{1863}{1937}You know what I like about Christmas?|The surprises. {1943}{2014}You get this box and you're|sure of what's inside. {2020}{2052}You shake it, weigh it. {2057}{2132}You're convinced you have it pegged.|No doubt in your mind. {2138}{2194}But then you open it|and it's different. {2200}{2246}You know. Wow! Bang! Surprise! {2252}{2323}I mean, it's kind of like|you and me here, you know? {2349}{2430}I'm not saying it's anything it's not. {2451}{2526}Come on, this time yesterday,|who would've thunk it? {2863}{2911}Paper or plastic? {2980}{3026}Paper or plastic? {3085}{3148}- Paper or plastic?|- Both. {3227}{3285}You didn't double my coupons? {3314}{3409}They're at the bottom in red,|where it says "double coupons". {3562}{3659}You can't put bleach in|the same bag as food. It's poison. {3912}{3992}Don't think you're something|you're not. I had your job. {4066}{4112}Look how far it got you. {4245}{4342}Nothing brings back warm holiday|memories like the songs you love. {4348}{4382}- Don't.|- Why not? {4388}{4455}Because she's been on for 14 hours. {4506}{4544}- Ronna?|- No. {4552}{4602}- I didn't ask yet.|- The answer's no. {4607}{4651}Christmas is a time for giving. {4657}{4685}Mistletoe? {4743}{4819}Pardon me if I'm not in|a holly-jolly mood right now. {4825}{4861}I'm getting evicted. {4878}{4911}Tomorrow. {4922}{4981}They wouldn't evict you at Christmas. {5001}{5050}You'd be ho-ho-homeless. {5080}{5116}- How much you owe?|- $380. {5122}{5168}- That's nothing.|- It's more than I got. {5173}{5195}Want my shift? {5250}{5314}My best mates are going|to Las Vegas this weekend. {5321}{5382}I've never been.|I'm told it's incredible. {5388}{5480}If you take my shift,|I can go with them. Everybody wins. {5559}{5596}Cash up front? {5634}{5663}Deal. {5723}{5786}I'll throw in an extra $20|for a blowjob. {5920}{5961}Any available cashier. {5967}{6022}I need a cashier up at the front. {6106}{6153}Look, I went the last time. {6159}{6219}Okay. Dead Celebrities.|Loser goes up. {6225}{6246}Omar Sharif. {6318}{6346}Steve McQueen. {6369}{6394}Michael Landon. {6411}{6435}Lee Marvin. {6480}{6501}Shit. {6618}{6651}Malcolm X. {6778}{6812}You can't say Malcolm X. {6819}{6856}He's famous. He's dead. {6862}{6914}That's a rule.|Nothing starts with an "X". {6921}{6957}That's not my problem. {6963}{6993}You can challenge. {7000}{7035}- I challenge.|- Bullshit! {7040}{7100}Give me one dead celebrity|that begins with an "X". {7141}{7166}Fuck! {7187}{7259}There is one.|I know I thought of one before. {7297}{7370}Break was over four minutes ago.|Who's up front? {7603}{7636}I am. {7790}{7822}Xerxes. {7828}{7850}Xerxes. {7856}{7928}Some dead pharaoh guy,|and his name starts with an "X". {7934}{8007}That wasn't it.|Never heard of fucking Xerxes. {8028}{8081}Pharaoh could've saved your ass. {8087}{8126}There's an opera about him. {8138}{8168}Xerxes. {8175}{8224}I took Music Appreciation twice. {8236}{8331}What do you mean, he's snowed in?|What's he doing in Chicago anyway? {8337}{8400}Look, just call me|when you get to a landline. {8407}{8469}He can't get out of the airport.|We're fucked. {8476}{8510}Is the British guy still here? {8522}{8558}He went to Vegas for the weekend. {8596}{8628}Vegas. {8743}{8766}Hi... {8780}{8814}Ronna. Right? {8858}{8927}Where can I get something|to go with this juice? {8933}{8971}Doughnuts, aisle four. {8977}{9034}I was hoping for something|more euphoric. {9040}{9085}The British guy hooks us up. {9142}{9162}How much? {9169}{9215}- Twenty at $20.|- You're overpaying. {9220}{9318}We're desperate. We're going to|a party at a warehouse. What is it? {9343}{9373}"Mary X-mas Superfest". {9386}{9441}- You going?|- We had a pre-party planned. {9448}{9525}But it's all or nothing|because there's 20 of us. {9531}{9622}My friend's stuck in Chicago.|He was supposed to come through for us. {9628}{9677}We're dead.|If you could do anything... {9707}{9743}to help us out.... {9752}{9773}Please. {10019}{10055}I'll see.|Give me your number. {10075}{10133}Kick ass! Thank you. {10172}{10214}So you wanna buy all this OJ? {10220}{10252}Absolutely. {10419}{10453}You know Simon's in Vegas? {10459}{10513}I don't need Simon. I'm going to Todd. {10522}{10554}Todd Gaines? {10562}{10592}Who's Todd Gaines? {10598}{10639}That's Simon's dealer. {10645}{10701}You can't go around Simon like that. {10713}{10798}Listen, if Simon were here,|which he's not, he'd charge $15... {10804}{10881}when he gets it for $10.|Times 20 hits, that's $100. {10887}{10984}It's a leap. You're moving up|the drug food chain without permission. {10994}{11028}You shouldn't do this. {11034}{11130}Why can't you chill the fuck out, okay?|It's just once. {11136}{11222}When Simon gets back, we can still|overpay if it makes you happy. {11228}{11263}But this is my deal. {11269}{11318}Just sit back and watch. {11934}{11981}- Speak.