{1}{100}www.napiprojekt.pl - nowa jakoœæ napisów.|Napisy zosta³y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {141}{197}Previously on "Weeds"... {198}{282}- What?|- I just love college so much. {283}{315}Are you sure|that's a good idea? {316}{370}Geez, God!|Damn it! {371}{407}Everyone's gonna be looking|for us here. {408}{439}Goodbye, Seattle. {440}{482}Kimmi...|Yeah? {483}{525}- Can I borrow your car?|- You got a car! {526}{574}You are the hero|of this family! {575}{613}What the fuck|are you doing here? {643}{687}Mom...|The fuckers got me. {688}{732}Come on. I've had nothing|to eat in three days {733}{775}except|for a linty-car French fry. {776}{800}Where's my son? {914}{942}Give me your keys. {943}{983}I know where he is. {1015}{1051}You're not gonna shoot me. {1052}{1118}I will if I have to.|But you don't have to. {1119}{1156}You gonna put a bullet|in me, mijo? {1157}{1207}What do you think? {1208}{1253}Please record your message. {1254}{1318}Esteban, I'm a mother lion. {1319}{1423}And you can't defeat a mother|lion when you threaten her cubs. {1424}{1475}I have to disappear now. {1476}{1565}Good luck with your crime. {1565}{1805}<font color="#ec14bd">Sync by honeybunny</font>|<font color="#ec14bd">www.addic7ed.com</font> {1882}{1932}Did you kill Pilar? {1933}{1957}No. {1958}{2003}Do you know who did? {2004}{2028}No. {2029}{2085}Pilar Zuazo turns up dead. {2086}{2125}Your boss's wife goes missing. {2126}{2199}Any idea where she might be? {2412}{2439}Say it. {2440}{2485}Seattle was a bust. {2486}{2515}You gonna listen to me now? {2516}{2547}Yes.|Why? {2548}{2590}You're the guru|of off-the-grid. {2591}{2641}I'm the guru|of off-the-grid. {2642}{2712}You've got me right here in this car|with you, you lucky woman, you, {2713}{2747}so you gonna use me? {2748}{2807}You gonna accept my wisdom|and experience? {2807}{2837}You gonna let me take the lead? {2838}{2862}Andy...|Randy. {2863}{2898}Randy... {2899}{2991}I cede the reins to you,|the expert, the guru, {2992}{3053}the one who will lead us|in a safer, {3054}{3098}more untrackable direction. {3099}{3171}Thank you!|It's a great honor. {3171}{3211}It's an honor|that I don't take lightly... {3212}{3243}to protect, to guide... {3243}{3276}just fucking lay it out! {3277}{3319}Fine, fine.|Here we go. {3320}{3382}To quote Bill Maher,|"new rules." {3383}{3445}Number one...|keep moving. {3446}{3529}We need to widen the gap|between us and our aggressors. {3530}{3591}That means at least another|24 hours on the road, {3592}{3719}no stopping, no exceptions|except for gas and potty. {3720}{3766}Hardcore. {3767}{3840}Rule number two...|this one is key... {3841}{3891}no social interactions. {3892}{3977}We go way underground,|seal ourselves off. {3978}{4062}I'm talking Bin Laden,|the Unabomber, {4063}{4143}that guy Sly|from Sly and the Family Stone. {4144}{4175}Who?|Exactly. {4175}{4219}Nance, how's this sounding? {4220}{4280}Great. Movement.|Isolation. Mm-hmm. {4281}{4327}Okay. Anyone have|any questions so far? {4328}{4385}Yeah. Do I get|a road-trip spirit name? {4386}{4431}No one's chasing you.|Are you kidding? {4432}{4481}I owe Dana thousands|in child support. {4482}{4516}How about "Ted"? {4517}{4590}Or "coward who led a car|of Mexicans to Seattle." {4591}{4629}Eh, "Ted" works. {4630}{4671}Silas, you okay back there? {4672}{4718}Yeah. I'm great. {4719}{4750}We'll stop soon.|Ah! {4751}{4828}Just for lunch!|I promise. {4829}{4878}That's it.|Then back on the road. {4879}{4941}Off-the-grid.|Bill Maher. {5079}{5127}We should take|the Lewis and Clark trail. {5128}{5185}It goes from Washington state|to Washington, D.C. {5186}{5221}Why do you know|these things? {5222}{5251}I'm an autodidact. {5252}{5285}Also, there's a brochure|up front. {5286}{5339}No historic trails. {5340}{5393}We got to think|more unpredictably. {5394}{5450}Now, when I trekked|across Alaska, {5451}{5495}we only took|even-numbered highways {5496}{5542}and avoided|all suspension bridges. {5543}{5590}That baby doesn't look Mexican. {5591}{5643}Yeah, he's half, but mom doesn't|like us mentioning it. {5644}{5693}Well, when she comes back|from the bathroom, {5694}{5744}she can complain about it. {5855}{5923}♪ Well, I'm a snaggle-tooth|mama, don't know no shoes ♪ {5924}{5975}♪ I got a tin-roof tan ♪ {5975}{6050}♪ with my cornbread daddy|right by my side ♪ {6051}{6111}♪ we do the best that we can ♪ {6112}{6176}♪ I live so far out|down the country road ♪ {6177}{6230}♪ there ain't nothin'|for hours ♪ {6231}{6302}♪ by the time I get back|from the grocery store ♪ {6303}{6352}♪ the milk's already gone sour ♪ {6353}{6431}♪ well, I'm a snaggle-tooth|mama, don't know no shoes ♪ {6432}{6487}♪ I got a tin-roof tan ♪ {6488}{6555}♪ with my cornbread daddy|right by my side ♪ {6555}{6611}♪ we do the best that we can ♪ {6612}{6677}♪ we do the best that we can ♪ {6678}{6749}♪ we do the best that we can ♪ {6750}{6782}No. Bad idea. {6783}{6839}This family needs some fun. {6839}{6886}Way too many people. {6887}{6939}Come on. Who's gonna spot us|in the middle of Montana? {6940}{7003}Okay.