00:00:00:movie info: XVID 592x320 23.976fps 699.8 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ 00:00:50:Thanks for everything. 00:00:58:Guess what I did|last night. 00:01:00:Dude! 00:01:23:Now let's rock|Westside Academy! 00:01:33:/Taste the beast!/ 00:01:35:/You can do|anything you want in life/ 00:01:37:/as long as you|stay away from drugs./ 00:01:39:/Why would a person|use illegal drugs?/ 00:01:41:/Many reasons./ 00:01:43:/Maybe they're trying to fit|in with a new group of friends./ 00:01:45:/Maybe they're curious./ 00:01:47:/Maybe they're just bored./ 00:01:48:/But whatever the reason,/ 00:01:49:/what should you say when|someone offers you drugs?/ 00:01:52:/Say, "No, thanks.|I'll have a Minotaur."/ 00:01:54:Stay off drugs! Minotaur! 00:01:56:/Thank you, Minotaur man./ 00:02:00:Hey! Nice cow|outfit, homo. 00:02:02:Where can I pick one of|those up, the gay zoo? 00:02:05:Oh, no. It's not a...|It's not a cow. 00:02:06:It's a minotaur. 00:02:07:It's a creature of myth, 00:02:09:and he got this one out|of your mom's closet. 00:02:11:She let me keep it|after I fucked her. 00:02:15:Drugs are bad.|Energy drinks, good. 00:02:18:/So whenever you'd like to|taste one, help yourselves./ 00:02:21:/And for every can sold,|Minotaur will make a donation/ 00:02:23:/to the Keep Kids|Off Drugs foundation./ 00:02:30:God, this suit|smells like Tater Tots. 00:02:32:Yeah, I know what you need. 00:02:35:Kiss? Are you kidding? No. God. 00:02:38:I love Kiss. 00:02:39:No one loves Kiss. 00:02:41:Paul Stanley is|sick of Kiss. 00:02:42:Whoa! Don't dis|the Starchild. 00:02:44:Hey, don't get me|wrong, all right? 00:02:46:I like to "rock 'n' roll all|night and part of every day!" 00:02:50:Party every day. "Rock 'n' roll|all night and party every day!" 00:02:53:I like to rock 'n' roll part|of every day. Party every day. 00:02:56:I usually have errands.|Party. 00:02:57:I can rock 'n' roll from, like,|1:00 to 3:00. You need to party. 00:03:01:/Hey, guys.|How's it going?/ 00:03:02:/When someone offers you some|illegal drugs, what do you say?/ 00:03:04:/You say, "No, thanks.|I'll just have a Minotaur. "/ 00:03:07:/I've had so many|of these things./ 00:03:09:/I'm not kidding./ 00:03:10:/I may wet my pants.|Where's the bathroom?/ 00:03:16:Holy shit. 00:03:17:Dude, this is like|Shrek's piss. 00:03:21:/So remember, stay off drugs,|drink Minotaur and above all.../ 00:03:25:Taste the beast! 00:03:33:You know what's|great about this job? 00:03:34:You mean,|besides nothing? 00:03:36:We're making|the world a better place. 00:03:37:How? 00:03:38:You know, giving the kids an|energy boost to stay off drugs. 00:03:41:We're selling them nuclear|horse piss for 6 bucks a can. 00:03:45:What an accomplishment.|Feels good, doesn't it? 00:03:46:Easy to do hung-over. 00:03:49:I could do|this job forever. 00:03:50:If I had to do this job forever,|I'd put a bullet in my head. 00:03:53:Game face, bro. 00:03:54:Surprise! 00:03:57:Yeah! 00:03:58:Got you, man! Got you! 00:04:00:Happy anniversary!|Did you know? 00:04:01:No. 00:04:02:All right.|That was good! 00:04:04:Oh, my God.|You're here. 00:04:05:Wheeler called me. Hi. 00:04:06:Thank you for warning me. 00:04:08:Hey, I tried to tell them|you don't like surprises, 00:04:10:but they really wanted|to celebrate your milestone. 