{2424}{2481}Don't mourn for Joe Strombel. {2498}{2551}Joe Strombel led a full life. {2581}{2651}A newspaperman|in the best tradition. {2661}{2718}A great credit|to the fourth estate. {2737}{2817}It didn't matter if the bombs|in the war zone were falling. {2817}{2903}It didn't matter how high up|the political scandal went, {2910}{2966}or how many big corporations... {2966}{3036}or small-time racketeers|leaned on him. {3054}{3136}Whatever the risk,|if there was a story there, {3138}{3232}Joe went after it.|And he usually got it. {3245}{3297}Well, I was with him when|the story broke about Prince Charles, {3297}{3366}and that made him persona non grata|with the Royal Family. {3366}{3436}Except with Diana.|They always remained good friends. {3436}{3475}He did love a woman. {3492}{3538}Hey, did you know he started|as a police reporter? {3538}{3582}- Did he?|- Yeah, he was a bloody good one. {3582}{3630}One of the best.|Maybe the best. {3630}{3690}I got trapped with Joe once|in Afghanistan. {3690}{3714}Yeah? {3718}{3779}And we were going to be shot|by the Taliban, until... {3789}{3832}...typically, Joe found|someone to bribe {3832}{3871}So we could escape. {3873}{3948}- Not with his own money, though.|- No, he got it on expenses. {3948}{3987}- Plus 10%.|- Ten percent. {3987}{4068}But it did involve us|getting out wearing burkas. {4076}{4130}And, well, we lived|to write another day. {4130}{4172}Everyone loved him.|Yeah. {4174}{4216}Not always at|British intelligence. {4216}{4271}No, but he got the information|before anyone else. {4271}{4330}Yeah, he did. That's right.|Not Richard Nixon, though. {4341}{4433}Well, wherever you are now, Joe.|It won't be the same without you, mate. {4445}{4480}To Joe.|Joe Strombel. {5010}{5042}Where are we headed? {5146}{5227}Does this|mean anything to you? {5482}{5541}He doesn't give answers.|Tried it. {5567}{5638}Joe Strombel.|Coronary thrombosis. {5642}{5675}Jane Cook. {5688}{5744}So, what do you do?|Reporter. {5746}{5782}Hmm.|You? {5796}{5916}I'm... Well, I was personal secretary|to Peter Lyman. {5917}{5992}Lord Lyman's son.|Yes, impressive young man. {5992}{6046}You knew him?|No, only by reputation. {6046}{6079}But I like what I know. {6099}{6162}I think he's got|a real future in politics. {6192}{6218}How did you die? {6247}{6282}I think I was poisoned. {6308}{6332}You think? {6352}{6377}Why? {6392}{6424}I believe I was poisoned {6426}{6504}because I was on the verge of|confirming a terrible suspicion. {6523}{6574}Yes?|What suspicion is that? {6606}{6666}That Peter Lyman|is the serial killer {6666}{6739}known to the police|as the Tarot Card Killer. {6756}{6783}What? {6798}{6842}I assume|you're aware of that case? {6842}{6924}I wrote an article two years ago,|when the Tarot killings first started. {6924}{6983}But Peter Lyman? My God. {7002}{7032}What on earth|made you suspect {7032}{7102}this rich, young handsome,|above-reproach citizen? {7107}{7179}You remember the last murder?|The police found a clue. {7179}{7259}Yes, a cufflink. I read about it in|the paper. Unusual antique, wasn't it? {7259}{7318}Yep.|Very rare Art Deco. {7331}{7384}Peter had the exact pair. {7413}{7456}So could have|the Tarot Killer. {7456}{7496}The world is full|of coincidences. {7496}{7584}Yeah, except I noticed|that Peter only had one left. {7586}{7622}He'd lost the other. {7655}{7685}Still, {7694}{7737}although|it's a tantalizing thought. {7737}{7799}Did you inform the police,|or was that too sticky? {7799}{7852}I didn't know what to do,|so I phoned my lawyer {7852}{7915}and I asked his advice on|whether to report it or not. {7915}{8002}And I thought I heard this click|on the phone... {8002}{8056}...like someone|had been listening. {8058}{8099}Later that day, after tea, {8125}{8170}I died suddenly. {8282}{8325}That is suspicious. {8398}{8461}My God, Peter Lyman. {8465}{8532}Hard to believe, but if he did turn out|to be the Tarot Killer... {8542}{8569}what a story. {8571}{8636}I knew you'd appreciate it|when you said you were a reporter. {8636}{8707}This would be a dynamite scoop.|And I got it first. {8707}{8783}Unfortunately, where you're headed|there is no first. {8783}{8823}There's only last. {9083}{9122}{y:i}Mr. Tinsley!|Loved your last picture. {9122}{9155}{y:i}You really have a way with actors. {9155}{9208}{y:i}Think you could maybe...|Please wait! {9230}{9273}Mr. Tinsley?|Yeah. {9290}{9350}Sondra Pransky.|Who? {9367}{9439}Sondra Pransky.|I'm the journalism student from Adair. {9439}{9506}I wrote to you about getting|an interview for the school newspaper. {9506}{9529}Oh... {9532}{9617}And you...well, your secretary,|actually...because... Not you. {9617}{9676}I mean, I know how busy|film directors get and all. {9676}{9750}But you said if I was in London visiting,|then you would, you know, {9750}{9804}and here I am,|which is fantastic. {9804}{9847}I think I have|your letter, actually. {9847}{9910}- See, right now I'm a bit tied up.