{1}{75}movie info: XVID 608x336 25.0fps 700.4 MB|/SubEdit b.4043 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ {3858}{3919}What a location! {3923}{3973}Si. The mighty Coliseum. {3976}{4025}The glory of Roma. {4045}{4113}Doesn't it stir your...|your imagination? {4116}{4158}You bet it does, baby! {4161}{4263}Do you people realize what|a shopping centre we could put there? {4266}{4320}Plenty of parking, too. {4641}{4673}Ladies and gentlemen, {4676}{4773}the world's highest|office building! Hawk Plaza! {4776}{4863}130 stories of man-made glory! {4866}{4997}In a few hours, Hawk Enterprises|will break ground on this project. {5000}{5119}''How did it happen?'' you ask.|Here's the man who made it possible. {5356}{5420}Thank you, friends. Thank you. {5441}{5504}My heart is too full to speak. {5541}{5590}You see? {5626}{5713}You've brought a tear|to this flinty old eye. {5716}{5775}So, all I can say is thank you. {5801}{5916}Thank you for allowing me to share|a moment of your precious time. {5981}{6073}Get those deadheads out|before they drink all my booze. {6077}{6133}Alright, everyone, to my office, {6136}{6187}where a scroll awaits you. {6216}{6288}- Hello?|- Mr. Barnsdorf, sir. {6291}{6334}Hello, Barnsdorf. {6337}{6392}When can we start digging? {6396}{6523}What are you talking about?|That building site's as clean as a... {6559}{6596}What's that? {6599}{6683}I thought we got rid of|that crummy firehouse months ago! {6686}{6787}A little hold-up. Old lady Steinmetz|won't sign the papers. {6790}{6833}One little beat-up old lady {6836}{6943}makes monkeys of the most|overpaid lawyers in the country. {6946}{7053}C'mon, boys! I expect action.|I'd better get it or else! {7056}{7107}She doesn't seem to trust us. {7110}{7220}Well, of course she doesn't!|Look at yourselves. {7223}{7291}Your own mothers wouldn't trust you. {7329}{7409}What we need is someone|so nauseatingly innocent, {7412}{7488}so stomach-churningly helpful|and so dumb, {7491}{7542}anyone would trust 'em! {7546}{7634}Mr. Willoughby Whitfield for you.|He says he's your nephew. {7638}{7753}Whoever he is, throw him out.|And don't bother me again! {7756}{7893}Say, wait. Is he the dumb-looking|kid of my sister's from back east, {7896}{7946}goes to law school or something? {7949}{8051}He finished law school.|He's a full-fledged lawyer. {8054}{8128}He's a full-fledged lawyer! {8131}{8161}Send him in! {8191}{8269}Mr. Hawk will see you now. {8272}{8316}Thank you. {8375}{8440}Come in, boy. Come in! {8611}{8656}Isn't he beautiful? {8712}{8793}Uncle Alonzo, I hereby present you {8796}{8910}with the Furze Law College|Humanitarian of the Year Award. {8913}{8992}Well, well, well.|Humanitarian of the Year, eh? {8995}{9021}That's right. {9025}{9109}Award committees|give out humanitarian awards {9112}{9169}to a lot of strange ducks,|but why me? {9172}{9249}- I was the award committee.|- You put in the fix? {9252}{9340}You took care of your Uncle Alonzo.|Smart boy. {9343}{9439}I admire somebody who knows|how to use juice properly. {9442}{9476}Juice? {9479}{9552}Yes, juice.|How to use muscle, influence. {9555}{9608}How to bend things his own way. {9611}{9697}Oh, no. Goodness, no.|It wasn't done dishonestly. {9701}{9832}I thought it over and couldn't|think of anyone any more deserving. {9835}{9861}How come? {9865}{9981}Mother has never tired of saying|what a great man her brother was. {9984}{10083}Replacing dirty old buildings|with shiny new ones, {10086}{10168}sending us fruit at Christmas.|You were her idol. {10186}{10238}Can't you clowns get out of here? {10241}{10360}I'd like to have a nice talk|with my... favorite nephew. {10396}{10441}When I look into your eyes {10444}{10536}and see the shining light of idealism|aglow there, {10546}{10643}it makes me young again|and ready for battle! {10646}{10697}- Battle?|- Yes, battle! {10701}{10772}It has never been easy|for us idealists. {10775}{10832}And now I am going to|give you a chance {10836}{10930}to put that idealism into play|on your very first job. {10989}{11073}Picture, if you will,|a tough little old lady {11076}{11163}living in a rundown,|rat-infested firehouse, {11166}{11258}standing in the way of|our latest civic benefaction. {11282}{11372}There may be builders|who could find it in their heart {11375}{11423}to be vindictive to this old lady. {11426}{11539}They might say that|she feeds on the misery of the poor {11542}{11599}in that forsaken neighborhood. {11602}{11717}That she rolls drunks,|teaches small children to steal, {11720}{11821}and make them bring|most of the take to her, {11824}{11926}Would I, Alonzo Hawk,|Humanitarian of the Year, {11929}{11973}stoop to such tactics? {11976}{12068}On the contrary. I would do|everything in my power {12071}{12155}to help that tough,|no-good little old lady. {12158}{12239}I'd give her a large sum|for that worthless property {12242}{12316}and provide, at special price to her, {12319}{12393}a lifetime lease in Eternity Towers, {12396}{12488}that beautiful new haven|for helpless old people like her. {12491}{12557}It has a gymnasium, a sauna, {12560}{12656}and old Rudolph Valentino,|Sessue Hayakawa movies. {12659}{12709}A beauty parlor, a hobby centre, {12712}{12779}and instead of|cooking her heart out {12782}{12868}over a hot stove,|automatic machines in every hall {12871}{12975}will lavish her with everything|from pizza to hot chili. {13007}{13103}Wouldn't it make your whole being|happy to be part of all that? {13106}{13196}- When can I start?