00:04:12:/What's up, mino-tards?/ 00:04:15:What's up, Wheeler? 00:04:17:/My dick!/ 00:04:18:"My dick!" 00:04:19:/Everybody, we're here to|celebrate my best friend, Danny!/ 00:04:22:We just work together.|Not "best friend. " 00:04:24:Be nice. 00:04:25:/Danny's been|working here 10 years!/ 00:04:27:/That's almost|a decade of living the dream./ 00:04:28:You're the|man, Danny! 00:04:29:/I want to grow|old with you, Danny./ 00:04:31:/Hopefully,|we'll be tasting the beast/ 00:04:32:/for the rest of|our lives together!/ 00:04:34:Yeah!|All right! 00:04:36:/It's early morning|The sun come out/ 00:04:40:/Last night was shaking|And pretty loud/ 00:04:42:This is a nightmare. 00:04:44:Come on. I took|the afternoon off. 00:04:46:There's cake! Let's|try and enjoy ourselves. 00:04:48:/Mitch from Graphics,|take over!/ 00:04:50:Do it!|Let's go next! 00:04:52:Come on. It'll be fun.|No. 00:04:54:Why not? Come on.|We'll do a duet! 00:04:56:Getting up in front|of a group of people 00:04:57:and singing is not my|idea of fun. All right? 00:04:59:It's humiliating. 00:05:01:/With another sin/ 00:05:03:I'm gonna sing. 00:05:06:/Here I am/ 00:05:08:/Ow!/ 00:05:09:/Rock you like a hurricane/ 00:05:12:Come on, come on, come|on, come on! Yeah, yeah! 00:05:14:/Here I am/ 00:05:15:Come on. Sing it! 00:05:17:/Rock you like a hurricane/ 00:05:19:Danny? 00:05:21:What is your problem? 00:05:22:Look, I'm sorry,|all right? 00:05:24:I'm not Wheeler, happy|in some brainless job, 00:05:27:no goals, no ambition. 00:05:28:Hey, you don't know|how Wheeler feels. 00:05:29:For all you know, he hates|his job as much as you do. 00:05:33:I love this job! 00:05:35:Hey, Wheeler!|She's tasting your beast! 00:05:40:Good morning.|Can I take your order? 00:05:42:Can I get a tall chai? 00:05:43:And a large black coffee. 00:05:45:A what? 00:05:46:Large black coffee. 00:05:47:/Do you mean a venti?/ 00:05:48:No, I mean a large. 00:05:49:/He means a venti. Yeah,|the biggest one you've got./ 00:05:51:/Venti is large./ 00:05:53:/No. Venti is 20./ 00:05:54:Danny. 00:05:55:Yeah. "Large" is large.|In fact, "tall" is large. 00:05:58:/And grande is|Spanish for large./ 00:06:00:/Venti is the only one|that doesn't mean large./ 00:06:02:It's also the only|one that's Italian. 00:06:04:Congratulations! You're|stupid in three languages. 00:06:07:/Look, dick.|Venti is a large coffee./ 00:06:09:Really? Says who?|Fellini? 00:06:11:How much is that?|Here's a 10. 00:06:12:Do you accept lira,|or is it all euros now? 00:06:14:You know what,|just keep the change. 00:06:16:Jesus, Dan. You know what|they call the sizes here. 00:06:18:You know what, you've been|picking fights with everybody. 00:06:19:The girl at the party...|She said ASAP. 00:06:21:ASAP, I'm sorry.|Huge crime. 00:06:23:It's like "24l7" or "been there,|done that. " You hate that, too. 00:06:26:I don't hate it enough|to let it ruin my day. 00:06:30:It's getting worse. You|know, man? The sun is shining, 00:06:33:but you have lost the ability|to take any joy in life. 00:06:36:I can't stand it anymore! 00:06:38:You're just|a miserable dick now! 00:06:40:You're mean to everybody! 00:06:41:/And, FYI, it's called a|venti because it's 20 ounces!/ 00:06:45:/20! Venti!