00:00:00:The Road To Reality. 00:00:00:Don't wanna be going there. 00:00:00:Hiya. 00:00:00:An oasis of calm in here, mad out there. 00:00:00:Gorgeous day for it, though, innit? 00:00:00:Never been in here before. 00:00:00:I like your hat. 00:00:00:Busy? 00:00:00:Hello? 00:00:00:Having a bad day? 00:00:00:No. 00:00:00:Oh. Not till I showed up, eh? 00:00:00:Look like a rabbit caught in the headlights. 00:00:00:{y:i}I won't bite. 00:00:00:Don't worry, I'm going now. 00:00:00:Have a good day. Stay happy. 00:00:00:I ain't nicked nothing. Honest, guv'nor. 00:00:00:Beep, beep, beep, beep. 00:00:00:Oh, no, no, come on. 00:00:00:That's just brilliant, that is. 00:00:00:Oh, no, I didn't even get a chance|to say goodbye. 00:00:00:# {y:i}You'll never get it right|{y:i}cos when you're laid in bed at night 00:00:00:# {y:i}Watching... |{y:i}roaches climb the wall 00:00:00:# {y:i}If you called your dad he could stop it all 00:00:00:# {y:i}You'll never live like common people 00:00:00:# {y:i}You'll never do what common people do 00:00:00:# {y:i}You'll never fail like common people 00:00:00:# {y:i}You'll never watch your life slide out of view 00:00:00:# {y:i}And dance and drink and screw 00:00:00:# {y:i}Because there's nothing else to do 00:00:00:The music's stopped. 00:00:00:It stopped ages ago. 00:00:00:Yeah, I was just enjoying the silence. 00:00:00:{y:i}What? 00:00:00:What's so funny? 00:00:00:I don't know! 00:00:00:Can you just... 00:00:00:Oh, your sister's woken up, Poppy. 00:00:00:{y:i}Suzy, what's that? 00:00:00:{y:i}What is it? Is that your latest conquest? 00:00:00:Oh, bless him! 00:00:00:Don't you ever pray that you're adopted, Suzy? 00:00:00:Oh, argh! 00:00:00:Yeah. 00:00:00:You got me, Zoe. 00:00:00:- Ssssh!|- Who are you shushing? 00:00:00:No, no, no, no, no, no. 00:00:00:She's right. Let's all enjoy the silence together. 00:00:00:Dawn, will you shut up?|Because no-one else can get a word in. 00:00:00:{y:i}- Ssssssh! 00:00:00:Sorry! 00:00:00:- Sssssh.|- Fingers on lips. 00:00:00:Fingers on the tits. 00:00:00:- Fingers on tits.|- Fingers on the hips. 00:00:00:Can I borrow yours? 00:00:00:- Fingers on the tits.|- Oh, that is properly disgusting. 00:00:00:Chicken fillets. Lunch, anyone? 00:00:00:- Oh, hello!|{y:i}- Can I have a go? 00:00:00:Of course you can, Dawn, you don't need to ask. 00:00:00:- Anyone over there?|- Oh, I know where that's been. 00:00:00:You have gone down in my estimation. 00:00:00:I'm sorry, Alice. 00:00:00:- I don't get why you wear them, Poppy.|- Oh, don't you? 00:00:00:I mean, you just put them in your bra... 00:00:00:Yeah? 00:00:00:I like the way they make me feel, Suzy. 00:00:00:- Like a natural woman.|{y:i}- That's right. 00:00:00:- I think it's in the wrong place.|- Ah, whoop! 00:00:00:Oh, look, you've got three tits! 00:00:00:She's like you, Zoe. 00:00:00:- No, that's three nipples.|{y:i}- Oh, right. 00:00:00:Have you got three nipples? 00:00:00:She doesn't like to talk about it.|I'm going to give her a little hug. 00:00:00:- Over you go.|- Oh, that's quite nice. Do that again. 00:00:00:Oh, really? Oh! 00:00:00:Ooh! 00:00:00:Your cleavage looks great from up here. 00:00:00:- Thank you.|- I've got a bird's eye view. 00:00:00:Come on, ladies, cop a load of this. 00:00:00:Oh, yeah, roll up, roll up. 00:00:00:Look at that! 00:00:00:- It's good, isn't it?