{33}{64}Hey, guys. Hey. {68}{108}It's freezing out there.|Where's your coat? {112}{163}Ted, I'm canadian. I don't need a coat. {167}{200}This kind of weather is nothing for me. {204}{255}Yeah. This is like a spring|day back in minnesota, {259}{282}If it weren't for all the taxis {286}{339}And the skyscrapers|and non-white people. {343}{378}There aren't any black|people in minnesota? {382}{418}Not if prince is on tour. {746}{813}Well, my sister's plane|got in an hour ago, {817}{855}Or as a meteorologist might say, {859}{916}Hurricane heather has|just made landfall. {920}{960}Come on. She's not that bad. {964}{1012}Here's the back of|heather's baseball card. {1016}{1038}It took her six years {1042}{1076}To graduate from three|different colleges, {1080}{1125}During which time she wrecked two cars, {1129}{1167}Got married for five days, {1171}{1209}And lived in a tree for nine weeks, {1213}{1255}Only to realize that no|one had any intention {1259}{1291}Of cutting it down. {1300}{1328}And now, heather says {1332}{1357}She's moving to new york. {1361}{1399}Wow, that's big news. {1403}{1428}She's never gonna go through with it. {1432}{1474}Remember a few years back when|she talked about transferring {1478}{1513}To nyu? And then, {1517}{1567}On the day of the|admissions interview... {1571}{1594}Heather? {1598}{1670}Where's my couch and my tv? {1684}{1708}I sold them {1712}{1779}For nine inch nails tickets. {1783}{1830}The tv alone is worth two grand. {1834}{1920}Well, a last-minute plane|ticket is expensive. {1929}{1958}Wait. Where are you? {1962}{2009}Somewhere in spain. {2025}{2092}Oh! Gotta go. Slow song. {2179}{2209}Oh, crap. {2213}{2233}It's barney. {2237}{2251}So? {2255}{2313}For all the years heather's|been visiting new york, {2317}{2355}Ted's never let barney meet her. {2359}{2386}And I never will. {2390}{2474}Every year when the mosby family|christmas card shows up... {2491}{2542}Pulling down her pants {2546}{2593}Yanking off my own {2597}{2647}Underneath the mistletoe {2651}{2688}I'll make your sister moan {2692}{2738}Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot {2742}{2777}And we'll go all the way... {2781}{2885}I wish I could see her naked {2886}{2935}I wish I could see her naked {2939}{3003}And down on all fours. {3022}{3060}Ted has a little sister {3064}{3097}Gets hotter every day {3101}{3169}And if I ever meet her with|her boobies I will play! {3173}{3239}Everybody! Sister, sister, sister! {3252}{3303}What? I can celebrate hanukkah, too. {3344}{3369}Oh, it's him again. {3373}{3408}I should probably get it. {3413}{3430}Hey, barney. {3434}{3470}Hey. What's on tap for tonight? {3474}{3514}Oh, we're heading over|to marshall and lily's {3518}{3552}For a kathy bates movie marathon, {3556}{3577}But not misery. {3581}{3609}You wanna join us...? {3617}{3667}Oh. He hung up. {3777}{3842}Hey. Oh, it's great to see you. {3846}{3886}Hey, kiddo. You look great. {3890}{3917}How are things back home? {3921}{3967}Well, I moved into your old room. {3971}{3993}Did you know that you can see {3997}{4053}Strange mrs. Gottwald's|bedroom across the street? {4057}{4079}Oh, yes. {4083}{4115}I am aware of that. {4119}{4140}How's she looking? {4144}{4172}Ted, she's 62. {4176}{4213}Answer the question. {4217}{4256}Surprisingly perky. {4297}{4346}Man, it is cold out there. {4350}{4405}Why, hello. {4445}{4512}I've been waiting for you. {4520}{4564}Wait a second. That's not our chair. {4568}{4618}Did you bring that chair yourself? {4622}{4665}I needed one that swivels. {4738}{4777}Heather mosby... {4810}{4869}Barney. Stinson. {5018}{5101}Um... How did you even know|heather was coming into town? {5126}{5162}Never tell me anything! {5166}{5228}You know I can't keep|secrets around christmas! {5232}{5282}Robin's giving you an ipod! {5309}{5334}Ted, can I chat with you {5338}{5377}For a sec in the kitchen? {5396}{5456}No one touch the chair. It's a rental. {5480}{5501}I can't believe you've been {5505}{5553}Hiding your sister from|me all these years. {5557}{5581}Do you blame me? {5585}{5617}You're like weird al yankovic {5621}{5682}If he only wrote christmas|songs about banging my sister. {5724}{5802}Okay. First of all, I'm flattered. {5809}{5860}Secondly, they're just jokes. {5864}{5913}A bro can joke about|another bro's sister. {5917}{5943}It doesn't mean I'm|ever gonna act on it. {5947}{6017}Look, I love my sister,|and as her older brother, {6022}{6087}It's my job to protect|her from guys like you. {6092}{6120}You don't trust me, do you? {6125}{6168}No. And I don't trust her either. {6172}{6216}Fine. Great. {6234}{6304}I guess I'll just...