{1}{75}/SubEdit b.4056 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {115}{183}Wait, Katie! {210}{276}- You know she's close.|- How do you know? The scent? {280}{402}No, there's paw prints|by that tree over there. {585}{754}So they're not going to blow a fuse|if I get you back a little late, are they? {910}{1096}In the future I'd appreciate it if you dropped|my students off before you go tracking through the mud. {1100}{1136}Yeah, I'll do that. {1140}{1206}You keep forgetting something.|I always win. {1210}{1241}What's the problem? {1245}{1366}- First one to the buoy and back.|- Wait, Katie {1410}{1454}Kat. {1480}{1526}Will you talk to me? {1530}{1606}I mean, hey, what's up? {1610}{1721}One minute we're having a good time,|the next you want to be taken home. {1725}{1796}Couldn't have been|that bad a kiss. {1800}{1859}Katie! {1870}{1976}Why would you want me?|I go to a high school for freaks. {1980}{2066}You're not a freak, Kat. {2070}{2236}- Believe me, Hank, your life will be a lot simpler without me.|- Wait a minute, no, don't just blow me off. {2240}{2308}Wait, Katie. {2355}{2441}You're not a freak, Kat. {4130}{4224}Been checking you out lately. {4240}{4311}It's about time. {4315}{4449}So I was thinking that,|you and I could hook up later. {4487}{4591}- You mean like, sex?|- Yeah, maybe. {4665}{4742}Sounds good to me. {4810}{4844}If she's gonna keep on doing this, {4848}{4896}you can count me out|of your little experiment, Jeff. {4900}{4996}All right. All right.|You two can come down now. {5000}{5115}Very nice, authenticity,|Scott and Shelby. {5160}{5296}Can't even keep your hormones in check,|even for a class project? {5300}{5421}Can't help it|if they have a mind of their own. {5425}{5561}That wasn't exactly what I was trying|to accomplish here, but you get the general idea. {5565}{5707}Sex is a very powerful thing,|but sex also has consequences. {5760}{5886}If god really wanted us to "just say no,"|I mean, why did he make it feel so good? {5890}{6001}- Well, I for one am all for total abstinence.|- Abstinence is good. {6005}{6106}- There's already too many hungry children in the world.|- I'm afraid you're all missing the point. {6110}{6201}I think maybe they should|experience it first-hand. {6205}{6331}- Do you mind?|- No, not at all. I was just about to suggest the same. {6335}{6486}- Eggs are a little kinky, don't you think, Peter?|- Not the way you'll be using them, Shelby. {6490}{6531}These little guys here, {6535}{6631}- represent your kids.|- Hello, abstinence girl here. {6635}{6761}- This won't work with my lifestyle.|- Well, your new lifestyle includes a one-night stand. {6765}{6864}Now you're a single mother|of a 5-year-old struggling on $20,000 a year. {6868}{6941}- Only $20,000?|- Yep. {6945}{7031}And, Scott, you and Auggie. {7035}{7129}You're a high-powered gay couple|wanting desperately to adopt a child. {7133}{7186}- Hey, yo. It ain't gonna work, man.|- You got to be kidding. {7190}{7221}No, I'm not kidding. {7225}{7306}We're gonna meet in a day or two and you two|are gonna tell me why you deserve a child. {7310}{7466}Just think. Your grade depends on it.|That's usually a good motivator? {7500}{7541}- And Ms. Merrick.|- Yeah? {7545}{7697}You and Mr. Friedkin are|a newly married yuppie couple, parents of, {7715}{7798}- Newborn twins.|- No. {7830}{7891}Say, what happened to the|old-fashioned drawing name from a hat? {7895}{7936}Yes, there is a god.|Thank you. {7940}{8071}You're both full-time career people with approximately|combined incomes of $60,000 a year pre-tax. {8075}{8166}- That's not enough money to flee the country.|- I'm sure you'll make it work. {8170}{8270}They look just like their mother. {8290}{8349}Daisy. {8420}{8485}You are... {8495}{8556}You can say it. {8560}{8631}You're childless. {8635}{8726}- I'm barren.|- I'm very sorry about that. {8730}{8776}I would like to know|your feelings on the subject. {8780}{8816}Two pages by Friday. {8820}{8866}The rest of you,|these are your children. {8870}{8951}Never leave them more than arm's reach away,|not for even a moment. {8955}{9036}You must keep them warm and safe. {9040}{9106}And if you crack your child,|your grade's gonna suffer. {9110}{9136}Got it? {9140}{9241}I want these family budgets|and child care plans filled out by Friday, {9245}{9343}and, Shelby?|And anything else? {9405}{9451}All right. {9455}{9520}Good luck. {9950}{10016}I thought we were|supposed to meet in my office. {10020}{10056}I wanted to get a workout in. {10060}{10156}- It's your bag?|- Yeah. How was Africa? {10160}{10196}I got bored. {10200}{10281}There's only so many|wild animals I can take. Besides, {10285}{10361}I like dealing with them|one at a time. {10365}{10436}Conquer that piece of rock yet? {10440}{10536}Let me get this straight.