{394}{430}So how's the "marriage"? {501}{558}I know a good lawyer if|you want to get a divorce. {573}{612}We're not getting a divorce. {613}{689}Right, yeah. So would|you like me to call him? {692}{743}No, I would like you to|mind your own business. {765}{790}Well, if you change your mind. {790}{843}I won't change my mind cos|we're not getting a divorce. {878}{950}We're... not giving up|on our marriage, just... {1011}{1057}God, like you'd understand. {1070}{1111}Are you trying to lose weight? {1158}{1234}Oh, right, see you at the|cafe for pancakes, yeah? {1351}{1418}- By the way, we've got a case.|- Huh? {1509}{1602}Yeah. Someone tried to kill|one of those banker arseholes {1602}{1653}who screwed over the entire country. {1655}{1681}Yeah, what happened? {1687}{1762}The banker's being treated for|depression at some fancy clinic, {1769}{1830}somebody sticks a|bomb under his car. {1832}{1909}Everyone's freaking out! {1965}{1998}Yeah, they want us|over there right away. {1998}{2044}Why couldn't you tell|me this half an hour ago? {2045}{2113}You were banging on about|your divorce. You forgot? {2149}{2178}Where do you think you're going? {2178}{2236}You're not wiping your sweaty|thighs all over my upholstery. {2255}{2297}Wiping my sweaty thighs? {2297}{2358}I...I do not have sweaty thighs. {2358}{2420}- It's probably hormonal.|- Is it? Thank you. {2463}{2540}So, er, you better hit the showers.|I'll meet you back at yours. {2551}{2588}Chop, chop. {4175}{4200}Andrew... {4234}{4259}Andrew... {4325}{4350}Andrew... {4370}{4422}How can you not remember|the victim's name? {4423}{4490}Andrew...Ridgeley. {4502}{4526}He was in Wham. {4526}{4560}- Was he?|- Yeah. {4561}{4592}It was something like that. {4594}{4633}I'm useless with names. {4648}{4711}Names, dates, police procedure. {4712}{4772}Are you still upset about|that sweaty thigh thing? {4782}{4822}That's very perceptive. {4822}{4867}I have a gift. {4897}{4957}Naz, my man. {5035}{5081}- There's a body in here.|- Really? {5092}{5120}How did that get there? {5139}{5205}- Who is it?|- Oh, some junkie from the clinic. {5211}{5261}He decides he's had enough|of going cold turkey. {5274}{5380}He wants to feel that sweet heroin|buzz rushing through his veins. {5382}{5431}He tries to steal|Andrew Bridgely's car. {5431}{5456}Bridgely! {5464}{5555}Turns out someone's put|a bomb under it. Boom! {5617}{5642}Come on! {5742}{5777}I think that was his head. {5817}{5851}- Get it off my foot.|- I'm not touching it. {5851}{5897}- Jack, get it off.|- Naz, your job. {5897}{5926}Please get it... OK. {5955}{6010}Get it off! What is that? {6112}{6148}We treat all kinds of conditions: {6148}{6215}depression, addiction,|eating disorders, phobias. {6221}{6249}What's wrong with him? {6257}{6290}Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. {6292}{6317}Yeah? {6468}{6529}Everyone's very distressed|about the bombing. {6528}{6583}- Poor Carl.|- Was he the junkie? {6598}{6650}We prefer the term|"substance abuser". {6650}{6675}So do I. {6676}{6724}And you know, if there's|anything we can do {6729}{6781}to help reassure the|"substance abusers", {6781}{6835}- please let us know.|- Thank you. {6878}{6939}We also specialise in|the treatment of obesity. {6940}{7051}Polly, you've lost two|pounds. Well done. Well done. {7084}{7122}Go, Polly! {7143}{7188}- Well done. Well done.|- Thank you. {7233}{7270}<i>OK, everyone, well,</i> {7270}{7297}<i>that's it for the day...</i> {7347}{7443}So, erm, let me guess.|Obesity and OCD, right? {7476}{7516}She's a cleaner. {7522}{7587}Right, OK. Good work. {7589}{7660}I can really see my face through|the... In those... {7661}{7686}Y-Yeah. {7718}{7769}That's Andrew Bridgely over there. {7779}{7829}He's suffering from|acute depression. {7830}{7877}You need to be careful not|to say anything to him that {7877}{7925}might contribute to|his negative self-image. {7925}{7994}Don't you worry. I've|done rape training. {8061}{8145}Counselling the victims|of, not how to... {8183}{8218}Shall we just, er... {8300}{8325}Hey, {8333}{8366}do me a favour. {8368}{8427}Do him a favour, let|me handle this, OK? {8427}{8469}You think I can't be sensitive? {8479}{8521}I know you can't be sensitive. {8521}{8572}You're just bitter because|your husband's leaving you. {8603}{8643}Which I am incredibly sorry about. {8644}{8679}I feel your pain. {8867}{8897}How are you feeling? {9174}{9219}I think you should deal with this. {9321}{9406}Can you think of anyone|who might want to harm you? {9436}{9516}You mean other than every|taxpayer in the country? {9533}{9636}We were wondering if you could narrow|it down a bit, just, just slightly. {9636}{9714}Perhaps you can think of someone|with a more personal reason? {9714}{9757}My wife, she's a bitch. {9781}{9836}My ex-wife, she's a total bitch. {9837}{9883}My son hates me. {9918}{9999}Erm, ex-colleagues, investors. {10011}{10084}A load of people lost their|pensions when the bank went down. {10098}{10153}Oh, and I'm in dispute with my|neighbour over some conifers. {10153}{10221}He thinks they block|his natural light. {10227}{10293}- Popular guy!