment. You may be surprised at the insights you get with such
complete, old-fashioned simplicity.”
Patsy had crossed her arms and was glaring back at the Alcalde. “That's nonsense, but okay. There's
still the question. Your school brochure brags modern skills, and these concurrent exams are supposed to
demonstrate that you've delivered. So how can you call an exam concurrent, if part of the time your
students are stripped of all technology? Huh?”
Mr. Alcalde stared at Patsy for a moment, his fingers tapping on the podium. Juan had the feeling that
some intense discussion was going on between them. Patsy's Pa—assuming that's who it was—had gone
considerably beyond the limits of acceptable behavior. Finally, the principal shook his head. “You
miss-take our use of the word ‘concurrent'. We don't mean that all team members work at the same time
all the time, but simply that they multitask the exam in the midst of their other activities—just as people do
with most real-world work nowadays.” He shrugged. “In any case, you are free to skip the final
examinations, and take your transcript elsewhere.”
Patsy's image gave a little nod and abruptly sat down, looking very embarrassed; evidently her Pa had
passed control back to her—now that he had used her image and made a fool of her. Geez.
Bertie looked faintly miffed, though Juan doubted this had anything to do with sympathy for Patsy.
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After a moment, Mr. Alcalde continued, “Perhaps this is a good time to bring up the subject of body
piercings and drugs.” He gave a long look all around. It seemed to Juan that his gaze hung an instant in his
direction. Caray, he suspects about the pills! “As you know, all forms of body piercings are forbidden
at Fairmont Schools. When you're grown, you can decide for yourself—but while you are here, no
piercings, not even ear- or eye-rings, are allowed. And internal piercings are grounds for immediate
dismissal. Even if you are very frightened of the unaided skills test, do not try to fool us with implants or
drugs.”
No one raised a question about this, but Juan could see the flicker of communications lasers glinting off
dust in the air, muttered conversation and private imagery being exchanged. The Alcalde ignored it all.
“Let me describe the second of the concurrent exams, and then you'll be free to go. We call this exam a
‘local’ project: You may use your own computing resources and even a local network. However, your
team members must work physically together. Remote presence is not allowed. External
support—contact with the global net—is not permitted.”
“Damn,” said Bertie, totally dipped. “Of all the artificial, unworkable, idiotic—”
“So we can't collaborate, Bertie.”
“We'll see about that!” Bertie bounced to his feet and waved for recognition.
“Ah, Mr. Todd?”
“Yes, sir.” Bertie's public voice was meek and agreeable. “As you know, I'm a commuter student. I
have lots of friends here, people I know as well as anyone. But of course, almost none of that is face to
face since I live in Chicago. How can we handle my situation? I'd really hate to be excused from this
important part of the finals just because I lack a physical presence here in San Diego. I'd be happy to
accept a limited link, and do my best even with that handicap.”
Mr. Alcalde nodded. “There will be no need, Mr. Todd. You are at a disadvantage, and we'll take that
into account. We've negotiated a collaboration with the Andersen Academy at Saint Charles. They will
“—
Andersen Academy at Saint Charles? Oh, in Illinois, a short automobile drive for Bertie. The Andersen
people had long experience with team projects ... back into prehistory in fact, the twentieth century. In
principle they were far superior to Fairmont, but their academy was really more like a senior high school.
Their students were seventeen, eighteen years old. Poor Bertie.
Juan picked up the thread of Mr. Alcalde's speech:—"They will be happy to accomodate you.” Glimmer
of a smile. “In fact, I think they are very interested in learning what our better students can do.”
Bertie's face twisted into a taut smile, and his image dropped back onto the chair beside Juan. He made
no additional comment, not even privately to Juan....
The rest of the assembly was mostly about changes in exam content, mainly caused by the current state
of outside resources—experts and technologies—that the school was importing for the nonconcurrent
exams. All of it could have been done without this assembly; the Alcalde just had this thing about
face-to-face meetings. Juan filed away all the announcements and changes, and concentrated on the
unhappy possibility that now loomed over his week: Bertie Todd had been his best friend for almost two
semesters now. Mostly he was super fun and an amazing team partner. But sometimes he'd go into a
tight-lipped rage, often about things that Juan had no control over. Like now. If this were one of Bertie's
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Great Freeze Outs, he might not talk to Juan at all—for days.
* * * *
The eighth-grade mob broke out of the assembly just before 4:00pm, way past the end of the normal
class day. The kids milled about on the lawn outside the meeting hall. It was so near the end of the
semester. There was warm sunlight. Summer and the new movie-game season were just a few days off.
But caray , there were still finals to get through and everyone knew that, too. So while they joked and
gossiped and goofed around, they were also reading the exam changes and doing some heavy planning.
Juan tagged along behind Bertie Todd's image as the other moved through the crowd. Bertie was
dropping hints all around about the unlimited project he was planning. The communication link from
Bertie to Juan was filled with cold silence, but he was being all charming toward kids who'd never helped
him a tenth as much as Juan Orozco. Juan could hear part of what was going on; the other boys weren't
freezing him out. They thought Juan was part of the party. And most of them were more than pleased by
Bertie's interest. For no-holds-barred collaboration, Bertram Todd was the best there was at Fairmont
Junior High. Bertie was claiming high-level contacts, maybe with Intel's idea farm, maybe with software
co-ops in China. He had something for everyone, and a hint that they might score far more than a good
grade.
Some of them even asked Juan for details. They just assumed that he was already part of Bertie's
scheme for the unlimited. Juan smiled weakly, and tried to seem knowing and secretive.
Bertie stopped at the corner of the lawn, where the junior high abutted the driveway and the elementary
school. The eighth graders carefully kept off the little kids’ territory; you don't mess with fifth graders.
Along the driveway, cars were pulling up for students. Down by the bikestand, others were departing on
bikes and unicycles. Everyone seemed to be laughing and talking and planning.
At the corner of the lawn, Juan and Bertie were all alone for a moment. In fact, it was Juan all alone. For
an instant, he considered turning off the consensus that made Bertie seem so visibly here. Caray, why not
turn it all off: There. The sun was still bright and warm, the day still full of springtime. Bertie was gone, but
there was still the other kids, mainly down by the bikestand. Of course, now the fancy towers of
Fairmont School were the ordinary wood buildings of the old horse yard and the plascrete of the new
school, all brown and gray against the tans and greens of the hills around.
But he hadn't bothered to down the audio link, and out of the thin air, there was Bertie's voice, finally
acknowledging Juan's existence. “So, have you decided who you're gonna team with for the local
project?”
The question shocked Juan into bringing back full imagery. Bertie had turned back to face him, and was
grinning with good humor—a gaze that might have fooled anyone who didn't really know him. “Look,
Bertie, I'm really sorry you can't be on a local team out here. Mr. Alcalde is a mutha for sticking you
with the Andersen crowd. But—” Inspiration struck. “You could fly out here for the exam! See, you
could stay at my house. We'd whack that local exam dead!” Suddenly a big problem was a great
opportunity. If I can just sell Ma on this.
But Bertie dismissed the idea with an offhand wave. “Hey, don't worry about it. I can put up with those
Andersen guys. And in the meantime, I bet I can help you with the local exam.” His face took on a sly
look. “You know what I got on Wilson's math exam.”
“Y-yeah, an A. That's great. You got all ten questions.”
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