{240}{306}(Thunder) {3441}{3485}(Six ) 'Where am I?' {3511}{3569}(Two ) 'In The Village.' {3570}{3617}(Six ) 'What do you want?' {3618}{3667}(Two ) 'Information.' {3668}{3724}(Six ) 'Whose side are you on?' {3725}{3775}(Two ) 'That would be telling. {3783}{3840}'We want information... {3884}{3945}'information... {3946}{3985}'information.' {3987}{4034}(Six ) 'You won't get it.' {4120}{4215}By hook or by crook...we will. {4248}{4288}(Six ) 'Who are you?' {4289}{4327}'Number Two.' {4328}{4400}(Six ) 'Who is Number One?' {4401}{4468}'You are Number Six.' {4499}{4603}(Six ) 'I am not a number,|I am a free man!' {4608}{4672}(Number Two laughs ) {4834}{4884}(Applause ) {8500}{8604}- Busy, Potter?|- It's our form of Siberia. {8606}{8693}- What was the Colonel up to?|- Dr Schnipps, crazy scientist. {8694}{8775}He's got a rocket to destroy London. {8776}{8830}- Where?|- I don't know. {8832}{8866}(Buzzer) {8868}{8933}Excuse me. Ridiculous. {9068}{9146}- Yes.|- Where do I start? {9147}{9263}Go to Magnum record shop, booth|seven. The Chief will speak to you. {9264}{9301}Chin up, Potter. {9302}{9353}It was so damned unsporting. {9354}{9437}It wasn't cricket. Keep the change. {9858}{9912}(Loud rock music) {10547}{10655}(Chief) 'Mission -|find and destroy Schnipp's rocket, {10658}{10781}'but I can't help much -|the opposition is one step ahead.' {10782}{10824}- Thanks(!)|- 'What was that?' {10826}{10910}- Nothing.|- 'Take over from the Colonel.' {12924}{12974}(Gasps ) {13752}{13839}- The usual, sir?|- Please, Doris. {14190}{14230}Thank you. {15510}{15592}- Same again, sir?|- No. One of those is quite enough. {15593}{15634}Brandy. {15778}{15837}Whisky, vodka, Drambuie. {16002}{16072}Tia Maria, Cointreau, Grand Marnier. {16646}{16710}Sir, you'll make yourself sick. {16979}{17019}(Sniggers ) {18072}{18122}(Hums ) {19508}{19559}What a brave loser! {19561}{19676}One of the many in this year's heavy|weight title, ladies and gentlemen. {19678}{19800}Those are the sort of fights|you don't see in the big clubs. {19827}{19952}And now, for the first time ever|in this country, {19954}{20063}at 210lbs, the Polish giant,|Killer Karminski! {20092}{20150}(Applause and boos ) {20197}{20350}Let's hear it for the gallant|opponent, who will go three rounds {20352}{20472}with the Killer,|a man of mystery, in the front row, {20475}{20533}Mr X! {20534}{20584}(Cheers ) {20913}{21018}(Old woman's voice )|Good luck, young man. {21408}{21457}Killer Karminski! {21458}{21506}(Cheers and boos ) {21507}{21555}Mr X! {21556}{21626}(Cheers ) {21627}{21693}I want a good clean fight. {21694}{21814}No kicking, butting or gouging,|except in moderation. {21815}{21922}May the best man win.|Back to your corners. {21999}{22093}Seconds out, round one! (Bell) {22177}{22309}Take it easy, me face is me fortune.|You might knock it back into shape. {22311}{22351}Break! {22503}{22584}- Go to the tunnel of love.|- The what? {22586}{22640}The tunnel of love. {22651}{22689}(Grunts ) {22772}{22849}Who...gave...you...the...message? {22851}{22900}A lady. {22901}{22953}- Who?|- I don't know. {22954}{23074}- Who was she?|- Didn't I tell ya? I don't know! {23135}{23200}The tunnel of love. {24021}{24136}(Woman's voice ) 'Hello.|Don't turn round, you're covered. {24137}{24195}'The tunnel of love is fitting {24196}{24302}'because I'm beginning|to love you in my way. {24303}{24372}'I've been looking|for a worthy opponent {24373}{24475}'and you've passed|my first tests brilliantly. {24476}{24566}'You will be hearing from me again.|Auf Wiedersehen!' {24607}{24653}(Laughter) {25772}{25824}(Screaming) {28618}{28751}What's your game, Sherlock? l'll|spread your nose all over your face. {28774}{28897}I'll tear off your leg and beat you|over the head with it. {31008}{31068}I love you madly. {31070}{31209}'I love the way your hair curls|on the back of your neck. {31211}{31282}'You'll make a beautiful corpse.' {31302}{31467}I'm going to do you the honour|of letting you die...superbly. {31468}{31503}(Revs up ) {32276}{32388}But not yet, darling.|There's more fun to come. {34625}{34700}(Woman's voice ) 'I'm glad you came. {34701}{34792}'This is to be our love tryst. {34846}{34964}'You may not see my face,|but you may know my name. {35067}{35127}'My name...is Death. {35432}{35530}'I'm sorry my father|couldn't be here to greet you. {35531}{35672}'He's busy with his rocket. Besides,|he didn't wish to play gooseberry. {35701}{35826}'You are a born survivor,|I am a born killer. {35832}{35969}'We were made for each other, but|I fear this is where it must end. {35972}{36044}'Your reflexes can't save you now. {36047}{36170}'It will come suddenly,|when your luck runs out... {36195}{36236}'with my love. {36237}{36309}'Come, come inside, my darling. {37007}{37151}'Is your heart pounding? Your hands|shaking? That's love, my darling. {37155}{37278}'My father was a