|- No, not really. {10298}{10364}Well, you know what Yazz And|The Plastic Population once said, {10369}{10401}"The only way is up". {10427}{10491}Andrew, we'll be maintaining|a police presence during our... {10499}{10547}our...investigation. {10548}{10639}So, if you, if you wouldn't|mind staying on the premises, {10667}{10695}that would be great. {10768}{10809}- Yazz?|- What? {10809}{10852}That is the most annoying song. {10852}{10920}- How's that going to cheer anyone up?|- It's a great song! {10929}{10959}You're such a loser. {10960}{11015}- Worked for Tony Blair.|- That was D:Ream! {11017}{11091}Now they are shite.|Look at these people. {11091}{11123}They're enjoying themselves. {11141}{11179}Look at him, he's|having a good time. {11185}{11247}I didn't realise you were an|expert on psychiatric conditions. {11261}{11323}Since when did everything|become an "illness"? {11342}{11375}When a woman likes|to put it around, {11375}{11417}suddenly she's a sex addict. {11418}{11473}Well, addiction is an illness. {11483}{11557}OK, you put an alcoholic|on a desert island, {11558}{11591}is he still an alcoholic? {11591}{11648}- Yes.|- No. He's just thirsty, {11648}{11684}and probably sunburnt. {11684}{11745}Skin cancer, there's|a proper illness. {11748}{11845}Try curing that with a game of|ping-pong and a bit of yoga, huh? {11891}{11921}OK, will you drop me home? {11922}{11975}And then I think you should|go interview Bridgely's wife. {11976}{12010}Yeah? What are you going to do? {12011}{12062}Erm, I've got some... {12072}{12115}I've got stuff I've got to sort. {12115}{12152}Stuff? What sort of stuff? {12152}{12186}It's none of your business. {12194}{12249}Hey, you don't tell me,|I'll have to follow you. {12250}{12279}Oh, for God's sakes. {12279}{12368}If you really must know, I|am going to the doctors, OK? {12444}{12469}Are you pregnant? {12482}{12517}Trust me, you'd be|the first to know. {12517}{12616}Listen, you get divorced, I'm going|to be the one nine months from now {12617}{12690}in the maternity ward telling you|to breathe and taking all the abuse. {12690}{12811}I think you are the last person|on earth I would want to be there. {12811}{12874}So you'd rather have|Robert Mugabe there than me? {12874}{12903}Absolutely. {12927}{12967}There's a rumour he's got syphilis. {12987}{13020}Me, I'm clean. {13026}{13068}Had a test about a week ago. {13079}{13134}Bit worried about|this girl I slept with. {13144}{13184}She's a sex addict. {13184}{13210}She'd have to be. {13623}{13699}I was wrong to accuse|Dan of cheating on me. {13701}{13829}And obviously I am|desperately sorry about... {13872}{13906}... hitting him. {13920}{14018}But... we were already|having problems, and... {14053}{14107}... I would like Dan|to acknowledge that, {14143}{14173}but he won't. {14177}{14254}He thinks... You think|everything was OK. {14269}{14326}It wasn't. It wasn't. {14326}{14390}Is there something you'd|like to say to Kate? {14432}{14457}Dan? {14458}{14484}What's the point? {14493}{14616}Well, erm, this is an opportunity|for you to tell Kate how you feel. {14633}{14680}Since when does how I|feel count for anything? {14695}{14720}That's a laugh. {14732}{14784}- Of course it counts.|- No, no. {14784}{14841}What matters is how|everything effects you. {14841}{14895}You're the centre of the universe. {14908}{14947}Everyone else is just... {14948}{15014}just comes a distant,|distant second. {15033}{15086}You're never satisfied.|You always want more. {15086}{15112}There's always something else. {15112}{15159}"When's this going to happen?"|"When's that going to happen?" {15171}{15232}You go on at me to take you|on holiday for your birthday, {15233}{15296}but get upset when you don't|have a present to open on the day. {15296}{15351}I think it's nice to|have something to unwrap. {15351}{15410}Ten days in Trinidad and Tobago! {15410}{15452}That's not a proper present. {15454}{15530}Maybe I should've wrapped you|up some sand, or a coconut. {15581}{15616}You could have got me a card. {15622}{15668}What is it with you and cards? {15695}{15731}Bloody cards! You can't take a shit in someone's|house without sending them a thank you card. {15731}{15800}- Legenda n?o traduzida - {15834}{15883}You're so irritating! {15883}{15913}Everything you do. {15913}{15988}Why do you have to fill the|kettle to make one cup of tea? {15988}{16062}- I might want another cup.|- Is the tap going to run out of water? No. {16062}{16129}Just boil what you need! Jesus. {16158}{16269}And if I have to lie there listening to|you breathe in your sleep one...
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