{1}{75}Butterfly.Man.2002.DVDRip.XviD-VALiOMEDiA {2447}{2546}- Show me how to go this place.|- (THAI Pai-tang-non-ja) {2548}{2644}- No, go to this way?|- (THAI Mai-chai-pai-tang-non) {2646}{2753}(THAI 163/2 Ban-Kok-Putsa) {2759}{2804}Can anyone here speak English? {3326}{3388}I'm looking for this village... {3393}{3463}Seem to have lost my way. {3465}{3586}No problem you are here.|This is Ban Kok Putsa. {3907}{3976}I have important news to tell you... {3986}{4050}I've come a long way... {4563}{4656}"Amazing Thailand", 6,000 miles. {4658}{4796}Another continent, another culture,|another planet. {4804}{4885}Great feeling to be leaving England behind. {4887}{4935}Don't know what to expect... {4937}{4992}but hoping for something new. {5541}{5636}Thailand was Kate's idea|to develop our relationship. {5644}{5675}But driving from the airport, {5677}{5739}Bangkok didn't quite seem|what we had expected. {5741}{5837}Somehow I'd imagined something|a little less... concrete, {5839}{5888}less western. {6126}{6212}Twenty baht, huh? {6449}{6544}Hey, want to look here, madam.|Have everything you want. {6550}{6594}Check this. {6636}{6658}Come on, Kate. {6660}{6705}- What're you doing?|- I thought you needed a bed. {6707}{6748}Can't you just wait a minute? {6750}{6823}So let's dump the bags...|then go shopping yeah... {6825}{6915}You want room? Have room here. {7558}{7604}I'm going out. {7606}{7651}Going out where? {7653}{7702}Don't know... somewhere... outside. {7704}{7749}Meet some locals. {7751}{7785}By yourself? {7787}{7842}For a couple of hours, yeah... {7851}{7917}- What?|- Nothing. {7924}{7974}Give me a break. {7982}{8038}You want a break, fine, have one. {8040}{8118}but I won't be here when you get back. {8198}{8275}- Come on Kate. You're tired...|- Well, you noticed. {8277}{8320}You've been acting funny|since you been on the plane. {8322}{8389}Yeah... well, travel does that|to some people. {8391}{8460}And after all I am a woman... {8465}{8516}Tell me about it. {8577}{8646}Maybe we should just forget it. {8669}{8711}What do you mean? {8720}{8747}Never mind. {8749}{8776}No, what do you mean? {8778}{8836}Adam, just go out and meet your locals. {8838}{8878}If you've got something to say Kate,|just say it. {8880}{8896}Adam just leave it. {8898}{8968}- No... what have you got to say.|- Right. {9007}{9101}I don't fancy you anymore. {9227}{9288}You've brought me all this way|to tell me that. {9290}{9357}No, Adam. I've brought myself|all this way to relax. {9359}{9441}And you are just irritating... {9490}{9554}and so heavy. {9928}{10021}Yes Sir. I can take you. {10326}{10395}A helpful guy in a tuk-tuk offered|to show me around... {10397}{10480}VIP Massage, Good for you. {10482}{10564}...but gazing at girls in a goldfish|bowl isn't really my scene. {10566}{10640}And the endless rows of watches,|CDs and designer labels... {10642}{10742}only reminded me of|what I'm trying to escape from. {10752}{10803}So I wandered off down|an old railway track... {10805}{10944}and got my first taste of Tom Yum soup|and Thai wisdom. {11051}{11164}Farang, farang. Sit down, sit down. {11181}{11248}Farang? What is farang? {11250}{11358}Farang mean foreigner. You farang. {11377}{11499}If you think good, speak good,|do good, happiness come. {11501}{11643}If you think no good,|speak no good, do no good, {11646}{11688}problem come. {11690}{11781}Chork Dee. Good luck for you. {11835}{11889}Kate? {11971}{12039}Adam, I had to cash my cheques,|here is your share... {12041}{12134}sorry, its so bulky but you should|get yourself organised next time. {12136}{12235}You see, I meant it.|Better we go our separate ways - {12248}{12322}maybe this trip will make a man of you. {12324}{12387}See you on the flight home.|Kisses, Kate... {12389}{12451}PS. Don't come looking for me. {12453}{12535}For a moment, Kate's note was a shock... {12537}{12608}then there was a weird sense of relief... {12610}{12659}so when I heard her laughing, {12661}{12755}it was as if I hadn't known her at all. {12808}{12883}Let's get acquainted. {12895}{12971}You want to bought me.|I see you look me, madam. {12973}{13091}I have everything you want. Check me. {13643}{13740}Day 2|Break up with my girlfriend on first night... {13742}{13807}going to take a bus south. {14967}{15090}Inside. Chaweng. Chaweng. {17317}{17369}Yeah, I'll take it. {17975}{18048}I'm really sorry. Was that your dinner? {18074}{18162}I'm sorry. Here. Um... {18170}{18196}(Out... Mai-ao. Mai-ao. ) {18198}{18286}Um... you have small money? {18319}{18401}No, I haven't. It's... it's ok.