|Take my chair and go. {6413}{6484}Wait... Stop... Come back... {6513}{6572}Lily and I are taking heather|out for dinner on sunday. {6576}{6594}Do you wanna come? {6598}{6642}I already called hurley's|and added a fourth. {6648}{6675}You really can't tell lily anything. {6680}{6720}No, you can't tell her... Jeez. {6728}{6752}That year, the holidays {6756}{6802}Were really making aunt|robin miss canada, {6806}{6844}So marshall brought|her to the spot he went {6849}{6897}Whenever he got homesick {6902}{6936}The walleye saloon. {6941}{6963}Evening, everybody. {6968}{7007}Marshall! {7012}{7027}Meet robin. {7032}{7058}Robin! {7062}{7085}Go back to drinking. {7090}{7134}Drinking! {7139}{7158}What's up, marshall? {7162}{7196}Hey, what's u...? Whoa! Bud! {7200}{7235}What's with the hitch in your giddyap? {7240}{7275}Oh, I was playing some hockey today. {7280}{7304}Tore up something in my knee. {7308}{7332}Did you go to the hospital? {7337}{7366}Nah. I just poured some beer on it. {7370}{7399}Can't miss the vikes game. {7403}{7442}Twin cities! {7446}{7482}Oh, yeah! {7507}{7537}I love the guys here. {7541}{7561}They're real men. {7566}{7632}No hair products or manicures. {7636}{7694}All new york guys are like 10% girl. {7699}{7744}Come on. That seems a little unfair. {7749}{7780}I'll have the vichyssoise {7785}{7831}With just a soupon of crme frache. {7835}{7885}Too much dairy and I tend to bloat. {7915}{7992}So... I found an apartment today. {7996}{8028}Really? Yeah. {8033}{8062}And I was hoping you'd have {8067}{8161}A little more wine in you|before I asked you this, but... {8165}{8223}I need you to co-sign the lease. {8280}{8315}Let me think about it. {8329}{8394}That means he's not going to do it. {8398}{8450}I could really use your help on this. {8455}{8505}Let's talk about this later, okay? {8509}{8558}Don't hold your breath. {8562}{8594}What is it? {8604}{8636}You don't trust me? {8641}{8673}You're my sister. {8678}{8742}Now he's just stating a fact. {8747}{8841}Look, ted, I am serious about|a career in finance, but... {8845}{8913}You just keep looking at me|like I'm a four-year-old {8917}{8955}Who says she wants to be an astronaut. {8960}{8995}I just don't think you have any idea {9000}{9035}How tough it is to make it in new york. {9040}{9094}Exactly. You need connections. {9098}{9179}If only ted knew someone|who worked at, say... {9184}{9220}Goliath national bank, {9225}{9258}Then... Wait. {9263}{9301}What? {9315}{9372}I work at goliath national bank. {9376}{9413}How 'bout that? {9450}{9478}All right. {9482}{9522}We got two bemidji pale ales {9527}{9568}And... Who ordered the mini-burgers? {9572}{9601}Me. {9707}{9744}Is that fisherman's quest? Mm-hmm. {9748}{9798}I used to play fq all|the time back home! {9803}{9843}Oh, yeah? I kinda have high score. {9847}{9875}Not to brag, but {9880}{9920}I caught... Oh... {9925}{9975}A 35-inch northern pike. {9979}{10042}The biggest video fish|anyone's ever reeled in. {10050}{10105}I mean... Freshwater. {10125}{10195}A tip of the angler's cap, my friend. {10200}{10244}Thank you for bringing me here. {10268}{10309}Uh! Those are mine. {10348}{10392}This is not a good idea. {10396}{10461}Heather and barney alone in his office? {10465}{10513}And I certainly don't want to|be on the hook for her lease. {10517}{10588}She is growing up. You|just can't see it yet. {10592}{10652}We're talking about a girl|who was busted for shoplifting {10656}{10687}Eight months ago. {10691}{10722}Ted, a lot of women {10726}{10771}Go through a shoplifting phase. {10775}{10842}And sure, maybe to this day, they swipe {10846}{10905}The occasional smaller item|because it turns them on {10909}{10972}In a weird way that they|can't quite explain. {10987}{11006}But... {11010}{11047}If it'll make you feel better, {11051}{11100}I-i'll tag along to gnb tomorrow. {11104}{11143}I'll say I'm having lunch with marshall, {11147}{11221}But actually, I'll be|spying on her and barney. {11225}{11256}Okay. {11262}{11298}Okay, I'm good with that. {11323}{11362}Heather! Heather... {11366}{11403}Good luck tomorrow at gnb. I'm sure {11407}{11466}You'll knock 'em dead. And|I'll be spying on you guys. {11477}{11523}Damn it! {11570}{11679}"i'm drinking till I forget|the 1999 nfc championship"? {11683}{11713}That game. {11719}{11732}The vikings {11736}{11779}Were two minutes away from|going to the super bowl, {11783}{11827}When our kicker, who|hadn't missed all year {11831}{11896}Shanked a field goal,|and we lost in overtime. {11900}{11929}Damn! {11934}{11971}'99 nfc championship game? {11975}{12016}Yeah. Damn! {12040}{12102}My dad, who I'd never|seen cry my whole life, {12106}{12143}Wiped away a tear. {12154}{12184}He said... {12190}{12250}"a little part of me just died, son." {12301}{12361}I love how intense you guys|are about your vikings. {12365}{12421}It's like when we watch|hockey night in canada... {12478}{12501}What? {12505}{12567}Don't let anyone in here know {12571}{12617}That you're not from minnesota. {12621}{12666}Why? What are they gonna do|if they find out I'm from... {12699}{12739}Does this look like a|dallas bar to you, pal? {12743}{12776}It's weird, but there's|something comforti...
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