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Advanced Swearing Handbook
MARK LEIGH & MIKE LEPINE
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ADVANCED SWEARING HANDBOOK
Copyright © Summersdale Publishers Ltd 2005
Text by Iliterati International
The right of Mark Leigh and Mike Lepine to be identified as
the authors of this work has been asserted in accordance
with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Designs and
Patents Act 1988.
Condition of Sale
This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not,
by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out or
otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other
than that in which it is published and without a similar
condition including this condition being imposed on the
subsequent publisher.
Summersdale Publishers Ltd
46 West Street
Chichester
West Sussex
PO19 1RP
UK
Printed and bound in Great Britain
ISBN 1 84024 477 1
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Important
Please note: this book is full of words like
fuck, shit, cocksucker, piss, motherfucker
and cunt, so if you’re at all offended by
bad language it’s too late now and you
might as well read on.
Please note:
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About The
Mike Lepine
Mike Lepine encourages completely free
speech in his household. Sometimes this
means far-ranging discussions on the
implications posed by the paired connectivity
of widely separated subatomic particles
for faster-than-light travel. More often
though, it just means swearing at the TV
news and his impressionable young son
telling Tigger to ‘fuck off!’ at Eurodisney.
Mike’s loudest, most inventive and
most prolonged bout of swearing came
last year when he encountered George
Galloway’s Respect Party battle bus
outside Leicester Station.
Authors
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Mark Leigh
Mark is no stranger to swearing, as he is
constantly being told to ‘fuck off’ by his
work colleagues, clients, friends, relatives,
neighbours, random strangers and his
parents.
He thinks English is the best language
in the whole wide world because, as he
says, ‘the fucking Eskimos might have
seventeen different words for “snow” but
we have fifty-eight words for the vagina,
many of them quite rude.’
Mark’s ambition is to make love to
Hollywood actress Scarlett Johannson (or
better still, fuck her).
Mark Leigh
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