RPG Book of Sex.pdf

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE

FOR FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING GAMES

The ruling passion, be it what it will,

the ruling passion conquers reason still.

--- Alexander Pope

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry,

Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

--- Shakespeare

Passion often makes a madman of the cleverest

man, and renders the greatest fools clever.

--- La Rouchefoucauld

She weaves the winding-sheets of souls, and lays

them in the urn of everlasting death.

--- Pollok

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either to young, to immature, or not a good enough role-player to

handle the topics presented here.

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Initial Reactions To This Guide

Preface

Guide Game Mechanics

The Wild-Thing Rules

Inter-Species Fertility

Conception: What are the odds?

Pregnancy In A RPG?

When Does The Stork Come?

Spells For The Mother

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

On The Subject Of A Shapechanging Mother And Child

The Baby is Here! What Ya' Got?

Sexual Tendency

The Bitch Rule

The Rack Critical Hit Chart: For Men Only

Seduction: More Than Reaction Rolls

Seduction For The Professional

Non-Weapon Skills

Sexualis Morbus (Sexual Diseases)

Sexual Insanity?

On Sex And Sexuality In The Realms

Spells With Zip

Clerics Would Use These Spells?

A Bard's Sexual Spell-Songs

Sexual Psionic Powers

Magic Items Your Mom Wouldn't Approve Of

Cupid's Chaotic Arrows

Protection Of The Worst Kind (For The Male)

Houri: Wizard Sub-Class

Seducer: Wizard Sub-Class

Seductress: Rogue Sub-Class

Psiducer: Psionicist Sub-Class

"I'm Just A Gigolo..." Gigolo: Bard Sub-Class

Getting To Know A Prostitute (Random Generator)

Filling The House Of Ill Repute

Case: The Blue Tavern (Entertainment And Pleasure)

Encounter Non-Player Characters

Porno Periodicals Of Humanoids

Sexist Quotes

Other Tidbits

An Abyss Level

Adventuring Ideas

ESSAY: What If A Character Rapes A NPC?

ESSAY: Has Anyone Played A Homosexual Character?

Plots For Homosexual Characters

A Few Good Stories

Special Thanks

The INTERET Controversy Of The Guide

LAST UPDATE: 01/01/96

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INITIAL REACTIONS TO THIS GUIDE

"I think that saying 'my campaign has no place for sex because my

players satisfy their sexual needs elsewhere' is roughly the same as

boasting that your campaign has no place for the green color, because

when your players want to see green, they go and look at your petunias.

Our lives and our characters' lives are different things altogether."

--- Luwain

"The sex guide is interesting to say the least."

"...it's a pretty handy guide to have really."

--- Matt

"The people in my group love the guide!!!"

"Imagine my player's face when he realized he had screwed a

wight lich !!!"

--- Larry

"...let me intrude to tell you that my wife and I really like

what you have come up with."

"We both have rather chaotic sensual souls as characters."

--- Morgan Blackheart

"It certainly has some interesting ideas in there."

"My friend, who is GM'ing this rather, umm, slutty city, has made good

usage from it..."

--- Steve

"There where nice ideas." "Great Idea & Fun!"

"...it looks GREAT !!!" "It looks good & Fun."

--- Vinnie

"Well, I've read over the pages and it looks GREAT!"

--- Mike

"It takes perversion to a higher level."

--- Brian

"I...found it quite enjoyable and reasonable for application to RPGs."

"The guide is really good -- I am very impressed with the work..."

--- Jason

"I have looked it over gleefully..."

--- Lonadar

"It looks great! We've been pondering the problems of pregnancy...It

looks as if your manual will take care of that and lots lots lots

more."

--- Lisamarie Babik

"I also wanted to tell you that your compilation of sex in RPG rules

was hilariously funny and extremely FUN."

--- Adam

"...really wild! I really enjoyed the humor and couldn't resist in

printing a copy for myself."

"The sex guide did have its moments..."

"I am looking forward in hearing from you again."

--- The Mage (Nancy)

"Reading your guide was real fun and I think using it will be even more

fun."

--- Mike

"I enjoyed your guide, and it will certainly add some spice to my next

campaign."

--- Mike W.

"I just wanted to commend you for the guide... It was great... the

imagination of everyone involved was excellent."

--- J.J.

"Fascinating guide you have here."

"You and others have obviously spent a lot of time and effort bringing

it to its present incarnation."

"I am most impressed, and can't wait to pore over it in more detail."

--- Corwin

"Interesting and amusing."

--- David

"I found it really amusing, and while I'm not sure if I will use its

materials in my games I find it is really inspiring..."

--- Roberto Di Meglio

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!! I just looked over the Sex Guide and

I must say: FANTASTIC!!! GREAT!!! SUPERB!!!!"

--- Alexander

"Excellent work, and thorough."

--- Scott

"I read you guide... Its very good!!! Thanks a lot."

--- Carlos

"Thank you very much! From the short look I had at the guide just now

it looks good and useful. Always nice to see something both amusing and

functional."

--- Rhonda

"...by the way I am greatly impressed -- it will help out with my GMing

immensely."

--- Sasha

"I just wanted to write and tell you I loved it..."

"It was amazing."

"I didn't realize how much you could actually put into SEX in RPGs."

"I plan to be starting an RPG world soon, and I hope to use it."

"Thank you very much, and once again, I think you have done a marvelous

job!"

--- James

"Most Excellent!"

--- Joe

"I really really enjoy the guide to sex!"

"I think it is the funniest thing I have read in a long time."

"Bravo, good job, two thumbs up."

--- Thomas Forlorn

"I enjoyed the Guide to Sex. It was worth many a hearty guffaw."

--- Robin

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