|- Here's the address. Get moving. {13764}{13811}- Here.|- Thanks, pal. {13814}{13852}Isn't it breathtaking? {13855}{13953}Yeah, it's a mess alright.|That guy Hawk ought to be hung. {13956}{13990}What? {14126}{14175}I'm coming! {14275}{14369}Mrs.. Steinmetz?|I'm Willoughby Whitfield. {14373}{14453}- I'd like to discuss some business.|- Come in, won't you? {14456}{14548}I can't. This car|has rolled onto my foot. {14551}{14583}Oh, dear. {14586}{14640}I guess you forgot to set the brake. {14643}{14699}Herbie, aren't you ashamed? {14702}{14790}Get off Mr. Whitfield's foot!|Herbie protects me. {14794}{14818}Herbie? {14821}{14898}But I am capable|of taking care of myself. {14901}{14969}I was about to make myself|a nice cup of tea. {14972}{15050}- Come in and have one with me.|- Thank you. {15070}{15173}I have to humor Herbie.|He used to be a famous racing car. {15176}{15257}But his driver went to Europe|to drive foreign cars, {15260}{15298}so he's a little sensitive. {15301}{15398}- You can understand that.|- Yes. To get down to business, {15401}{15505}people are worried about you living|in this firetrap, so I came to... {15508}{15563}Firehouse, young man, not fire trap. {15567}{15675}Firehouse, yes. Be that as it may,|the least we can do... {15743}{15833}Stop that! That's downright rude. {15852}{15911}Do you know what he was playing? {15915}{16003}Do Not Trust Him, Gentle Maiden.|Nothing personal. {16006}{16096}- He's a friend of Herbie's.|- A friend of Herbie's? {16099}{16247}So is Old 22. You may as well meet|all the family while you're here. {16251}{16338}Number 22 used to be on|the Clay Street line. {16375}{16498}Herbie found him in a vacant lot.|He'd been used as a chicken house. {16501}{16570}He's much happier here, of course. {16573}{16696}I understand you have an emotional|attachment to this old building... {16700}{16747}Oh, indeed I have! {16760}{16821}I was married here|to my late husband, {16824}{16958}Captain Steinmetz of the Fire|Department, a hero of the Great Fire. {16961}{17061}We understand, Mrs.. Steinmetz,|so Mr. Hawk has authorized... {17064}{17161}Don't tell me you're from Hawk?|You have such a nice face, {17164}{17273}not at all like those ruffians|he usually sends around. {17276}{17370}If you would just look|at the size of this cheque. {17374}{17433}I don't know anything about money. {17437}{17553}My nephew, Tennessee, usually takes|care of me. He used to live here. {17556}{17643}But he had to rush off to Tibet|because his guru got sick. {17646}{17682}If you'd just look at... {17685}{17718}What's a guru? {17721}{17821}His teacher. My nephew|studies Oriental Philosophy. {17824}{17912}That's how he learned|that things have an inner life, {17916}{18013}like wind and rain|and traffic lights and can openers {18016}{18066}and flowers and little cars. {18069}{18146}That's how Herbie and Tennessee|became friends. {18149}{18237}This money could take care of you|for the rest of your life. {18241}{18329}Of course, I didn't have to study|Oriental philosophy. {18333}{18434}I could talk to Herbie right off.|I guess it's in the blood. {18516}{18565}See you tomorrow! {18615}{18709}Believe me, Mr. Hawk|has your interests at heart. {18713}{18776}I have an agreement.|If you'd glance... {18779}{18873}Nicole, I want you to meet|a gentleman from Mr. Hawk. {18876}{18939}How do you do? {19006}{19086}Oh, Mr. Whitfield!|Such a nice young man. {19089}{19150}They're bothering us again,|are they? {19154}{19211}You've hurt your hand. {19214}{19298}Oh, on the contrary,|it feels marvelous. {19301}{19353}Are you alright, Mr. Whitfield? {19356}{19448}- What was that?|- Nicole Harris, a brave young lady. {19451}{19490}She works for the airline. {19493}{19583}Last week, she knocked out a hijacker|with a bottle of wine. {19586}{19700}Get out. If you or any more of Hawk's|stooges come again, you'll get worse! {19703}{19815}Please, Nicole. Mr. Whitfield and I|were having a nice conversation. {19818}{19903}I'll bet. But isn't it time|for your nap? {19906}{19967}Mr. Whitfield is just going! {19971}{20098}Very well. Goodbye, Mr. Whitfield,|I hope I'll see you again soon. {20101}{20162}- Mrs.. Steinmetz, you...|- Out. Out! {20193}{20283}Have a heart. This is my first|assignment. I can't afford to fail. {20287}{20369}- I said out!|- But... {20388}{20416}Alright. Alright. {20620}{20667}You look like a ...
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