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Suzumiya Haruhi Volume Three : The

Boredom of Suzumiya Haruhi

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Prologue

As much as I'd like to say the club was founded on the melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, my own

melancholy would be a much more appropriate description. The SOS Brigade was established in

early spring, while the whole self-made movie incident happened in the autumn. The project

caused me to sigh endlessly, but hardly fazed Haruhi.

Half a year had gone by between the two events. Of course, in that time, which included the

summer, Haruhi could not and did not let time pass by pointlessly. It was no surprise that there

had been so many illogical and absurd incidents. I don't even know if some of them were real

incidents or just accidents. Let's just say that we were pulled into everything against our desires.

No matter what you say, seasons come and seasons go. As the average temperature rises,

inconceivable ideas arise endlessly from Haruhi's mind, similar to how different kinds of insects

appear out of nowhere. It would be all right if she kept those ideas inside her head, but no, those

ideas always result in a variety of creepy situations that the whole group is forced to deal with

properly. What is going on?

I don't know what Itsuki, Yuki, or Mikuru are thinking, but here is what my self-diagnosis tells

me, at least. My mind and body are healthy, but every time something happens, I feel as if I am

some sort of small round animal that can't move easily because I ate too much. The same ending

always happens, and that is myself rolling on and on down the hill.

Perhaps I have already started rolling.

Haruhi has a very bothersome habit: whenever her mind is not filled with happy thoughts, she

starts thinking up ideas that make you want to laugh and cry at the same time. Anyway, she just

cannot endure sitting still and doing nothing. She is just that kind of person. Whenever she has

nothing to do, she will go and find something to do. This will usually be something absurd. From

my personal experiences, whenever Haruhi says something, the rest of us will not be able to

enjoy our peaceful days. Perhaps those good old days will never come back. What a troublesome

person.

It doesn't matter if the result is good or bad, as long as her life is not boring. That's Suzumiya

Haruhi for you.

Because this is a rare chance, let me share with you how our SOS brigade fought back

“boredom” during the half a year when our melancholy became frustration. As to why I said this

is a rare chance, I actually don't know. I just think that it wouldn't do me harm if I shared the

stories. And, anyway, I really hope that at least one person will “share” my indescribable

feelings.

Yes... Let's start with that silly baseball game.

The Boredom of Suzumiya Haruhi

One day in the headquarters of the "Suzumiya Haruhi Brigade to Bring More Excitement to the

World," or SOS Brigade for short (in reality the Literature Club room), Haruhi announced with

the same enthusiasm as a baseball team captain who drew the first seed at Koushien:

"We are entering the baseball tournament!"

It was after school one day in June, and it had been two weeks since the "nightmare" event. Since

then, I had been unable to concentrate on my studies. My test results were a real life nightmare,

on this early summer day. Haruhi didn’t seem like she had been paying attention in class, yet her

results made it into the top 10. If there exists a God in this world, I believe that he is a

mischievous and biased person.

Oh well, this didn't matter anymore. I am more concerned with the content of Haruhi’s

announcement. What was she talking about?

I looked around at the three other people in the room.

The first that caught my eye was Asahina-san, her face as innocent as that of a middle school

student. If she had white fluffy wings, she would look like a cute little angel on her way back to

heaven. Her face and small body suits her. I know full well that she can be very glamorous.

For reasons unknown to me, Asahina-san was the only person in the room not wearing her high

school uniform. Instead, she was wearing a pink nurse uniform. With her cute lips half opened,

she looked intently at Haruhi. She is not a nursing student nor a costume-wearing weirdo, but is

just merely following the instructions of Haruhi. Haruhi must have bought this costume from

some odd website again. She's been bringing weird clothes and making Asahina-san wear them. I

believe many people would be asking the same question, "What's the point in wearing these

clothes?"

She replied, "Why do we need an explanation for that?"

Haruhi instructed Asahina-san, "You must wear this costume whenever you're in this room,

always!" Asahina-san would resist with "But, but..." In the end, she would still obediently follow

Haruhi’s commands with tears in her eyes. She looked so adorable that sometimes I felt

compelled to embrace her from behind. Yet so far I have not been able to do that, I assure you.

By the way, just for your information, two weeks ago her standard attire was a maid costume, but

right now it’s hanging on the clothes rack. Actually the maid costume suits Mikuru better and I

preferred it more, so I do hope she would revert to that costume soon. I believe Asahina-san

would comply with the audience's request, though she would be troubled and embarrassed by it.

Yup, that would be good.

After hearing Haruhi’s speech on the baseball tournament, Asahina-san the nurse made her

comment,

"Umm......"

She made a sound as sweet as a canary then stopped. It was natural for her to have such a

reaction.

I turned my gaze to the other girl in the room.

Her height is similar to Asahina-san's, but her presence, compared to Asahina-san, was like that

of a thin cabbage to a sunflower. Nagato Yuki, as always, was indifferent to her surroundings as

her gaze was fixed on her open hardbound book.

About every ten seconds, she would flip the pages with her finger, it was then that people could

realize that this girl was still living. I was sure a parrot would have a bigger vocabulary than she

would, and even a hibernating groundhog would be more active than she is.

As her presence doesn’t really make a difference, there was no need to describe her in detail. If I

have to make a brief description, then she's a first year student, like Haruhi and me, and she is

the sole member of the Literature Club - the original occupant of this room. In other words, our

club, the SOS Brigade, has borrowed the use of this room from the Literature Club. To be more

precise, we have taken over this room like parasites. Of course the school has not approved of

this, since our application to form a club has been ignored by the student council.

"......"

I turned my gaze away from Nagato's expressionless face, and saw sitting by the side the

handsome grinning face of Koizumi Itsuki. He looked at me with an amused expression. This

guy's opinions were of lesser importance than Nagato's. This mysterious transfer student -

according to Haruhi anyway - brushed aside his bangs and slowly broke into a smile, much to my

chagrin. As our eyes met, I had a strong urge to punch him as he shrugged his shoulders

meaninglessly. He was seriously asking for a beating.

"What did you say we are entering?"

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