00:00:01:/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ 00:01:26:Yeah. 00:01:29:- Incoming.|- Here you go. 00:01:34:- Iqbal, order up!|- Hey! 00:01:36:Hey, did Humera get that promotion yet? 00:01:38:The boss is gonna think about it.|It's looking good. 00:01:40:Nice. 00:01:42:Lon. Lon. Lon! 00:01:46:Jimmy Buffett. Who? 00:01:48:Sleeping, buddy? 00:01:50:No, adjustmenting. 00:01:54:Crikey, is it time to close this bitch|or what? 00:01:56:We got about another hour. 00:01:58:Lon, you ever thought about|getting the laser eye surgery? 00:02:00:They say only about one in 1,500 people|don't see results. 00:02:03:That's a risk I'm not willing to take. 00:02:07:See you. 00:02:09:- Mom, can I get this?|- No, honey, it's too expensive. 00:02:12:Please. But I really want this. 00:02:14:Actually that's 40% off. Open box policy. 00:02:17:- Today's your lucky day, buddy.|- Wow, tell him thank you. 00:02:20:Thank you. 00:02:24:- Hi, Zack.|- Hey. What's up, Semi? 00:02:26:My mom made you some blueberry muffins. 00:02:28:Oh, what a sweetheart. 00:02:30:That is where you get your charm from,|isn't it, Semi? 00:02:32:I guess so. 00:02:37:Damn it! 00:02:41:Not this month, Zack. Not this month. 00:02:52:Who's Anal? 00:02:53:It's anal, dumb-ass. 00:02:56:Anal? You do? 00:02:58:Since when are you in the business|of asking me questions? 00:03:02:This is cashier number one. 00:03:03:Tell Zack he's messed with the bull|one too many times. 00:03:07:The bull's in the china shop. 00:03:10:I am the bull, he is the china shop. 00:03:13:My uncle had a bull. Big cojones. 00:03:16:Jorge's uncle had a... 00:03:20:Do not speak to me when I am on-line. 00:03:27:Hey, man. Looks like you're in trouble, guy. 00:03:31:Let's just focus here, okay, Russell?|Let's look what we got here. 00:03:35:My dented deviled ham 00:03:37:for your crushed bread|and broken peanut-butter-and-jelly jars. 00:03:40:Wait a minute.|PB and J, that's like gold, man. 00:03:44:Deviled ham is almost a spiritual meal. 00:03:50:Okay, fine. You're on. 00:03:53:- Well, let's go then.|- Let's go. 00:03:58:- One, two, three!|- One, two, three! 00:04:00:- Paper covers rock! All me!|- Damn. 00:04:03:Cameron, bag up my stuff for me.|I'll take that. 00:04:05:- Now, that's not part of the deal, guy.|- Heads up. 00:04:11:It smells like ass. 00:04:13:He's so... 00:04:17:- Have you seen Zack?|- No? 00:04:20:Well, I bet if he were covered|in chocolate and had a nougat inside, 00:04:23:you'd know exactly where he were at. 00:04:31:- That your pen?|- I don't know. 00:04:34:- Well, where did you get it?|- I don't know. 00:04:36:- Who gave it to you?|- I don't know. 00:04:39:Is your name Semi because you're the size|of a huge Mack truck, 00:04:43:or because you're semi-retarded? 00:04:45:- I don't know.|- Idiot. 00:04:48:Attention Super Club shoppers.|We're closing in five minutes. 00:04:51:So if you could please|finish in five minutes, that would be great. 00:04:56:- There you are.|- You're in deep, homes. 00:04:58:- He does not do anal.|- That's too bad for you, Jorge. 00:05:02:Do you know what this is? 00:05:03:Yes. That is a 10-times-larger-than-life|replica of your penis. 00:05:07:Oh, that's hilarious. 00:05:10:I realize that you don't care about|your job, but I do. 00:05:13:And I want to thank you|for caring about my job, really. 00:05:15:My job, jerk-off. 00:05:17:You know, it's funny. For the past 10 years, 00:05:19:I've been climbing|the Super Club food chain, as planned. 00:05:23:But you, you haven't moved at all. 00:05:26:I'm almost at the top. 00:05:28:It goes manager, section manager,|head cashier, cashier, stocker, 00:05:33:clean-up crew, night clean-up guy,|and lastly, box boy. 00:05:37:- That's what you are.|- That's me. 00:05:39:Yeah. That's why you can't|come into the cashiers' lounge. 00:05:42:You know, after all this time, 00:05:44:you'd think you'd understand|that you're the lowest of the low. 00:05:46:Yeah, the lowest of the low. 00:05:49:Aren't you a box boy, too, Jorge? 00:05:50:Oh yeah, but he's my box boy. 00:05:52:Yeah, I'm his box boy. 00:05:55:Your love for him|concerns and confuses me. 00:05:57:You listen to me, jerk-off,|and you listen well. 00:05:59:- Chill, boss, it's Glen.|- Mr. Gary. 00:06:01:- Mr. Gary.|- Hey, what do you say, boss-man? 00:06:03:Good evening, gentlemen.|Meeting in 60 seconds, 00:06:06:and I've got big news. 00:06:09:Thanks for being prompt. 00:06:11:Well, we got the call from Corporate,|and it's official. 00:06:14:Today Vince broke|the check-stand speed record 00:06:16:and has been officially recognized|as the fastest in the southwest region. 00:06:21:Needless to say,|you've earned this one, Vince. 00:06:24:Dirk, go ahead. Put the star up. 00:06:28:Congratulations to Vince, 00:06:30:employee of the month|for 17 months in a row. 00:06:33:- Yeah. Yeah.|- He always wins. 00:06:37:As most of you know,|if Vince gets to number 18, 00:06:39:he'll go into the hall of fame, 00:06:41:he'll be put on|the fast track for management, 00:06:44:and he'll win a brand-newish|2005 Chevy Malibu! 