{100}{200}Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)|by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew {457}{523}Bernard, Bernard, Bernard! I'm so bored! {525}{584}Why don't we go out and do something? {586}{641}Because the world is a torture chamber. {643}{697}How do you know? You never go out. {699}{790}Believe me, I know.|It does terrible things to people. {851}{923}- Look at her.|- Have I missed anything? {925}{974}Manny wants to go outside. {976}{1032}Come on, then. It's lovely out, {1034}{1093}Ignore her. She's infected with television {1095}{1155}and a tolerance|of the emptiness of modernity. {1157}{1217}All I'm saying is that it's nice out. {1219}{1291}- What's nice about it?|- Well, it's not raining. {1293}{1413}- That's just a trick, there'll be lava later.|- I'll take him for an ice cream. {1415}{1493}Yes! Yes! Yes!|Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! {1495}{1531}- No.|- Why not? {1533}{1604}You'll corrupt him.|We shouldn't discuss this in front of it. {1606}{1678}Don't call him "it". Manny is a person. {1680}{1760}Yes, and I'm a suspension bridge|made from pizza crusts. {1762}{1806}What can we do, then? {1808}{1943}Make the tea. Keep it simple. Perhaps a|little venison pie with foie gras on toast. {1945}{2087}How? All we have is half a mouldy carrot|and a tooth mug of Lambrusco. {2089}{2163}You know what happens|to people that ask questions. {2165}{2248}- Do I? I can't remember.|- Try to remember, Manny. {2250}{2324}Oh, I give up, Bernard. What is it? {2326}{2386}It's this. {2388}{2443}Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! {2445}{2532}Enough, enough! I'm going.|Manny, come with me. {2597}{2687}Come back! It's not safe out there!|You'll regret it. Manny! {2723}{2782}Manny! {2852}{2928}Look, Manny, this is entertainment. {2930}{2993}Wow! Wow, Fran! {3020}{3085}But wait. There's more. {3112}{3221}- More? More? More than this?|- Oh, yes. {3254}{3338}(Fran) This is a very exclusive|members' club. {3373}{3424}What are these things, Fran? {3426}{3475}They're drugs, Manny. {3477}{3539}Wow. Wow! {3541}{3621}Wow! And what are these other things? {3623}{3691}- Grapes, Manny.|- Wow! {3693}{3763}Drugs and grapes. Drugs and grapes! {3835}{3923}She showed him!|I can't believe she showed him! {3965}{4054}- Thanks for taking me to the club.|- That's all right, Manny. {4056}{4114}Can you excuse me? {4116}{4176}I think I need to be... sick. {4221}{4270}Drugs! Grapes! {4272}{4321}Beard! {4375}{4419}There you are. {4421}{4495}Bernard, Bernard, Bernard!|I'm not coming home! {4497}{4565}Fran showed me the real world|and it's much nicer. {4567}{4692}Did she now? I bet you she didn't show|you the time travel machine, did she? {4694}{4748}- No. Where is it?|- Right here. {4750}{4843}Why don't you step inside?|I'll take you anywhere you'd like. {4872}{4943}Oh, Bernard!|Send me to the Bourbon court of Spain! {4945}{5027}What about East Germany|when the wall was coming down? {5029}{5073}I want to see the cinquecento! {5075}{5217}(Bernard) No problem. Just settle in and|I'll set it for everywhere you want to go. {5219}{5268}Bye, now. {5370}{5462}(Evil laughter) {5560}{5631}Bernard, Bernard, I don't feel that well. {5633}{5724}Oh, never mind.|What period did you go to, anyway? {5726}{5847}I'm not sure. Please just take me home.|I want to go home. {5849}{5946}Don't you want to stay in the real world?|It's much nicer, you said. {5948}{6031}No, Bernard. Please just take me home. {6033}{6133}All right, then. But you'll have to stay. {6135}{6190}I will, Bernard. I will. {6270}{6339}I told you.|You'll stay home now, won't you? {6341}{6437}I promise, Bernard.|Fran's a bad influence. I see that now. {6439}{6488}Good lad. Now, what's for lunch? {6490}{6607}How about coq au vin and profiteroles|washed down with vintage Armagnac? {6609}{6645}Manny? Are you here? {6647}{6727}No, he's busy. Get out.|You led him astray! {6729}{6844}Fine. I'm going to the club|with Eduardo, my terrorist boyfriend. {6846}{6895}Say hello, Eduardo. {6930}{6974}(Growls) Hello. {7010}{7059}Goodbye. {7085}{7151}Goodbye. (Growls) {7174}{7286}Bernard, we don't have any vin.|Or coq. Or vintage. Or Armagnac. {7288}{7407}No excuses! No excuses, you know that! {7409}{7443}Oh! Ow! {7445}{7522}- Ah! Ooh!|- No excuses, Manny, no excuses! {7524}{7578}All right, Bernard. I get it. {7580}{7629}- Now! Now!|- Argh! {7650}{7775}Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)|by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
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