{1}{72}movie info: XVID 624x352 23.976fps 349.7 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {666}{711}Who is it? {715}{739}{y:i} {y:i}It's Tom. {743}{813}Tom, your husband? {846}{919}What's he doing here? {1075}{1118}Uh, what's going on? {1122}{1151}I'm sorry, I know I'm|not supposed to be here, {1155}{1220}but Evelyn's school|contract's due tomorrow. {1224}{1258}I knew I was forgetting something. {1262}{1338}Let me, uh, find a pen. {1374}{1432}Hey. Hey. {1436}{1491}Not quite sure what Emily post|recommends in this situation, {1495}{1520}but I'm Tom. {1524}{1574}Damien. Hey. {1578}{1630}Sorry to intrude. {1634}{1670}I just--I wasn't quite sure|when she'd be coming home. {1674}{1698}No problem. {1702}{1738}{y:i}Thank you so much {y:i}for catching this. {1742}{1796}Yeah. {1826}{1871}Well, I'll get out of your way,|it was good to meet you, {1875}{1898}{y:i}and I'll see you later,|{y:i}hon. {1902}{1955}Bye. {2130}{2184}So... {2194}{2234}{y:i}Seems like a nice guy. {2238}{2282}Ooh. {2286}{2335}Jules, you okay? {2339}{2366}No, my stomach. {2370}{2436}Here. Lie down. {2474}{2512}Ow! {2516}{2546}Try to-- {2550}{2608}get Tom. {2614}{2678}Ow! {y:i}Tom! {2966}{3024}♪ ♪ {3512}{3540}You know what would be perfect? {3544}{3610}Hmm? French toast tower. {3614}{3642}You still go to Mickey's? {3646}{3681}What's your cholesterol? {3685}{3740}It's my one vice. I'm keeping it. {3744}{3810}As much as I would love|to clog my arteries, {3814}{3882}I have a 10:00 ct and I|still have to race home, {3886}{3948}get changed. {3988}{4079}Maybe you could keep|some clothes here. {4083}{4148}Maybe I could. {4191}{4240}He's just trying to|get into your skirts. {4244}{4305}And I don't mean metaphorically. {4309}{4368}Well, he's got the legs for it. {4372}{4451}So I will see you tonight? {4477}{4531}Yeah. {4648}{4675}Bye, House. {4679}{4746}Have a nice day. {4810}{4858}"Have a nice day." {4862}{4894}How civilized. {4898}{4975}I said I'd stay t of it. {5025}{5061}What? {5065}{5089}Nothing. {5093}{5123}Clearly something. {5127}{5158}Nope. {5162}{5189}{y:i}House, on a list {y:i}of your attributes, {5193}{5243}there's nothing that|even rhymes with "coy." {5247}{5350}Okay, I may have seen|something in the fridge. {5368}{5443}Like the end of your relationship. {5447}{5508}She put the milk in the|door and not on the shelf. {5512}{5540}It's not a big deal. {5544}{5567}You hate that she did that, {5571}{5615}but you didn't say anything. {5619}{5657}You're trying to get us to fight. {5661}{5694}No, I'm trying to help. {5698}{5743}If you got an issue, let her know. {5747}{5774}I should have known|that you weren't done {5778}{5816}sabotaging this. {5820}{5870}Fine. Stew in your irritation. {5874}{5916}{y:i}And sure, last time|{y:i}it bubbled over {5920}{5952}{y:i}into resentment and rage, {5956}{5994}leading ultimately|to a painful divorce {5998}{6051}that neither of you ever|really recovered from, {6055}{6149}but I'm sure this|time it'll be great. {6394}{6443}Interesting case. {6447}{6504}35-year-old woman with|fever and abdominal pain. {6508}{6564}E.R. ruled out all|the usual suspects. {6568}{6611}Stop before you|interest me to death. {6615}{6691}And she's in an open marriage. {6695}{6737}That's not interesting.|It's just weird. {6741}{6769}{y:i} {y:i}Know what's weirder? {6773}{6842}That other humans are|monogamous in the first place. {6846}{6902}{y:i}No other species on the planet|{y:i}mates for life {6906}{6937}and if you're gonna bring up swans, {6941}{6976}they cheat like everybody else. {6980}{7036}They just have better|pr than rabbits. {7040}{7090}Animals also eat their young|and kill their rivals. {7094}{7126}That make it weird|that most of us don't? {7130}{7171}Says the guy whose|opposable thumbs have been {7175}{7219}all over how many women|who aren't his wife? {7223}{7299}A functional open marriage|is like a Unicorn. {7303}{7339}It's a mythical creature|that doesn't exist. {7343}{7378}Someone always ends up unhappy. {7382}{7422}{y:i}Our patient's unhappy {y:i}becau|se she's suffering {7426}{7468}from an intestinal blockage. {7472}{7510}Boring. {7514}{7547}Then we have to find a|reason to rule it out. {7551}{7603}What about herpes colitis? {7607}{7648}She picks up the infection|from one of her partners. {7652}{7681}It takes root in her colon. {7685}{7726}Std panel was clean. {7730}{7759}Chances are, this couple was|unhappy in the first place. {7763}{7801}{y:i}This is their attempt|{y:i}to save something {7805}{7867}that never-- {7898}{7950}go on. {7954}{8011}{y:i} {y:i}Herpes might not|register {8015}{8043}if she was exposed in|the last six weeks. {8047}{8139}But it would show up|on a barium enema. {8143}{8197}Wait. {8215}{8239}You're gonna do it? {8243}{8291}Gotta see if our|patient's a Unicorn {8295}{8343}or just a slutty horse. {8347}{8432}Think how much fun|Taub could be having. {8436}{8528}Barium coats the inner|lining of your colon. {8532}{8581}Lets us get a good look|at it on the X-ray. {8585}{8634}I can get somebody|else to pick up Evelyn. {8638}{8665}{y:i}I feel like {y:i}i'm abandoning you. {8669}{8718}I'm on painkillers. {8722}{8765}I'd rather this not|be what you think of {8769}{8866}{y:i}every time you look {y:i}at my butt. {8946}{9013}{y:i}Okay, roll onto your side. {9017}{9091}It's fill 'er up time. {9228}{9279}So is Evelyn his new squeeze? {9283}{9330}She's our daughter. {9334}{9371}{y:i}Must be interesting {9375}{9426}growing up in a production of {y:i}Oh!