Mondo Cane 2 (1964).txt

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00:00:06:MONDO CANE 2
00:00:52:As we all know, the English|deeply love England, family,
00:00:56:weekends, the Queen, the tea,|but most of all animals.
00:00:59:Among the 41 million|British subjects,
00:01:02:dogs are the most loved,|pampered,
00:01:05:and legally protected|living beings.
00:01:08:The first Mondo Cane|was prohibited in England,
00:01:11:only because of those scenes|that showed
00:01:13:dogs as victims|of human cruelty.
00:01:16:We reverently comply|with the judgment
00:01:19:of the English censor and,|to prove our repentance,
00:01:24:we offer him this almost|bloodless new version.
00:01:28:This sequence is actually|one of the few exceptions.
00:01:32:We shot it at|a hospital in London,
00:01:35:where every day tens of dogs|undergo the removal
00:01:38:of their vocal chords|so that the surgeons
00:01:41:can vivisect them without being|disturbed by their yelps.
00:01:44:We have introduced|this scene at the start
00:01:46:so that the English censor|may use, at his leisure,
00:01:49:the surgical lancet.
00:01:51:By just one strike of|the lancet, he will be able
00:01:54:to amputate our film|without causing any dog
00:01:58:to yelp or curse|the name of the filmmakers.
00:02:22:Yes, we must admit that in Italy|a dog's life is a lot
00:02:28:more frivolous and much|less rewarding.
00:02:29:Whilst in England|they have to cooperate
00:02:32:with the world of science,|in Italy they have to settle
00:02:35:for cooperating with|the world of fashion.
00:02:37:Emilio Federico Schubert,|the famous Roman stylist,
00:02:39:said that this year,|a striped dress requires
00:02:42:a striped dog,|but it would be unforgivable
00:02:45:to wear a polka dot dress|without a polka dot dog.
00:04:01:Of course no hairdresser|can give a dog
00:04:03:the same rewards given to him|by a surgeon, but that's life.
00:04:06:If some dogs are denied the|privilege of losing their skin,
00:04:10:some others have to settle|for losing just their coat.
00:04:23:Losing your hair,|here at Sant'Antimo,
00:04:25:in the Aversa province,|is very lucrative.
00:04:28:Now that wigs are back,|they go for as much as
00:04:31:9 thousand liras a kilo.
00:04:32:A fortune that had been ignored|for many centuries
00:04:36:by the women of|our underdeveloped south.
00:04:56:The increasing request|of braids and straight hair
00:04:58:that gets stuck in the comb,
00:05:01:makes Aversa one the most|combed Provinces of Italy,
00:05:04:maybe of the world.
00:05:06:This is first quality hair|and the American market,
00:05:09:in particular, pays millions|for the exceptional softness
00:05:12:of its texture|which is caused, it seems,
00:05:14:by having grown|on malnourished scalps
00:05:17:with a high shortage|of vitamins.
00:05:19:Nowhere else as in Sant'Antimo,|where women pay off
00:05:22:much better than sheep,|the economy has boomed
00:05:25:with such a loud blast.
00:05:52:Washed, skimmed, carded,|boiled, pressed, bleached,
00:05:55:and newly colored,
00:05:57:Sant'Antimo's hair ends up here,
00:06:00:in one of the many|American beauty institutes,
00:06:03:at the lady's maintenance|and spare parts department.
00:06:06:In America, where women work,
00:06:08:wearing a wig is not|a luxury or an oddity.
00:06:11:It's a social necessity.
00:06:13:The American woman cannot waste|her time with her hairdresser.
00:06:16:She may, at most,|send her head to him,
00:06:18:but she'll leave|the rest of herself at work.
00:06:57:It's 5 o'clock, an average|day in an average office.
00:07:01:In this very moment, all over|America, 24 million employees
00:07:05:wear a wig simultaneously,|eager to find,
00:07:09:as fast as possible,|the unmistakable
00:07:11:signs of their womanhood.
00:07:14:Of the 8 million dollars|of hair imported by the U.S.
00:07:17:From Italy every year,
00:07:19:only a small percentage|is bound to replant the old
00:07:23:scalps of the Rothschild|and Vanderbilt widows.
00:07:27:The largest locks|of locks end up here,
00:07:30:on the hundred heads|of the American Medusa.
00:08:03:And here is an example of|professional use of wigs.
00:08:06:In hundreds of nightclubs,
00:08:10:the locks of hair|from Sant'Antimo's women
00:08:13:are the main fiction of these|fake professionals of vice.
00:08:58:Since beautiful Coxinelle
00:08:59:complied with|her fatherhood instinct
00:09:01:and married a good old boy,|genuine produces are short.
00:09:06:One can only rely|on unemployed businessmen,
00:09:09:or even some retired colonel,
00:09:12:provided they have|some dark precedent,
00:09:16:like having played in college
00:09:18:the role of|Desdemona or Sleeping Beauty.
00:09:51:To almost all of them,|this is a shameful secret,
00:09:53:known only to their wives,|not to their children.
00:10:16:Still, sometimes|to dress like a woman
00:10:19:may be a manly business.