|- They're amazing. 00:00:00:Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. 00:00:00:I think we know where Poppy's sleeping tonight. 00:00:00:Morning. 00:00:00:Time to get up, sleepyhead. 00:00:00:Cup of tea here. 00:00:00:Come on. You can do it. 00:00:00:That's it. That's it, nearly there. 00:00:00:Oh, here we go. 00:00:00:- And she's up! Hey.|- Thanks. 00:00:00:You all right? 00:00:00:Yeah, I slept good. 00:00:00:I heard you. 00:00:00:You always start that. 00:00:00:- I don't snore.|- I know. You never have. 00:00:00:- I don't.|- I don't. 00:00:00:- Are they still asleep?|- No, they buggered off ages ago. 00:00:00:- Did they?|- Yeah. 00:00:00:Oh, right. 00:00:00:- What's the time?|- About 10 past 12. 00:00:00:- They've got a bit of work to do.|- Have they? 00:00:00:- Dawn's late with her dissertation.|- Oh, no. When are your exams? 00:00:00:- Three weeks tomorrow.|- You'll be all right. 00:00:00:Yeah. I'm totally chilled out about it. 00:00:00:Of course you are. 00:00:00:- I'm cool.|- Yeah. 00:00:00:I'm just really stressed. 00:00:00:What? Like an Eskimo with a headache? 00:00:00:- Does anyone want any toast?|{y:i}Yeah. 00:00:00:- Yes, please.|- With marmalade, two slices. 00:00:00:Yeah, I know, cut on the diagonal. 00:00:00:- Yeah.|- No crusts. 00:00:00:- Got it. Oh, do you know what?|{y:i}- What? 00:00:00:- Oh, yeah.|- She's gone. 00:00:00:The thing is,|we're starting with criminal justice. 00:00:00:- Is that your first exam?|- Yeah, it's crap. 00:00:00:If we had cyber crime first,|or, like, crime and pleasure, 00:00:00:I could ease myself into it. 00:00:00:- No probs.|- Oh, you'll be all right, Suzy. 00:00:00:Yeah, if we can get a degree, any idiot can. 00:00:00:- You calling your sister an idiot?|- Calling you an idiot. 00:00:00:Thank you. 00:00:00:"Crime and pleasure", now that sounds good. 00:00:00:- Sounds like last night.|- Yeah. 00:00:00:You'll be all right. 00:00:00:Yeah. 00:00:00:- See you later.|- Alligator. 00:00:00:- When are we going to see Helen?|- Yeah, when's the baby due? 00:00:00:Don't know, soon. She's been texting me. 00:00:00:- Me too, she's getting worse.|- I know, bless her. 00:00:00:- Want to wait till after your exams?|- I want to get it over with. 00:00:00:All right. Don't worry, leave her to me. 00:00:00:- Text me, yeah?|- Work hard. 00:00:00:Suze... you know it's that way, don't you? 00:00:00:Oh, yeah. 00:00:00:- These make good legs?|- Great. 00:00:00:# I'm so excited... 00:00:00:- It would be amazing to fly, wouldn't it?|- You reckon? 00:00:00:Just... whoosh! 00:00:00:- What? Like Mr Vertigo?|- Oh, yeah. I love that book. 00:00:00:- Yeah.|- Oh, vultures. 00:00:00:- Met a few of them.|- These could be useful. 00:00:00:Oh, yeah, they're great.|Oh, look at him, he's gorgeous. 00:00:00:We could do an owl, they've got big heads. 00:00:00:Good idea. He's got your eyes, look. 00:00:00:- Cheers, Poppy.|- No, they're lovely. 00:00:00:Do penguins emigrate? 00:00:00:What? Do they move to the Costa del Sol? 00:00:00:Emigrate, migrate, whatever. 00:00:00:- What about parrots?|- Oh, yeah, definitely. 00:00:00:- Or a toucan. Oh, look at his beak.|{y:i}- They're good colours. 00:00:00:Beautiful. 00:00:00:So, are you going to get another bike? 00:00:00:Oh, no, I couldn't replace my old lovely.