/ 00:06:52:Is that true? 00:06:56:She says I take|no joy in life. 00:06:59:I can see that. 00:07:01:I gotta talk to her. 00:07:02:Forget her, man. 00:07:04:Let me give you a little|motto I live my life by, 00:07:06:you got to hit|it and quit it. 00:07:07:No ties, tangle free. 00:07:09:Nobody tells me what to do. 00:07:11:I go bang,|bang, bang the drum. 00:07:13:What? That's not a motto. 00:07:14:That's just you|saying a bunch of things. 00:07:17:You know, Beth's right.|I'm a dick. 00:07:19:Hey, I'm in a rut, just|going from school to school 00:07:21:selling poison to|our nation's youth. 00:07:24:It's not poison.|It's got juice in it. 00:07:26:You know, I'm 35 years old. 00:07:27:I got nothing to|show for my life. 00:07:29:I figured I'd be something, 00:07:30:something good,|a professor, engineer. 00:07:33:I don't know. 00:07:34:Figured I'd be|married. I'd... 00:07:41:You know what? We're|making a detour. What? 00:07:42:We're making a detour.|Where? 00:07:44:We're making a detour.|Why? 00:07:48:Dude, you're too jacked up on|Minotaur. This is a mistake. 00:07:50:It's fine. Look,|I'll be right back. 00:07:52:Hey, we gotta be at the Blue|Valley Middle School by 1:30. 00:07:54:Yep! 00:07:56:No, I don't want|to plea-bargain. 00:07:57:I didn't do it. 00:07:59:Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what|other options we have, you know, 00:08:01:because they have this clear|videotape of you stealing 00:08:05:/a lot of TVs.|Guys! Go, go, go./ 00:08:07:That could be any bald guy. 00:08:08:/Look at me. Me, David Garvin,|stealing TVs./ 00:08:11:/Who would believe it?/ 00:08:13:That is not me. 00:08:16:Hey, hi.|I need to talk to you. 00:08:18:Danny, I'm with a client,|so we'll talk later. 00:08:21:I can go.|No, no. You stay. 00:08:22:I'm not going anywhere|until you talk to me. 00:08:26:Excuse me one... 00:08:28:Thank you.|What? Fast. 00:08:29:All right, you were right. 00:08:30:I'm a dick. I'm a dick! 00:08:31:You're dickish.|Yes, I'm dickish. 00:08:33:I'm a dickish dick, and I'm|in a rut. We're in a rut. 00:08:35:Let's shake things up.|I have an idea. 00:08:37:Let's get married.|I don't have a ring. 00:08:38:Are you serious? 00:08:39:/Mazel tov!|No./ 00:08:41:Never mind.|What? 00:08:42:No.|Why? 00:08:44:Because despite this very well|thought out and romantic proposal, 00:08:47:I'm not that interested in|becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut. 00:08:49:Heard that.|Really? 00:08:51:Did you hear that?|Danny? 00:08:52:Maybe you heard that because|you're 2 feet away from us. 00:08:54:That's another one I hate.|"Heard that!" 00:08:56:You don't get married|to get out of a rut. 00:08:58:You get married|because you love someone 00:08:59:and you don't want to spend|your life without them. 00:09:01:Who is this guy? Thank you,|Mr. Garvin. He's a thief. 00:09:03:Falsely accused. 00:09:04:Oh, well.|He looks like Phil Collins. 00:09:06:Yeah. I know. 00:09:07:Look, life is hard,|all right? 00:09:08:We've lived together for|seven years... You know what? 00:09:10:Danny, life is hard, and you've|become the hardest part of my life. 00:09:13:I should really go. 00:09:14:No, you sit down. 00:09:18:You know, Danny? 00:09:19:We do need to|shake t...
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