|You just put me in charge. {7004}{7059}Momentum. Seclusion.|Andy's plan. {7059}{7095}He's right. {7096}{7154}This doesn't seem like|the smartest idea right now. {7155}{7199}I can't believe I have to|convince you guys {7199}{7230}to go to a giant carnival! {7231}{7299}Look, there's a rodeo! {7299}{7357}And a roller coaster. {7470}{7508}Really? {7509}{7535}Yeah. {7640}{7689}Wait.|What's going on? {7690}{7741}That was Judah's thing...|roller coasters. {7742}{7779}Really? {7779}{7831}Oh, I thought he was kidding|when he said he designed those. {7832}{7873}What did you think|he did for a living? {7874}{7914}Never really cared. {7915}{8000}Remember that one idea he had|where the seats flipped {8001}{8051}so you didn't actually|go upside down? {8052}{8110}Oh, and David bowie music|was pumped into the headrest! {8111}{8153}"Lightning frightening."|Right. {8154}{8197}Kept a model of it|in the garage. {8198}{8247}Yeah, and he always took us|to that one at six flags, {8248}{8280}like, every other weekend. {8281}{8326}That settles it.|We're going. {8327}{8372}Nance, I...|For old time's sake. {8373}{8411}Plus, Shane has been kidnapped. {8412}{8481}It's very traumatic,|being kidnapped. {8482}{8525}Mm. I wouldn't know. {8526}{8576}Two hours, tops. {8577}{8631}I want everybody to clean up|before we get back into the car. {8632}{8681}Change your... your shirts|and your underwear. {8682}{8730}Hygiene... still important. {8848}{8907}You need to keep your hat on|at all times. {8908}{8960}These places have|tight security... {8961}{9003}cameras, undercover police. {9004}{9071}That bearded lady over there...|not a lady at all. {9071}{9121}Safety... we got it.|Relax. {9122}{9160}Relax? {9161}{9199}'Cause you're a...|you're a squeaky field mouse {9200}{9243}headed into a bear cave, {9244}{9319}except the cave|is a swarm of people, okay? {9320}{9360}And the mouse is your own ego. {9361}{9419}Wait, the cave is...|the c... you get my point. {9420}{9457}Ego. Yes.|Ego, ego. {9458}{9511}Willful defiance,|'cause I laid down rules, {9512}{9550}but you had to break them. {9551}{9599}I am here because|I don't want my kid {9599}{9656}to miss out on his entire|fucking childhood, okay? {9657}{9689}It's just fun! {9690}{9747}See the way I held that gun|on Ignacio? {9747}{9815}Caved like a coal mine.|Fucking payaso amateur. {9815}{9885}Shane, get over yourself.|No one cares. {9886}{9926}You're just jealous.|Of what? {9927}{9981}That mom likes me better now. {9982}{10044}Pinwheels|and whirligigs! {10045}{10097}Get your pinwheels|and whirligigs! {10098}{10142}5 for $10! {10143}{10180}It spins! It whirls! {10181}{10253}It's a hee-haw,|fire-cracking whirligig! {10254}{10301}Wow.|Do you want one? {10302}{10339}Sounds lame. {10340}{10390}Nope. Thanks, though. {10391}{10429}Have a good day. {10430}{10470}First prize {10471}{10516}in the 21st annual|butter sculpture contest... {10517}{10558}a luxury motor home. {10559}{10607}Winner today can drive her home|tomorrow. {10607}{10648}That's right, folks.|A luxury motor home. {10649}{10696}The winner today can drive|her home tomorrow. {10697}{10765}Remind me again where we're|supposed to be sleeping tonight. {10766}{10828}Doug, watch the baby. {10888}{10961}Yeah, don't worry|about me. Assholes. {11052}{11097}Wow! {11098}{11139}This thing's insane. {11139}{11179}We could live here. {11180}{11224}We should. Should.|We should live here. {11225}{11262}Kitchen, living room, bedroom. {11263}{11306}We could set up|a little nursery. {11307}{11352}Oh! Is this corian? {11353}{11402}We wouldn't have to stay|in crappy motels. {11403}{11467}We could stay at...|National parks {11468}{11535}up in the, like, mountains,|anywhere. {11536}{11585}Plus, we need to dump|Cesar's car. {11586}{11648}Yes. Black town car...|classic bad-guy mobile. {11649}{11708}Very conspicuous. {11709}{11740}Andy... {11741}{11769}Win this. {11770}{11810}On it.|Ah! {11811}{11883}So, what, it's like a contest? {11884}{11923}"Butter...Sculpting"? {11924}{11991}Yeah, I have no idea,|but I'm a consummate contestant. {11992}{12083}I win shit all the time.|Trust me, it's in the bag. {12084}{12121}Doug. {12122}{12179}Doug, I'm gonna pretend {12180}{12230}that you aren't the reason|that we were tracked down {12231}{12281}and ask you to watch Stevie|for the afternoon. {12282}{12318}Nance, I raised four kids. {12319}{12361}Trust me,|they all turned out... {12362}{12421}well, I raised four kids. {12422}{12519}Okay, so there's a full bottle|of formula in the stroller. {1...
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