|Calcutta! {9430}{9467}She's six. {9471}{9503}She knows as much|about our sex life {9507}{9535}as any other kid her age. {9539}{9609}You can explain that|she's the reason {9613}{9648}the two of you stayed married. {9652}{9694}You've been in the|room five minutes. {9698}{9734}You got us all figured out. {9738}{9773}{y:i}Of course, {y:i}you left out|the part {9777}{9801}{y:i}where we love each other {9805}{9834}and we want to grow old together. {9838}{9884}But you just don't want|to be young together. {9888}{9927}Look, when you think about it, {9931}{9968}tons of couples do what we do. {9972}{10007}It's just that with most of them, {10011}{10064}one spouse doesn't know about it. {10068}{10103}We decided things work better {10107}{10201}when people tell|each other the truth. {10225}{10278}Tank's full. {10282}{10366}I'll page the radiology elves. {10456}{10482}I'm not saying I hate it. {10486}{10515}Just doesn't go with your eyes. {10519}{10542}You hate it. {10546}{10583}Little bit. {10587}{10618}Any more heartless critiques {10622}{10660}of my general appearance? {10664}{10743}{y:i} {y:i}Nope. All done. {10759}{10845}So is she as bendy as she looks? {10875}{10895}Maya and I are just friends. {10899}{10936}No, you and I are friends {10940}{10995}and you don't have coffee|with me three times a week. {10999}{11041}She's an interesting person. {11045}{11090}She grew up in Ohio.|She has three brothers. {11094}{11119}Fascinating. {11123}{11151}Last week, that Cambodian lab tech {11155}{11205}was telling us how he|survived the Killing Fields {11209}{11254}and you left to go get a donut. {11258}{11295}So we flirt. It's fun. {11299}{11327}It's dangerous. {11331}{11363}That woman would totally do you. {11367}{11410}You think? {11414}{11449}Nothing is gonna happen. {11453}{11491}All I'm saying is if you|want to be on a diet, {11495}{11585}you might want to stop hanging|out by the dessert cart. {11589}{11639}X-ray was clean. {11643}{11677}She doesn't have herpes colitis {11681}{11714}or abdominal pain. {11718}{11768}It stopped hurting|during the X-ray, {11772}{11819}which means it was just an|intestinal blockage that passed. {11823}{11859}We should discharge her.|Absolutely. {11863}{11935}There's no need to find|any underlying cause {11939}{11983}'cause these things|never happen twice. {11987}{12046}Take her digestive|system for a test drive. {12050}{12087}Give her a radio-opaque milkshake. {12091}{12126}X-ray every 15 minutes to see {12130}{12168}if it makes any unscheduled|stops on the way through. {12172}{12207}We'll be here all night. {12211}{12248}No, Taub will be here all night. {12252}{12299}Talk to the Unicorn {12303}{12353}and then tell me you don't believe. {12357}{12394}I did an abdominal|ct on a kid today {12398}{12448}and found a six-inch bezoar {12452}{12506}made entirely of gum. {12510}{12551}I mean, who gives a three-year-old {12555}{12632}an endless supply of g-- {12699}{12723}you okay? {12727}{12781}Yeah. {12816}{12847}I mean, there was hair in it {12851}{12931}and maybe a piece of paper. {12975}{13051}So... how long you been married? {13055}{13157}One of the few drawbacks|of having an open marriage. {13161}{13231}Nobody ever asks me about|current events or the weather. {13235}{13319}Yankees look good this season. {13371}{13419}Seven years. {13423}{13515}And, uh, how long have you-|you know? {13542}{13625}After three years, we realized|that traditional marriage {13629}{13674}was making us both miserable. {13678}{13755}Most people get|divorced at that point. {13759}{13783}Yeah, we didn't want|to get divorced. {13787}{13818}We still loved each other. {13822}{13903}We just realized that|expecting one person {13907}{13973}to fulfill all of your needs|forever is unrealistic. {13977}{14040}There are happy monogamous|couples out there. {14044}{14088}{y:i}Sure. {14092}{14126}{y:i}One or two have {y:i}the perfect marriage. {14130}{14199}{y:i}Everybody else has figured out|{y:i}how to settle for less. {14203}{14306}{y:i}I don't want to settle and {y:i}end|up resenting my husband. {14310}{14367}{y:i}I'd rather g the 10%|{y:i}he doesn't give me {14371}{14460}{y:i}somewhere else so that {y:i}i c|an really appreciate him {14464}{14542}{y:i}for the 90% he does. {14607}{14657}{y:i}I think something's wrong. {14661}{14681}With your stomach? {14685}{14756}My he...
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