great man, but the|war ended before he was recognised. {37280}{37392}'But when London lies in ruins,|he will be a god. {37733}{37860}'Nice of you to drop in. I can see|you're having a swinging time. {37861}{37998}'But that's not quite what I had|in mind. Perhaps this will help. {37999}{38069}'You'll soon get the point. {38070}{38133}'Incidentally, they're electrified. {39000}{39057}'Ingenious. {39059}{39125}'Nobody's ever|thought of that before. {39137}{39247}'You're really the most|entertaining lover I've ever had. {39248}{39340}'That was ill-mannered|and dangerous. {39341}{39454}'I might not have been able|to warn you the floor is mined - {39456}{39558}'small, sensitive, and quite deadly. {39790}{39934}'Oh, I almost forgot, they will|all explode anyway in 90 seconds. {40103}{40192}'That's the hot line,|or had you noticed? {40329}{40450}'On from the butcher's and baker's|into the candlestick maker's, {40451}{40548}'only he never made candles|like these. {40549}{40656}'They have a cyanide derivative|mixed with wax. {40657}{40752}'As the wax burns,|it gives off cyanide. {40753}{40849}'Every candle|is breathing poison into the air. {40976}{41106}'I do so believe in double glazing,|don't you? It keeps out the noise. {41107}{41200}'Of course,|it does keep out the air, too. {41201}{41321}'A word of advice: if the candles|are blown out, they explode. {41826}{41914}'And that's only|one of the little ones! {41973}{42141}'I warned you your luck would run|out. I'm glad it's to be this way. {42143}{42221}'I hate quick farewells, don't you? {42709}{42758}'Interesting. {42760}{42859}'Mice get Just as irrational|when they're about to die. {43062}{43209}'Here, when a great man was dying,|they sounded the death knell. {43214}{43292}'I think that was a charming idea.' {43293}{43343}(Bell) {43720}{43839}'All right, darling, you win.|I've Just realised something. {43840}{43915}'I don't want to kill you -|you're the best. {43916}{44040}'If I kill you, what would be left?|Life would be a bore. {44041}{44177}'Why don't you Join us? We could|have a wonderful life together. {44178}{44256}'You would be|a constant challenge to me. {44337}{44453}'Join me in the bell tower.|What do you say, darling? {44454}{44536}'Don't let pride stand in your way.' {46121}{46163}Whee! {46192}{46222}Whee! {46247}{46287}Whee! {46308}{46354}Whee! {46414}{46469}(Engine splutters ) {46758}{46812}Bye, bye, lover. {46909}{46959}(Death knell) {53020}{53070}(Hatch opens ) {53331}{53381}(Hums ) {53424}{53555}# From glen to glen|and o'er the mountain side {53556}{53666}# The summer's gone|and all the roses... {53668}{53777}# ..'Tis you, 'tis you|must bide and I must go {53790}{53918}# But come ye back|when summer's in the meadow... # {54654}{54721}Everybody's doing it now, you see. {54796}{54864}You're quite sure you killed him? {54865}{54925}Father, who taught me? {54926}{55002}You're a girl after my own heart. {55003}{55087}If only your mother could see you. {55223}{55278}Good old Josephine. {55279}{55351}Tell me again|about her last cavalry charge. {55352}{55426}Not now, child. We have work to do. {55455}{55506}Gentlemen! {55621}{55691}Yes, all right. That's very good. {55895}{56020}In one hour's time,|London will lie entirely in ruins. {57201}{57320}No more Trafalgar Square -|it will be Napoleon's Square. {57322}{57413}Nelson's Column|will be Napoleon's Column. {57415}{57527}Then my little girl here|will take over Bond Street. {57570}{57664}And you, merry lads, can have... {57720}{57775}Chelsea Barracks. {57838}{57961}Ungrateful swine... And then we will|be taking over the entire regions. {57962}{58038}- The Scottish Marshal here?|- Present. {58069}{58155}- Are you keen on soccer?|- Aye, sir. {58156}{58253}- Like Wembley Stadium?|- Aye, I would. {58254}{58311}It's yours. Welsh Marshal... {58316}{58412}What a great day|for the Nationalists. {58413}{58463}Thank you, Jones. Irish? {58464}{58531}He's gone to the armoury. {58532}{58612}Blast! What does he do down there? {60420}{60487}The countdown has now started. {60526}{60573}Hmm? {60574}{60624}(Bleeping) {60651}{60723}Yes, of course. Thank you. {60724}{60839}As I was saying,|the countdown has already started. {60843}{60988}In a few minutes, we transfer|to the speedboat for the final phase. {60989}{61140}O'Rourke will... Where is Marshal|O'Rourke? Find him at once. {61141}{61215}All of you! {61482}{61578}Oh... It's Waterloo all over again. {61602}{61674}(Man ) He must've come through here. {61792}{61865}- Is O'Rourke anywhere?|- (Irish accent) No. {61866}{61927}- He must've come through here.|- I haven't seen him. {61928}{61987}What's going on here? {62101}{62159}Excuse me a minute. {62770}{62832}Take your firing positions. {62889}{62930}Fire! {63269}{63342}This one won't backfire, darling. {63493}{63543}(Bleep...
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