|- Todd, it's Ronna Martin. {11987}{12030}You know me through Simon. {12078}{12114}Can I come up? {12656}{12721}I thought you bought|quarters off of Simon. {12727}{12783}At least, what Simon|pretends are quarters. {12789}{12831}I keep him honest. {12865}{12931}At that level, you should pinch.|It's the economics. {12937}{12982}You leaving? {13358}{13393}Be good. {13463}{13514}I take it this is not a social call. {13589}{13626}I need a favour. {13632}{13696}I didn't know we were|such good friends. {13702}{13775}If we were, you'd know|I give head before I give favours. {13781}{13837}I ain't giving my best friends head... {13843}{13915}so your chance of getting a favour|is pretty slim. {13926}{13967}Tell me what you wanna buy. {13973}{14016}Twenty hits of Ecstasy. {15238}{15314}You come here out of the blue|asking for 20 hits... {15320}{15423}when 20 is the magic number where|"intent to sell" becomes "trafficking"? {15429}{15523}- I'd never fuck you like that.|- How would you fuck me? {16002}{16031}This is real. {16037}{16115}Pharmaceutical grade,|not that crunchy, herbal rave shit. {16124}{16209}Don't let anybody double dose.|They'll fry in the emergency room. {16215}{16281}- Understood.|- Only one hit per headbanger. {16287}{16322}Understood. {16369}{16409}Twenty at $15 is $300. {16439}{16472}Fifteen? {16503}{16562}I was thinking more like 10. {16575}{16623}I know you charge Simon 10. {16629}{16682}Inflation is a bitch. {16732}{16800}There are 20 of us.|I need all of this. {16806}{16877}But I only have $200.|That's all I have. {16922}{16957}No, no. Hear me out. {16963}{17040}Hear me out, okay?|This $200 is like a down payment. {17048}{17101}All right?|You give me the stuff... {17107}{17182}I go to them, get the extra $100,|come back and pay you. {17188}{17292}That would be doing you a favour.|And you know how I feel about favours. {17298}{17341}I could leave something with you. {17363}{17396}Collateral. {17410}{17471}I already got a fucking Swatch. {17478}{17545}I need something|I know you'll come back for. {17577}{17628}- I'm not going.|- It's 45 minutes. {17634}{17675}Hour, tops. Just sit there. {17681}{17708}He's a drug dealer. {17714}{17773}Jesus, Claire.|Don't get 8-1-8 on me here. {17779}{17819}How much have I done for you? {17825}{17886}No. You're making me an accessory. {17895}{17979}Claire, my bracelet you're wearing,|that's an accessory. {17985}{18049}You're just some chick|sitting in an apartment. {18059}{18091}I'm not. {18139}{18182}Okay. No bullshit, okay? {18211}{18299}I don't get this money, I get evicted.|My ass is on the street. {18390}{18468}Claire, I don't have anyone else|to go to, okay? {18474}{18544}I'm coming to you|and I am asking for help. {18550}{18583}Please. {18731}{18790}Fine. 45 minutes.|That's 8:00. {18796}{18851}We'll be back by 8:00. I promise. {19058}{19102}It's 237. {19120}{19182}Jesus! Next time, ask for directions. {19496}{19521}You're a pro. {19527}{19574}I'm a top-seeded amateur. {19663}{19724}And I'm a very happy man. {19947}{20035}Come on in.|Damn glad to meet you, Rhonda. {20041}{20062}Ronna. {20068}{20143}When I heard Philly got snowed in,|I told these guys... {20149}{20220}it was getting loose there.|I'm glad we found you. {20254}{20291}Work, work, work. {20309}{20358}Friday must be a busy night. {20386}{20430}That was just a friend. {20456}{20493}What can I get you to drink? {20523}{20574}Some of that orange juice|would be great. {20583}{20607}Great. {20826}{20855}All right. {20930}{20968}I understand... {20995}{21047}this party's gonna be huge. {21052}{21072}Massive. {21082}{21115}Traci Lords is a promoter. {21121}{21147}She is. {21189}{21228}That's what I heard. {21297}{21371}Ron, hon, we are fresh out of OJ.|Cerveza? {21468}{21556}Hey, we bought a bunch|of orange juice tonight. {21562}{21628}I just left it in the car.|But I can go get it. {21704}{21782}Zack tells me that you've got 20 at $20.|Is that right? {21862}{21890}You got a bathroom? {21906}{21950}It's down the hall on the right. {21956}{21980}Let me show you. {22036}{22087}Maybe we could do this first? {22332}{22356}Fuck! {22362}{22464}We said Chicago. You said Philly.|I mean, maybe she didn't notice. {22471}{22520}Everybody just keep it calm.|We're good. {22711}{22736}You're fine. {23078}{23123}Everything all right? {23138}{23160}Fine. {23203}{23227}Shit! {23448}{23473}Shit! {23586}{23621}It's all yours. {23784}{23848}Ronna, hon, do we got|a deal here or not? {23877}{23979}No, actually, we don't. I came|to tell you I couldn't get anything. {23985}{24053}A resourceful girl like you?|I don't believe that. {24065}{24096}It's true. {24148}{24208}I just wanna make a deal here.|Can we? {24214}{24263}Who the fuck are you? Monty Hall? {24355}{24399}Did you know I'm only 17? {24427}{24508}I probably shoul...
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