00:06:49:- Yeah!|- All right! 00:06:52:I realize that Vince has won|the last 17 in a row, but hey, 00:06:56:it's anybody's ball game. 00:06:58:And I like to encourage|everyone to compete. 00:07:01:A little extra effort could earn you a star.|It really could. 00:07:05:So grab a broom, help a lost customer,|pick up a spill. 00:07:10:Don't be afraid to go above and beyond. 00:07:12:I welcome all challengers. 00:07:14:"I welcome all challengers." 00:07:17:I am so proud of you. 00:07:19:Well, nobody has ever been to the magic 18|before, so this is a really big deal, people. 00:07:24:The store will close early on the 30th|for a special banquet award show. 00:07:29:Yeah. 00:07:31:Now, it'll be semi-formal and mandatory, 00:07:34:which means|church clothes, please, everyone. 00:07:36:- Mandatory?|- It'll be fun to dress up. 00:07:38:Corporate will be there and we need|everybody to be at your very best behavior. 00:07:45:- Sorry, sir.|- Why'd you do that? 00:07:49:Lastly, we'll have a new cashier|joining the team tomorrow. 00:07:54:- Her name is...|- Amy Renfroe. 00:07:56:Amy... 00:07:57:So please make her feel welcome. 00:08:03:Yeah, let's give her|a warm Super Club welcome. 00:08:06:- Super Club!|- Super Club! 00:08:09:- Yeah, Super Club.|- Super Club. 00:08:12:Thank you, Vince. 00:08:15:All right, everybody, be safe out there. 00:08:17:Now, don't forget to sign-up|for the softball game against Maxi-Mart, 00:08:21:'cause we need players. 00:08:23:How could you do that? 00:08:25:Hey, guy, we're headed over|to the Steaksmith for a drink. You in? 00:08:29:No. I'm having dinner|with the old lady tonight. 00:08:31:Need a lift? 00:08:35:No. 00:08:48:- Where's that beautiful lady of mine?|- Right in here. I'm on my last Scratcher. 00:08:54:Grandma, I think it's time that you invest 00:08:55:in something a little less speculative. 00:08:59:You really think I should take|financial advice from you? 00:09:02:One-nothing, Grandma. 00:09:15:What have we got here?|Okay, pay attention. 00:09:18:Where's it going? What's that? 00:09:22:Oh, Lean Pockets.|Somebody takes care of themselves. 00:09:26:Oh, well, now, I refuse to believe|that's not your natural hair color. 00:09:29:Oh, stop it! 00:09:31:Oh, that's a lot of lotion. 00:09:32:Somebody's gonna|pamper themselves tonight. 00:09:34:Maybe I will. 00:09:36:Your total is $69.60... Just kidding, $24.08. 00:09:39:Oh, gosh, did you get these|here at Super Club? 00:09:43:Oh, they smell wonderful. They really do. 00:09:46:Look at them.|Like moths around a dim yellow bulb. 00:09:49:Yeah, he's like Cirque du Soleil over there. 00:09:51:Oh, the Zumanity. 00:09:53:Anyone can do that. Anyone could do that. 00:09:57:Okay, and you've been|employee of the month how many times? 00:10:01:He's got a point. 00:10:03:Wait a second here. 00:10:04:You have no idea how much planning|and energy it takes 00:10:06:to keep such a low profile, okay?|It's practically an art, what I do. 00:10:10:- Zack, boxes needed at checkout four.|- I'm on it. 00:10:13:- Hey, guys.|- Hey, what's up, Semi? 00:10:15:Do me a favor. Can you bring|some boxes over to checkout four? 00:10:19:Okay. 00:10:21:- Yeah.|- It's quite an art. 00:10:26:Now, that's art. 00:10:37:She is totally untouchable. 00:10:40:No, she's hot,|but every girl's got a vulnerable place. 00:10:43:Yeah, it's called the dingly. 00:10:46:I'll see you guys later. 00:10:48:Hey, Zack, don't forget Sasha... Tasha...|Mikhal has soccer practice at 11:00. 00:10:53:- You're covering for me.|- Got it. 00:10:54:Excuse me,|do you have a membership card? 00:10:56:Sir, I work here. 00:11:00:- Really?|- What's going on, Joe? 00:11:02:This lady doesn't have a membership card. 00:11:04:- Oh, I'll take it from here, bro.|- Yeah, go to it, Zack. 00:11:10:Listen, I'm gonna let you pass this time, 00:11:12:but next time you might want to use|the "my dog ate it" excuse. 00:11:16:Maybe wear an eye patch or something. 00:11:17:Because nobody's gonna believe|you work here. 00:11:19:No seriously, it's supposed to be|my first day. I just transferred from 232. 00:11:24:- You're the new cashier?|- I'm Amy. 00:11:26:Hey. 00:11:28:- I'm sorry. I didn't...|- It's okay. 00:11:29:Nobody would believe...|'Cause you don't look like you would... 00:11:34:I'm Zack. 00:11:36:I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen. 00:11:38:Yeah, he gets a little stubborn sometimes. 00:11:40:You give a guy a badge and suddenly gets 00:11:41:- this false sense of power.|- ...a false sense of power. 00:11:43:- Jinx, you owe me a Coke.|- Jinx, you owe me a Coke. 00:11:45:- No way.|- No way. 00:11:47:Hi, there. 00:11:48:Check stand number one.|Head cashier, Vince Downey. 00:11:51:Vince Downey? I've heard of you. 00:11:53:You have the fastest hands|in the southwest. 00:11:...
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