{8}{65}Downloaded From www.MySubtitles.com {68}{266}Ripped with SubRip 1.17 and Verified by CdinT|cdint@hotmail.com {269}{388}I deliver perfection...|and don't brag about it! :D {7072}{7131}Freddy, go and find a cab. {7137}{7227}Do you want me to catch pneumonia? {7466}{7537}Don't just stand there, Freddy.|Go and find a cab. {7543}{7637}All right, I'll get one. {7977}{8050}Look where you're goin', dear.|Look where you're goin'! {8056}{8089}I'm so sorry. {8095}{8220}Two bunches o' violets trod in the mud.|A full day's wages. {8224}{8329}- Freddy, go and find a cab.|- Yes, Mother. {8365}{8406}He's your son, is he? {8412}{8463}If you'd done your duty|as a mother should... {8469}{8560}...you wouldn't let 'im spoil a poor girl's|flow'rs and run away without payin'. {8566}{8608}Go about your business, my girl. {8614}{8684}And you wouldn't go off|without payin', either. {8690}{8794}Two bunches o' violets trod in the mud. {8825}{8890}Sir, is there any sign of it stopping? {8896}{8956}I'm afraid not. It's worse than before. {8962}{9011}If it's worse, it's a sign it's nearly over. {9017}{9080}Cheer up, Capt'n,|buy a flow'r off a poor girl. {9086}{9116}I'm sorry, I haven't any change. {9122}{9181}I can change 'alf a crown.|Take this for tuppence. {9187}{9243}I told you, I'm awfully sorry.|Wait a minute. {9249}{9322}Oh, yes. Here's three ha' pence,|if that's any use to you. {9328}{9398}Thank you, sir. {9550}{9604}You be careful.|Better give 'im a flower for it. {9610}{9653}There's a bloke here behind that pillar... {9659}{9764}...takin' down every blessed word|you're sayin'. {9811}{9871}I ain't done nothin' wrong|by speakin' to the gentleman. {9877}{9939}I've a right to sell flow'rs|if I keep off the curb. {9945}{9995}I'm a respectable girl, so help me. {10001}{10081}I never spoke to him except to ask him|to buy a flow'r off me. {10087}{10144}- What's the bloomin' noise?|- A tec's takin' her down. {10150}{10190}I'm makin' an honest livin'. {10196}{10281}Who's doing all that shouting? {10288}{10354}Sir, don't let 'im charge me.|You dunno what it means to me. {10360}{10428}They'll take away me character|and drive me on the streets... {10434}{10470}...for speakin' to gentlemen. {10476}{10565}There, there. Who's hurting you,|you silly girl? What'd you take me for? {10571}{10611}On my Bible oath, I never spoke a word. {10617}{10659}Shut up! Do I look like a policeman? {10665}{10741}Why'd ya take down me words?|'Ow do I know you took me down right? {10747}{10844}You just show me|what you wrote ab'ut me. {10994}{11043}That ain't proper writin'. I can't read it. {11049}{11068}I can. {11074}{11208}"I say, Capt'n,|now buy a flow'r off a poor girl." {11250}{11318}Oh, it's cause I called him "Capt'n". {11324}{11422}I meant no 'arm. Sir, don't let him lay|a charge against me for a word like that. {11428}{11506}I'll make no charge.|Really, sir, if you are a detective... {11512}{11583}...you needn't protect me|against molestation from young women... {11589}{11607}...until I ask you. {11613}{11666}Anyone could tell the girl meant no harm. {11672}{11742}He ain't no tec. He's a gentleman.|Look at his boots. {11748}{11792}How are all your people down at Selsey? {11798}{11854}Who told you my people|come from Selsey? {11860}{11906}Never mind, they do. {11912}{12023}How do you come to be up so far east?|You were born in Lisson Grove. {12029}{12107}What 'arm is there|in my leavin' Lisson Grove? {12113}{12186}It weren't fit for pigs to live.|I had to pay four and six a week. {12192}{12230}Live where you like but stop that noise! {12236}{12317}Come, come, he can't touch you.|You've a right to live where you please. {12323}{12375}I'm a good girl, I am. {12381}{12436}- Where do I come from?|- Hawkestone. {12442}{12503}Who said I didn't?|Blimey, you know everything, you do. {12509}{12586}You, sir, do you think|you could find me a taxi? {12592}{12633}Madam, it's stopped raining. {12639}{12708}You can get a motorbus to Hampton Court. {12714}{12739}Isn't that where you live? {12745}{12791}What impertinence! {12797}{12919}Tell 'im where he comes from,|if you wanta go fortune-telling. {12933}{13021}Cheltenham, Harrow... {13027}{13109}...Cambridge and... {13121}{13143}...India? {13149}{13180}Quite right. {13186}{13238}He ain't a tec, he's a bloomin' busybody. {13244}{13308}Do you do this sort of thing|for a living at a music hall? {13314}{13361}I have thought of it.|Perhaps I will one day. {13367}{13443}He's no gentleman, he ain't,|to interfere with a poor girl! {13449}{13486}How do you do it, may I ask? {13492}{13614}Simple phonetics. The science of speech.|That's my profession. Also my hobby. {13620}{13690}Anyone can spot an Irishman|or a Yorkshireman by his brogue... {13696}{13743}...but I can place a man within six miles. {13749}{13838}I can place 'im within two miles in London.|Sometimes within two streets. {13844}{13907}Ought to be ashamed of 'imself,|unmanly coward. {13913}{13954}- Is there a living in that?