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The
STARTER KIT
AN INTRODUCTION TO THE BIZARRO GENRE
BIZARRO BOOKS
Portland * Seattle * Baltimore
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www.bizarrogenre.org
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ISBN: 1-933929-00-6
Copright © 2006 by D. Harlan Wilson, Carlton Mellick III, Jeremy Robert
Johnson, Kevin L Donihe, Gina Ranalli, Andre Duza, Vincent Sakowski,
Steve Beard, John Edward Lawson, and Bruce Taylor.
Cover art copyright © 2006 by Carlton Mellick III
Interior art page 130 copyright © 2006 by Silverfish
Edited by: Team Bizarro
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in
any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying,
recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the
written consent of the publisher, except where permitted by law.
Printed in the USA.
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
Defining Bizarro . . . 5
D. Harlan Wilson . . . 6
At the Funeral . . . 7
Cops & Bodybuilders . . . 8
Hairware, Inc. . . . 9
The Man with the Thick Black Spectacles . . . 13
Classroom Dynamics . . . 16
Digging for Adults . . . 23
Carlton Mellick III . . . 26
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug . . . 27
Jeremy Robert Johnson . . . 42
Extinction Journals . . . 43
Kevin L Donihe . . . 72
The Greatest Fucking Moment In Sports . . . 73
Gina Ranalli . . . 100
Suicide Girls in the Afterlife . . . 101
Andre Duza . . . 124
Don’t F(beep)k With The Coloureds . . . 125
Vincent W. Sakowski . . . 146
The Screaming of the Fish . . . 147
Peel and Eat Buffet . . . 148
It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Ragnarok . . . 149
Steve Beard . . . 164
Survivor’s Dream . . . 165
John Edward Lawson . . . 188
Truth In Ruins . . . 189
Bruce Taylor . . . 212
The Breath Amidst The Stones . . . 213
A Little Spider Shop Talk . . . 216
Of Tunafish and Galaxies . . . 218
City Streets . . . 222
DEFINING BIZARRO
1. Bizarro, simply put, is the genre of the weird.
2. Bizarro is literature’s equivalent to the cult section at the video store.
3. Like cult movies, Bizarro is sometimes surreal, sometimes goofy, sometimes
bloody, and sometimes borderline pornographic.
4. Bizarro often contains a certain cartoon logic that, when applied to the real
world, creates an unstable universe where the bizarre becomes the norm and
absurdities are made flesh.
5. Bizarro strives not only to be strange, but fascinating, thought-provoking, and,
above all, fun to read.
6. Bizarro was created by a group of small press publishers in response to the
increasing demand for (good) weird fiction and the increasing number of authors
who specialize in it.
7. Bizarro is:
Franz Kafka meets Joe Bob Briggs
Dr. Suess of the post-apocalypse
Japanese animation directed by David Lynch
8. For more information on the bizarro genre, visit Bizarro Central at:
www.bizarrogenre.org
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