|You left Africa to climb here in Agnes? {10540}{10616}I can't think of a better reason|than kicking your butt up that hill. {10620}{10694}Is that really it|or did you reconsider my offer? {10698}{10771}It's been a long time since|I worked with kids, Peter. {10775}{10841}You gotta stop running sometime.|Here's as good a place as any. {10845}{10926}Hey, I haven't run from anything|for a very long time. {10930}{11016}Soph, with your credentials,|you could go anywhere. {11020}{11096}What can I say?|I like the fresh air. {11100}{11200}And there is a certain|rock to conquer. {11215}{11301}I can't have you changing your mind|at the last minute, Sophie. {11305}{11414}Thanks for having|so much faith in me. {11420}{11521}I'll run it past Frank, all right? {11545}{11646}What you mean is, you need time to figure out|if this can really work given our history. {11650}{11810}I just want to make sure that|history doesn't repeat itself, that's all. {11830}{11866}This is so unfair! {11870}{11951}End of discussion. You two|are spending way too much time together. {11955}{12021}We're just friends.|He listens. {12025}{12046}I don't care. {12050}{12121}- He's not the kind of friend you need right now.|- Says who? {12125}{12201}- What makes you always right?|- Listen to her, Peter. {12205}{12261}Come on a little flirting|never hurt anybody. {12265}{12286}Thanks, {12290}{12376}- but I don't remember asking for your opinion.|- Enough! {12380}{12431}I asked Sophie|to be here, all right? {12435}{12536}- She might even be taking Hannah's place.|- No one can take Hannah's place. {12540}{12596}I don't intend to try. {12600}{12696}- Hank's the best thing that ever happened to me here.|- Before Hank came around you were doing great. {12700}{12759}Even your parents said you were|sounding like your old self again. {12763}{12806}Of course they did. {12810}{12866}They want their|perfect little girl back. {12870}{12956}Hey, No, they don't. They just want to|make sure that you're okay. {12960}{13061}- And, besides, it's time for them to come visit.|- I'm not ready. {13065}{13176}- Katherine, you cannot fight the inevitable.|- I can delay it. {13180}{13313}- I at least have a say in that.|- Not for much longer. {13350}{13436}Peter finally catch on to you and Hank? {13440}{13496}Come on, you can tell me. {13500}{13611}- Yeah. How'd you know?|- Besides being majorly obvious? {13615}{13731}- That much?|- You don't wear subtlety well. {13740}{13846}- What's up with the yearbooks?|- I'm looking for a father for my kid. {13850}{13886}Translation? {13890}{13981}Jeff tried to teach sex education again|and Peter bailed him out by assigning us lives {13985}{14086}so we'd understand the reality of life with|kids which boils down to "sex has consequences." {14090}{14187}- And the egg?|- My 5-year-old. {14200}{14296}So what you're telling me|is I can't see the place tonight. {14300}{14401}You do understand, I have nowhere to go. {14405}{14536}Well, you know, if anything happens to me|it'll be on your head. {14540}{14606}Obviously that made|an impression on you. {14610}{14711}People in this town can be so irritating.|Codes, rules, more rules. {14715}{14786}Not everybody's|as freewheeling as you, Sophie. {14790}{14831}You can stay at my place|as long as you need. {14835}{14926}Door key's under the rock|in the front yard, just like always. {14930}{15036}- I don't think that's such a good idea.|- Wasn't such a bad idea last time you were here. {15040}{15151}- You weren't my potential boss the last time.|- I'm still not. At least not yet. {15155}{15276}Probably won't be. I get the strange feeling the|kids aren't going to welcome me with open arms. {15280}{15351}Katherine and Hannah were close.|It's just gonna take time, that's all. {15355}{15476}I don't think even|time's gonna bridge that gap. {15480}{15554}You miss Hannah? {15575}{15701}Tough decisions are made every day, you know?|It's something she had to do. {15705}{15848}- And now you're stuck with me.|- I can think of worse things. {15855}{15911}What did Frank say about hiring me? {15915}{16051}I'm not gonna lie, you know? He has some|reservations knowing your, knowing our history. {16055}{16176}And he's not sure if the kids can bond with somebody|who has the potential to leave at the drop of a hat. {16180}{16236}Ouch. {16240}{16299}Peter. {16338}{16421}Are those|Frank's thoughts or yours? {16425}{16476}Mutant on deck. {16480}{16596}Look, I told you. I'm going through|this whole post-mort mummy thing. So {16600}{16771}unless you want me to scramble them right here,|I suggest you take them for the night. {16775}{16856}Honey, we still need to|discuss the sleeping arrangements. {16860}{16936}Go away, Freakin! {16965}{17036}You're gonna have to learn how to|spell our last name sooner or later. {17040}{17102}Go away! {17210}{17286}At least you know the joy of having kids. {17290}{17346}Try being childless. {17350}{17418}I am trying. {17480}{17546}...
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