|- Oh, yes. {13960}{14046}Let him mind his own business|and leave a poor girl alone. {14052}{14110}Cease this detestable|boohooing instantly... {14116}{14198}...or else seek the shelter|of some other place of worship! {14204}{14274}I have a right to be here if I like,|same as you! {14280}{14342}A woman who utters such disgusting,|depressing noises... {14348}{14405}...has no right to be anywhere,|no right to live. {14411}{14450}Remember, you're a human with a soul... {14456}{14518}...and the divine gift of articulate speech. {14524}{14592}Your native language is the language|of Shakespeare and... {14598}{14735}...Milton and the Bible. Don't sit there|crooning like a bilious pigeon. {14755}{14826}## Look at her, a prisoner of the gutters # {14832}{14908}# Condemned by every syllable she utters # {14914}{14984}# By right she should be taken out and hung # {14990}{15099}# For the cold-blooded murder|of the English tongue # {15115}{15152}Heavens, what a sound! {15158}{15217}# This is what the British population # {15223}{15286}# Calls an elementary education # {15292}{15351}Come, sir, I think you've picked|a poor example. {15357}{15397}Did I? {15403}{15490}# Hear them down in Soho Square|Dropping H's everywhere # {15496}{15570}# Speaking English any way they like # {15576}{15618}# Hey, you, sir, did you go to school? # {15624}{15660}# What ya tike me for, a fool? # {15666}{15754}# No one taught him 'take' instead of 'tike' # {15760}{15839}# Hear a Yorkshireman, or worse|Hear a Cornishman converse # {15845}{15923}# I'd rather hear a choir singing flat # {15929}{16006}# Chickens cackling in a barn|Just like this one # {16012}{16044}# Garn! # {16050}{16088}# Garn! # {16094}{16167}# I ask you, sir, what sort of word is that? # {16173}{16249}# It's 'aoow' and 'garn'|that keep her in her place # {16255}{16344}# Not her wretched clothes and dirty face # {16350}{16430}# Why can't the English|teach their children how to speak? # {16436}{16520}# This verbal class distinction|by now should be antique # {16526}{16608}#If you spoke as she does, sir,|instead of the way you do # {16614}{16673}# Why, you might be selling flowers, too # {16679}{16700}I beg your pardon. {16706}{16790}# An Englishman's way of speaking|absolutely classifies him # {16796}{16882}# The moment he talks he makes|some other Englishman despise him # {16888}{16959}# One common language|I'm afraid we'll never get # {16965}{17054}# Oh, why can't the English learn to... # {17060}{17189}# ...set a good example to people|whose English is painful to your ears # {17195}{17274}# The Scotch and the Irish|leave you close to tears # {17280}{17388}# There even are places|where English completely disappears # {17394}{17478}# Why, in America|they haven't used it for years! # {17484}{17557}# Why can't the English|teach their children how to speak? # {17563}{17645}# Norwegians learn Norwegian,|the Greeks are taught their Greek # {17651}{17741}# In France every Frenchman|knows his language from 'A' to 'Z' # {17747}{17791}# The French don't care|what they do actually # {17797}{17857}# As long as they pronounce it properly # {17863}{17945}# Arabians learn Arabian|with the speed of summer lightning # {17951}{18035}# The Hebrews learn it backwards|which is absolutely frightening # {18041}{18117}# Use proper English,|you're regarded as a freak # {18123}{18205}# Oh, why can't the English # {18217}{18348}# Why can't the English learn to speak? ## {18503}{18537}Thank you. {18543}{18591}See this creature|with her curbstone English... {18597}{18661}...that'll keep her in the gutter|till the end of her days? {18667}{18764}In six months I could pass her off|as a duchess at an Embassy Ball. {18770}{18838}I could get her a job as a lady's maid|or a shop assistant... {18844}{18884}...which requires better English. {18890}{18934}What's that you say? {18940}{18993}Yes, you squashed cabbage leaf! {18999}{19065}You disgrace to the noble architecture|of these columns! {19071}{19156}You incarnate insult|to the English language! {19162}{19265}I could pass you off as the Queen of Sheba. {19280}{19324}You don't believe that, Capt'n? {19330}{19424}Anything's possible.|I, myself, am a student of Indian dialects. {19430}{19543}Are you? Do you know Colonel Pickering,|the author of "Spoken Sanskrit"? {19549}{19604}I am Colonel Pickering. Who are you? {19610}{19678}I'm Henry Higgins, author of|{y:i}Higgins' Universal Alphabet. {19684}{19742}I came from India to meet you! {19748}{19837}I was going to India to meet you! {19882}{19922}- Where are you staying?|- At the Carleton. {19928}{19992}No, you're not.|You're staying at 27 A Wimpole Street. {19998}{20061}You come with me.|We'll have a little jaw over supper. {20067}{20111}Indian dialects have always fascinated me. {20117}{20157}Buy a flower. I'm short for me lodgin'. {20163}{20182}Liar! {20188}{20241}You said y...
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