|Mai pen rai. {18403}{18434}You speak Thai? {18436}{18482}Oh, just phrasebook stuff you know. {18484}{18536}Mai pen rai-no problem. {18538}{18584}Isn't that the first thing you learn|when you get here? {18586}{18633}Sabai, sabai. {18644}{18687}Sabai, sabai. What does that mean? {18689}{18719}Take it easy... {18721}{18780}Come on. You want to play or not? {18782}{18835}I'd love to but I don't think|they gonna let me. {18837}{18916}Sorry, enjoy your food, yeah. {18969}{18989}Bye. {18991}{19051}(OUT Puchai Khon Nee Loe Dee Nor. ) {19053}{19103}(OUT Jai Dee Duay. (Good Heart) {19105}{19175}Let's go. Finally. {19207}{19252}Wait. {19448}{19525}Come on. Your serve. {20373}{20463}Where you going handsome man? {20465}{20492}sit down. {20494}{20563}- No no, I'm just...|- Do you want to drink? {20565}{20626}- No no, I'm not stopping.|- You got lady? {20628}{20690}No... er... no no no, got no lady. {20692}{20717}You want to go with me? {20719}{20822}No... er... well, I'd love to but as|I say I'm just looking around, yeah? {20833}{20885}If you go with me, {20891}{20946}good for you and good for me. {20948}{20997}I take care. {20999}{21069}No charge for you.|I give for free. Lor (Handsome). {21071}{21110}Look, maybe I come back. Yeah... {21112}{21142}- Are you sure?|- Maybe. {21144}{21238}- Sure?|- Sure. See you later yeah? {21644}{21732}I don't have money.|My family is very poor. {21734}{21816}Yeah, baby. That's sweet. {21839}{21925}Excuse me sir. How old are you? {22667}{22732}Yeah, Sorry,|can I have like er... local beer, {22734}{22781}- Thai beer, or something?|- No... no, no, no. {22783}{22899}Try some of this local grog,|recommended. {22901}{23032}Sharpens vision, mildly hallucinogenic. {23050}{23103}Sounds like a bit in contradiction? {23105}{23136}New boy in town, ah? {23138}{23196}Yeah, just been acquainting myself|with the local customs. {23198}{23237}No, no, no, I'll get these. {23239}{23295}I'd be careful carrying that|lot around if I was you, {23297}{23343}specially if you're having a couple|of these, ha. {23345}{23388}Yeah, well... its my divorce settlement. {23390}{23450}Ah... not another broken marriage? {23452}{23526}Yeah, Unbelievable, first night. {23543}{23625}That's no world record in this place son. {23627}{23725}This place does strange things to people. {23737}{23790}Sounds like the voice of experience. {23792}{23837}Oh yes. {23845}{23924}So what do you do,|like work here or something? {23932}{24024}I've got my finger in a few little pies,|you know. {24026}{24069}It's a great life. {24071}{24146}Come along, chin-chin. {24214}{24301}Oh... fuck me. {24413}{24492}Have you tried Thai massage yet? {24507}{24625}Man, you see,|the beauty about Thai massage... {24627}{24697}apart from its health benefits... {24699}{24803}is that you can just lie back, relax. {24805}{24853}For one whole hour... {24855}{24946}some beautiful young woman|is going to pay your body... {24948}{25051}the biggest compliment its ever received. {25053}{25103}And it's Unconditional. {25105}{25147}- But you've got to pay for it?|- Of course you have to pay. {25149}{25193}So it's not exactly Unconditional then is it? {25195}{25267}I'm talking about the emotional stuff. {25269}{25388}No need to get all anxious|about "satisfying your partner". {25390}{25442}I bet your girlfriend never touched you... {25444}{25532}without expecting something in return. {25534}{25611}And you pay 200 baht for an hour - {25613}{25691}I mean, what's that,|the price of a Big Mac? {25693}{25776}You know you'd pay ten times|that in England, {25778}{25844}that's if you could even find|a genuine massage! {25846}{25872}So it's not an excuse for sex? {25874}{26036}Oh no, no, no,|this is a spiritual experience. {26044}{26115}Why don't I take you down to Sao's? {26117}{26175}This wouldn't happen to be one|of pies you have your finger in? {26177}{26219}You could say that, {26221}{26326}and a very tasty pie too, I may add. {26348}{26408}Hey get it Joey? {26440}{26500}Throw away, Jimmy. {26596}{26715}Here, did I tell you to be careful|of backstreet blowjobs with ladyboys. {26717}{26753}No, it wasn't the first thing on my agenda. {26755}{26840}I don't care what you are,|if you are a faggot or anything. {26842}{26950}I don't care.|But you've got to watch them ladyboys. {26958}{26988}Oh... I love you long time. {26990}{27082}Yeah, I'll show you what they do, right.|Undo your pants. {27084}{27128}- Fuck off.|- Come on. {27130}{27217}Undo your pants is a scientific|demonstration. {27219}{27275}- You're having a laugh aren't you?|- This is essential information... {27277}{27359}which you need to know|for your well-being on this island. {27361}{27389}God Almighty {27391}{27429}Listen, so they undo your pants... {27431}{27505}and then they'll pull them down|round your ankles, right... {27507}{27537}and they start giving head, {27539}{27697}oh... yeah... enjoy... you're counting stars. {27699}{27795}and what happens...|they've got their hand in your pockets. {27797}{27881}Catch me... {28032}{28068}So you know the language then, Joey? {28070}{28104}Oh well, you gotta know the essentials. {28106}{28182}You know, like Mao-drunk, {28184}{28245}Ting Tong-crazy {28247}{28332}and Fun Dee-sweet dreams. {28334}{28398}You got...
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