|It's flown the nest now. 00:00:00:Definitely going to learn to drive, though. 00:00:00:- Going to book lessons?|- Might do. 00:00:00:Might not. 00:00:00:I told you, you're not learning to drive in my car. 00:00:00:Nutter. 00:00:00:- Chickens, we could do chickens.|- Chickens don't fly. 00:00:00:Lazy buggers.|What are we going to make, then? 00:00:00:- I don't know. What do you think?|- I don't know. 00:00:00:- Where are they?|- Here. 00:00:00:- That far apart, are they?|- Yeah. Don't poke me. 00:00:00:Wasn't going near you. 00:00:00:- Go on, then.|- Great. 00:00:00:You should ask an adult to help you. 00:00:00:I don't know any. 00:00:00:- I think they're quite good.|- Yeah, what do you reckon? 00:00:00:- I think we could pull in these.|{y:i}- Definitely. 00:00:00:- Pub?|- Yeah, hair of the dog. 00:00:00:I'm ready. Put a bit of lippy on and away we go. 00:00:00:- Hi, Liz.|- Hi, Zoe. How are you? 00:00:00:Ooh. 00:00:00:Didn't expect that one! 00:00:00:Morning, Tina. 00:00:00:Birds that live here in North America,|they fly all the way to South America. 00:00:00:Yeah? 00:00:00:{y:i}That's a journey and a half, isn't it? 00:00:00:But the... the biggest journey of them all|is of the arctic tern. 00:00:00:Because he flies from the Arctic... 00:00:00:Yeah?... all the way - wow,|across the world - to the South Pole. 00:00:00:Isn't that incredible? 00:00:00:From the North to the South Pole|and that is... ssh! 00:00:00:And that is 9,300 miles. That's right. 00:00:00:Wow, wow. 00:00:00:All right, Nick, do the other side now. 00:00:00:{y:i}Here we go, look.|No, don't pull it out. 00:00:00:What we can do... Shall we give him...|Shall we give him a few bits? 00:00:00:Do you want to give him...|I like that, I like that. 00:00:00:{y:i}- Shall we give him one here?|{y:i}- No. 00:00:00:{y:i}No? 00:00:00:He's got eyebrows, look. 00:00:00:- Yeah?|{y:i}- Let me see. 00:00:00:I think that's brilliant. That's brilliant. 00:00:00:Here we go. 00:00:00:Shall I put some more yellow in that?|There we go. 00:00:00:{y:i}What colours do you think|{y:i}your feathers could be? 00:00:00:See, you could do a rainbow colour.|That's a good idea, isn't it? 00:00:00:- I did a rainbow.|- Do a rainbow. Rainbows like parrots. 00:00:00:{y:i}Don't put that on yet. 00:00:00:{y:i}Let's have a look. 00:00:00:Little bit more. What about the fringing? 00:00:00:You could do a bit more|on the fringing there, couldn't you? 00:00:00:Hungry? It's going to be lunch time soon. 00:00:00:But I'm not a cook.|It's lunch time in a minute. 00:00:00:We're going to lunch in a minute. 00:00:00:You can wash your hands. 00:00:00:Who's ready? 00:00:00:Hey! 00:00:00:Oh, wow! That is fantastic.|Look at you go! 00:00:00:Whooh! Flap your arms. Flap your wings. 00:00:00:Bit dangerous, innit? 00:00:00:What? 00:00:00:Putting these over their heads. 00:00:00:I'm trying to suffocate them.|That's my goal. Little buggers. 00:00:00:- They look great.|{y:i}- How was your weekend? 00:00:00:- Crap.|- Oh, no, why's that, then? 00:00:00:I didn't do much, just stayed in, really. 00:00:00:It's the weekend, Tash. 00:00:00:- I know. I had a run-in with my mum.|{y:i}- Did ya? 00:00:00:Mm. My sister was working Satu...
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