00:10:21:These kinds of scenes|are rather frequent
00:10:23:at the police stations|of many American cities
00:10:26:facing the social evil|of sadists and sexual maniacs.
00:10:41:Padded, shaved, perfumed,|powdered, dressed up,
00:10:45:these palatable cops|will work as decoy agents
00:10:48:on the public benches|or under the suburban lampposts.
00:10:52:Believe it or not, by strolling|around on the sidewalks,
00:10:55:they're able to get|4 to 6 sadists a night.
00:10:57:But as soon as they fondle|within those soft laces,
00:11:00:the suspects meet their match.
00:11:29:A statistic, secondary fact:
00:11:32:Each of these|unpredictable Venuses
00:11:34:is propositioned|each night some 30 times
00:11:37:by sexually normal individuals,
00:11:38:which really makes|them very mad.
00:12:35:Mexican cops get very mad too|when they miss the target,
00:12:39:especially|when they hurt someone.
00:12:44:It happens very rarely|but it does happen.
00:13:40:The truth is,|Mexicans have a rather
00:13:43:original concept about death.
00:13:45:Look at the way|they celebrate November 2.
00:13:48:Human skulls filled|with chantilly cream, which,
00:13:51:among all the|desserts by the scoop,
00:13:53:is the one that looks|most like brains.
00:14:07:Much requested by children,|the uncle Judas dead bodies
00:14:11:are real size marzipan|dummies reproducing
00:14:13:the ugly features|of the traitor,
00:14:18:hanging from the fig tree.
00:14:20:As it happens to all|those who die violently,
00:14:22:Judas too has|undergone an autopsy,
00:14:24:so that, through|the wide gash of his belly,
00:14:26:one can enjoy the view|of his bowels:
00:14:29:Heart, lungs, liver, pancreas,|kidneys are selling like crazy.
00:14:33:But soon, the toughest parts|of the old scoundrel
00:14:37:will be devoured|also by public acclaim.
00:14:54:Mexico loves its own dead|and hates Judas
00:14:58:who dishonors the category.
00:14:59:With this very ancient rite,|they rid themselves
00:15:03:of an unpleasant neighbor|in a clearly rational way.
00:15:22:The Mexican method|to get rid of parasites
00:15:24:is equally rational.
00:15:26:These bugs are extremely|harmful to the agriculture.
00:15:29:The Mexicans like them alive,|wrapped in tortillas
00:15:32:and with a spread of hot salsa.
00:15:34:Pressing energetically|these tasty omelets
00:15:36:with one finger before|putting them in one's mouth
00:15:39:causes the bugs to give off|that typical odor that makes
00:15:41:the whole thing|even more appetizing.
00:16:31:But the importance|of the bugs in the national
00:16:34:economy is not limited|to nutrition.
00:16:37:Some jewelers|have recently launched
00:16:39:the fashion of|the evening dress bug.
00:16:42:They cover it with|small golden or platinum armor,
00:16:45:studded with precious stones.
00:16:47:Once again, a soft stroke|of the fingers causes
00:16:50:the "jewel" to give off|the same sharp odor
00:16:54:that makes it|even more charming.
00:17:11:Besides, decorating|decorative animals
00:17:14:is not a new fashion.
00:17:15:In New York, for instance,
00:17:17:there are special|jewelers for dogs,
00:17:19:where the faithful|woman's friend can find
00:17:22:a collar, a leash,|or even a pair of earrings
00:17:24:for the reasonable|amount of $20,000.
00:17:27:Make no mistake,
00:17:28:the American women|feel a totally particular
00:17:30:kind of affection|for their dogs.
00:17:32:Among the New York Times|classified ads,
00:17:35:it's not unusual to read|an ad such as this:
00:17:37:"Black poodle lost.|$5,000 reward
00:17:41:for bringing back|just his collar."
00:17:59:"A collar of flowers|in Honolulu for only $5,000."
00:18:03:Says another ad|in the same newspaper
00:18:06:and promises, for that amount,|10 wild days under the sun
00:18:11:of this magic island that will|bring back youth and vigor.
00:18:49:Near the source|of radioactive mud,
00:18:52:the speaker is translating,|for the wild tourists,
00:18:54:an old Chinese saying, that|goes: "Aloha, Athema, ha ha"
00:19:07:According to the speaker,|the translation of
00:19:10:"Aloha, Athema, ha ha", a brief|but wise Hawaiian saying, is:
00:19:16:After her first|half century of splendor,
00:19:18:the white woman|finds out that her skin
00:19:21:is a little worn out,|but she has hopes:
00:19:23:For only $65,|taxes included,
00:19:27:the volcanic, radioactive mud|of this blazing island
00:19:31:will miraculously make|the shining whiteness
00:19:33:of her skin mesmerize again
00:19:36:to her husband's|astonished eyes.
00:19:39:"Aloha, Athema ha ba."
00:20:31:This mud of a totally|different nature is used
00:20:33:by the women of|the African Masai villages.
00:20:36:It's that organic,|viscid, sticky mud that,
00:20:38:in our areas,|has a terrible reputation
00:20:41:and is uneasy to mention.
00:20:43:But here it's used|for all purposes: As fuel,
00:20:46:construction material,|dis...
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