|- Here it is! {9915}{9963}Here it is.|This is so great for me. {9963}{10033}I mean, you've got|a huge following in Rochester. {10033}{10062}It gets very cold there. {10065}{10138}With your new movie|coming out in the fall, and... {10138}{10171}Actually, {10190}{10270}I was wondering if we could|just ask you a couple of questions. {10270}{10360}- Do you mind?|- OK, but we got to be real quick. {10776}{10832}I write for the cultural part|of the paper. {10832}{10909}I'm looking to move into|more serious pieces. {10909}{11015}And when you say something|more serious, that's... {11075}{11110}You really want to know? {11130}{11190}Well, originally, I wasn't|going to go to college. {11190}{11264}I was going to become a dental hygienist|like my sister, Beverly. {11264}{11316}And, don't get me wrong,|it's a great profession. {11316}{11401}I have very high respect for teeth|and gums, particularly gums. {11401}{11437}My whole family's|in orthodontics. But... {11437}{11522}- And what? You're vacationing here?|- Oh, yes. {11522}{11630}Oh, I'm just very friendly|with a very upper class British family. {11630}{11682}Our families vacationed|in Palm Beach together. {11682}{11717}My mother|won a visit to Palm Beach {11717}{11779}and I became friends|with their granddaughter, Vivian. {11779}{11823}She's so lovely.|She'll stay with us... {11823}{11882}Another?|Oh, thanks. {11910}{11994}So I slept with him and I didn't even|get the interview. {11994}{12034}I mean,|what kind of a reporter am I? {12034}{12082}How was the sex?|Give me all the details. {12082}{12152}Who knows? I was so drunk,|I don't even remember. {12152}{12185}All I know is that|the second it was over, {12185}{12239}he got a phone call and had to leave|suddenly for Thailand. {12239}{12263}Thailand? {12265}{12358}Justin Richards got fired from some|project and he had to take over. {12358}{12384}What difference does it make? {12384}{12426}The point is,|I told the whole school {12426}{12479}I'd get an exclusive|with Michael Tinsley! {12479}{12503}You were nervous. {12510}{12559}You're inexperienced.|You drank. {12559}{12597}He's a charming genius. {12600}{12654}You're a very attractive,|sexy girl. {12654}{12716}If you're going to interview movers|and shakers in their hotel rooms, {12716}{12744}you better watch out. {12746}{12827}Not that I'd mind a roll in the hay|with Michael Tinsley. {12827}{12900}I've put some fresh towels|in your bedroom, Sondra. {12900}{12931}Thank you, Mrs. Thompson. {12934}{13000}Come on, sweetheart. Chop, chop.|You're gonna be late. {13000}{13069}Oh, Mom.|The point is I didn't get the story! {13069}{13112}I mean, if I'd used|my feminine wiles {13112}{13154}like Katharine Hepburn|or Rosalind Russell. {13154}{13187}Oh, come on. {13190}{13234}We'll go have lunch|at The lvy, {13234}{13265}and then we'll take|my little brother {13265}{13310}to see that show|he's so excited about, {13310}{13354}and then we'll go|to that party tonight. {13354}{13402}There'll be|loads of gorgeous guys there. {13402}{13463}And you're always saying all the men|you meet are complete losers. {13463}{13537}So you blew the story.|It's not life or death. {14393}{14446}M. C: Ladies and gentlemen,|prepare yourselves {14446}{14501}for the astonishing magic {14502}{14559}of Splendini! {15708}{15758}Ladies and gentlemen,|you're an incredible audience {15758}{15822}and I mean that sincerely.|I say that from the bottom of my heart. {15822}{15891}Every time I come to London,|this great city, {15891}{15938}I always get|a sincere sensation, {15938}{16028}because you're marvelous|people, beautiful humans. {16028}{16081}And for my next experiment... {16082}{16133}And I call it an experiment,|you see, not a trick. {16133}{16166}I'm gonna need a volunteer. {16166}{16223}So if you'll step out|and find someone for me. {16223}{16324}This is kind of dangerous|stuff so no children here. {16324}{16374}I need|a grown-up volunteer. {16374}{16442}Someone who's willing|to put her life on the line. {16597}{16644}- Is this your first time on stage?|- Yes. {16644}{16697}Yes, you've never done...|Well, you got nothing to be afraid of. {16697}{16755}You nervous? Don't be nervous. {16763}{16805}What's your name?|Tell them your name. {16805}{16829}Sondra Pransky. {16831}{16906}A landsman!|United States! Fantastic! {16906}{16977}And where are you from,|Sondra? No, don't tell me, {16977}{17029}'cause I got a great ear|for that kind of thing. {17029}{17099}Alabama!|Am I right? Am I right? {17099}{17129}Close.|Yeah? {17130}{17190}I'm from Brooklyn.|Incredible! {17190}{17238}God bless you, sweetheart.|I'm from Brooklyn, too. {17238}{17304}That is fantastic. I feel such love|coming from this woman. {17304}{17335}I can't tell you.|It's really... {17335...
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